be careful of what you pray for, I made the mistake for patience

[Daniel Marsh]

God: "One million years to me is a second."

Man: "What about one million dollars, my Lord?"

God: "A penny."

Man: "May my Lord give me a penny?"

God: "No problem, just a second."

 

[Daniel Marsh]

I prayed for rain to water my grass, now what???

 

[SeamusDelion]

Hahahahahaha ! That is the best !