Here are some jokes from the Bible, remember these are just jokes, enjoy 
Who was the greatest financer in the Bible?
Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter, she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less.
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar, he was on grass for seven years.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
II Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle, "we are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement".
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson, he brought the house down.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the Big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel.
The prodigal son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
They were really put out.
What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
They raised Cain.
What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
The ark was built three stories high and the top story had a window to let light in. But, how did they get light to the bottom two stories?
They used floodlights.
Who was the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
The thought had never entered his head before.
If Goliath was resurrected, would you want to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
No, he already fell for it once.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German shepherds.
What is the best way to get to heaven?
Turn right and go straight.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses, he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the Jordan, the banks were always overflowing.
How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read: "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up; and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
What was the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
Its in Kings, where it says David sat on the throne for forty years.
Which person in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
Who was the greatest financer in the Bible?
Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter, she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less.
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar, he was on grass for seven years.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
II Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle, "we are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement".
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson, he brought the house down.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the Big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel.
The prodigal son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
They were really put out.
What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
They raised Cain.
What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
The ark was built three stories high and the top story had a window to let light in. But, how did they get light to the bottom two stories?
They used floodlights.
Who was the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
The thought had never entered his head before.
If Goliath was resurrected, would you want to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
No, he already fell for it once.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German shepherds.
What is the best way to get to heaven?
Turn right and go straight.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses, he broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the Jordan, the banks were always overflowing.
How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read: "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up; and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
What was the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
Its in Kings, where it says David sat on the throne for forty years.
Which person in the Bible had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
