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be careful of what you pray for, I made the mistake for patience

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God: "One million years to me is a second."

Man: "What about one million dollars, my Lord?"

God: "A penny."

Man: "May my Lord give me a penny?"

God: "No problem, just a second."
 

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I prayed for rain to water my grass, now what???
 
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