Christian Dirty Joke?

[population]

I suppose a Christian Dirty Joke would have to involve a babtism in muddy water.

Hmmmm....any thoughts?

 

[U.2.K. Tha Greatest]

First off There is no mention of GOD having a sense of humor in "none of the bibles". Second it is better to be close minded, then to be open minded. The close minded are closer to their father and their work is great, while the open minded are "a FAR off and their work is wicked". And last the joke about being "babtism in muddy water" is not funny at all. InFACT its kinda sad that you would post something like this. You christians in "this time" is slight ignorant.

Learn from what i just said and heed it well.

 

[missiondocsda]

Just watch out anything comes out from the mouth. Do they glorify God? Do I promote the cause of God? Do I acknowlegde the one changes my life?

Amusement and recreation are two different things. Practical jokes lift up spirit. Good care.

 

[Tenorvoice]

there is nothing wrong with a sence of humor and I belive that God does have one....He made you and me didn't He and look @ all the goofy things that we do.

Second It does say in His Holy Word The Bible that:
Pr 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

and it has been proven that laughter aids in the healing process by science.

so peace and laugh every day that you are living. ~

 

[U.2.K. Tha Greatest]

there is nothing wrong with a sence of humor and I belive that God does have one....He made you and me didn't He and look @ all the goofy things that we do.

Second It does say in His Holy Word The Bible that:
Pr 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

and it has been proven that laughter aids in the healing process by science.

so peace and laugh every day that you are living. ~

First off, jokes can be harmful and ignorant. I have never heard a joke where its kind and its something that GOD will respect. This person population, is talking about "babtism in muddy water". That is not a joke, that is wicked, that is something that your father will not respect at all.

Being Marry and happy and joyful is alot different then making jokes. "BE MARRY CAUSE GOD HAS GIVEN YOU LIFE, LAUGHTER WITH RIGTHEOUS PEOEPLE, CONTINUE TO BE CLOSE MINDED.

I wont be posting in this section ever again. There is no such thing as a GOOD joke.

 

[sr. scholls]

chill out!

 

[Tenorvoice]

not a very freindly person huh?

 

[aLx]

U2K-can you laugh at yourself if you did something funny, silly like falling backwards of your chair. Then someone makes a joke up about it, calls you silly and you find it funny-is that not a good joke?

 

[aLx]

Or what about those funny mistakes people have made in church bullitens here: http://www.christianforums.com/t100482

 

[Mea Culpa]

U2K, God created laughter!

I don't know. For me, I joke around with my closest friend about stuff, sometimes stuff that might be riske, or however that is spelt. When it is just the two of us though we know what and how we mean it!

I don't think there is such a thing as a Christian dirty joke, since God is pure, and His thoughts are pure. I guess a Christian dirty joke would be a christian (moi) telling or hearing off colour jokes!

Have you ever experienced God's sense of humour? It is cool. It isn't like us, we never have a point other than to laugh. God's sense of humour makes us laugh, but He teaches us too through it. With God, nothing is done without a purpose. So even His humour is meaningful.

Anyways, feel free to joke away, I mean, God created us, and our humour. Oh, our sin nature makes our jokes (as well as everything else) kind of wacked, but you know in your heart what is right, if you listen to His voice!

See ya later!

 

[U.2.K. Tha Greatest]

You didnt have to tell me GOD created Laughter, i already knew that. I was just pointing out that i have never heard a joke that GOD will respect. Infact i think im losing my "sense of humor", because the world uses humor in a bad way.

Most of the time when i watch shows on tv, i will admit some of things is funny. I start to laugh , then i start to cry. My mind is very sharpe, and right now in order for me to become a righteous person i will have to take everything in this life very serious. The humor in this life is wicked, i only laugh when needed too. And most of the things i rejoice to is good and pure.

For example, when thunderstorm cometh i laugh because its something that the whole world shall marvel at. "FEAR GOD'S WORK, BUT ALSO ENJOY IT"

 

[aLx]

I can understand where you are coming from but wouldn't you find something like this funny:

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?"Come early and listen to our choir practice.

or this:

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

 

[4christ88]

there are lots of ways to joke without being dirty. my dad is a really good christian, everyone says it and he always jokes, laughs and keeps young that way.

 

[Mea Culpa]

You didnt have to tell me GOD created Laughter, i already knew that. I was just pointing out that i have never heard a joke that GOD will respect. Infact i think im losing my "sense of humor", because the world uses humor in a bad way.

Most of the time when i watch shows on tv, i will admit some of things is funny. I start to laugh , then i start to cry. My mind is very sharpe, and right now in order for me to become a righteous person i will have to take everything in this life very serious. The humor in this life is wicked, i only laugh when needed too. And most of the things i rejoice to is good and pure.

For example, when thunderstorm cometh i laugh because its something that the whole world shall marvel at. "FEAR GOD'S WORK, BUT ALSO ENJOY IT"

I pray that God shows you that humour is from HIM, that it is ok to laugh, that we are free. I am not saying that talking about women in a derogatory way is right.

But Christians are funny. I mean, there are Christian comics, don't you listen to them? Besides, we are allowed to have fun, joke, make people laugh. Laugter often helps others, and some people are really gifted at making people laugh!!

I just pray you can learn to lighten up, and have some fun. It doesn't have to be dirty.

For instance, I often use my very good impression of Arnold Schwarzenneger for different things. I always tease my little nephew, I tell him to GET OUT OF THE CAR! In my Arnuld accent. He thinks it is funny as heck!

Now that is only a small example, but there is nothing wrong with that! It makes the guy laugh. And I love to make him laugh!

So I pray that you can have more fun, and not have to worry so much about the world's sense of humour. God has humour too, even if sometimes we use the world.

Wise as serpents, gentle as doves.

 

[Bladecarver]

U2K, you seem a little uptight. Relax. Not all jokes are bad. Are you trying to tell me that when a pastor tells a joke in his sermon that may relay what he's preaching about, he's going against God? Dude, just because the world is sick doesn't mean we as Christians have to be fuddy duddys.