Bible says no women in heaven

[pastorjimg]

That's right- there will be no women in heaven and the bible says so:

Rev 8:1: When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for half an hour.

 

[PostTribber]

That's right- there will be no women in heaven and the bible says so:

Rev 8:1: When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for half an hour.

...that's cold. so why wasn't there rejoicing?

 

[jream]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[NavyGuy7]

Geez. You had me going for a minute until I opened the thread...lol. I'll admit that's pretty funny...

 

[EternallyPierced]

Hahaha, you had me going there

 

[Lessien]

Funny....everyone who thinks that joke was funny is male....

 

[AV1611VET]

Lol

 

[H2Row]

Funny....everyone who thinks that joke was funny is male....

You must've at least smiled

 

[Paladin Dave]

Lack of women in heaven would be plenty of reason for no rejoicing. Some of the most godly people I know are women, and I'm sorry; I've never been one for sexist jokes.

 

[Mayflower1]

Ah. I don't think it was meant as a sexist joke. They told it in church when we were studying Revelation and there were just a lot of husbands and boyfriends with bruises on them after church service. But we all laughed anyway.

 

[jream]

I told my mom this joke and she thought it was hilarious

 

[DailyBlessings]

I've known plenty of men who liked to hear themselves talk... I'm one of 'em!

 

[AV1611VET]

There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself.
There's nothing wrong with answering yourself.
There's nothing wrong with argueing with yourself.

But when you start saying, "Okay, you two, knock it off!"

NOW, you've got problems!

 

[mizangelwolf]

but the silence was because the men would not ask for directions silly

 

[Mayflower1]

but the silence was because the men would not ask for directions silly

 

[jream]

but the silence was because the men would not ask for directions silly

hahahahahahahaha