Best/Worst Kiss Stories

[sweetlambofgod]

Post them here.

 

[Barren]

Hmmmmmmmm
Best story:

I logged onto CF Singles forum and there wasn't a single visible thread about kissing.

 

[plum]

In real life (*gasp* we have those?) I once dated a guy for a whole week before breaking up with him. But in that time span we still had plenty of time to make out apparently. Ah teenagers. *oh, eye roll smiley where have you gone?* Anyway, this guy kissed like a pack of rabid slobbering suction cups (I'm sure these exist somewhere). I could almost feel my face beginning to dissolve as I nearly suffocated underneath his aggression. No fun for Julia. Gag worthy. I'm sure he's fine now, but I've never had my whole face kissed at once before until that point. He must have just had...big lips...or something.... *shudder*
Silly teenagers.

 

[prodigy4god]

Two years ago, my girlfriend and I were kissing and well her mouth/tongue tasted kinda weird and it stang a little, the next day I had a fuzzy feeling on my tongue x_X. And there was no real action in the kiss... partially also because of me ^^ The next girl I kissed said Im a good kisser ~ YAY ^^

 

[christiangal522]

I kissed a guy that his tongue moved a hundred miles per hour from left to right in his mouth (and mine...). VERY annoying and it made me want to laugh!!!

 

[2scoops]

After a first date when I was 16 or 17, I went in for the kiss and she went for the door, needless to say I missed and got her hair. But, at the revenge of 22, I got my revenge with some lip locking madness with the same young lady. The lesson of the story is, .

 

[lunalinda]

Worst kissing moment was my first kiss with one of my exes. He was so overwhelmed with the urge to kiss me (apparantly) and just had his mouth gaping wide when he sensed that I was going to let him kiss me finally. I ended up kissing his dribbling tongue. Grossness. It improved a bit later on in our short-lived relationship, but generally speaking, he was never a really nice kisser. Way too much saliva going on.

Oh oh OH! But that absolute weirdest was the first time I got to experience a kiss with a tongue. It was my first time being kissed with so much tongue and I was thinking, "What the heck are you doing? Keep your tongue in your mouth!" I so didn't get what he was trying to do with all that tongue twirling stuff. I was accustomed to the rhythmic sorts of kisses, not the gaping mouth with the tongue hanging out kind. Not that I'm not a fan of tongue, but I certainly don't like sloppy tongue. I actually prefer "neat" kisses, the ones that are more affectionate than insanely passionate. *shrug*

 

[Weasel7711]

I had the hiccups one time and it was really annoying, yet oddly funny

 

[okiemommy26]

After a first date when I was 16 or 17, I went in for the kiss and she went for the door, needless to say I missed and got her hair. But, at the revenge of 22, I got my revenge with some lip locking madness with the same young lady. The lesson of the story is, .

LOL! That ummmm there is not a lesson lol.

I don't have any bad stories lol. When my ex and I first kissed we started tickling each other and he got me to lean back and started kissing me. That was the sweetest thing.

Other boyfriends I have had were good kissers.

 

[fraggable]

hmmmm none.

having never had more than 3 dates with any one person, i have nothing to bring to the table. But I did get more useful information here than any of the other kissing threads I've read.

 

[~HopeFloats~]

Hmmmmmmmm
Best story:

I logged onto CF Singles forum and there wasn't a single visible thread about kissing.

10-4

 

[Braticus]

I've notice that there isn't any good stories yet...I'll just keep it that way and add to the bad.
I've only had one boyfriend that was a bad kisser..we weren't together too long (prolly for this reason...heehe!). The first time that he kissed me he did the nasty suction cup kiss that you have read about in previous posts. I thought I was going to pass out he didn't take the hit when I tried to pull away. There was nothing romantic about it...and I couldn't wait to get out of there before he tried it again!

 

[BIGMIKE]

I keep reading about all of these guys that gave u grls sloppy kisses and it reminded me of a kissing story...........



I was about 18 or 19 and went on a date with a girl that I had been good friends with all through junior high and igh school( flirted with eachother then like crazy, but we were always dating other people) anyway I walked her to her car after the date it was a cool fall evening and we gave eachother a big hug and said goodnight (I could tell that she wanted to kiss, because of the little **sigh** she let out when I walked away) I really wanted to kiss her and didnt want to pass up the chance, so i called her back before she got into the car, omce I started to kiss her ...........she soaked my face, it was like her tongue was all over the place HAHAHA thats my story It was sloppy, but it was FUN!!!!

 

[sweetlambofgod]

I want someone to kiss.

 

[eatenbylocusts]

When I was 14 my first bf french-kissed me for the first time. One night he withdrew his tongue and we just stood there with mouths slightly open for what seemed like eternity. I knew he probably wanted me to do something, but I froze. When he ended the kiss, he was laughing. I felt like dying.

 

[eatenbylocusts]

I kissed a guy that his tongue moved a hundred miles per hour from left to right in his mouth (and mine...). VERY annoying and it made me want to laugh!!!

Thanks for the laugh. I've got some good visuals going in my mind with that description.

 

[eatenbylocusts]

I guess I can post a best kiss story. It was about 9 months ago. I never thought the guy would be more than a friend. I started having romantic feelings for him and that same night he started stroking my face and then kissed me. Then he french-kissed me and I thought I had died and gone to heaven. We stayed out way too late practicing. I've never had a kiss like that before. Not always, but often a quick kiss from him would almost feel electric. Too bad the rest of our relationship wasn't that magical.

 

[BIGMIKE]

I want someone to kiss.

UR kinda far away, EH

 

[.Mikha'el.]

She probably lives closer to me than anyone else in this thread, but there is still a bit of a distance.

 

[sweetlambofgod]

She probably lives closer to me than anyone else in this thread, but there is still a bit of a distance.

your probably right!