Ask, Seek, Knock Knock Jokes!

[PretzelMonger]

Use a biblical name or word in a knock knock joke!
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for example:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cain.
Cain who?
Cain I come in? It's cold out here!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Sodom.
Sodom who?
Sodom earlier, but didn't talk to 'em!

OK you go ahead now!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
I keep knockin' but to noah vail

 

[PretzelMonger]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon who?
Babylon. I'm not really listening to the gibberish you're spouting.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ham
Ham who?
Who had the Ham and eggs? boooooooooooooooooo....!!!

 

[PretzelMonger]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jonah
Jonah who?
Jonah Vark. (Joan of Arc)

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock knock!
who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out...

 

[PretzelMonger]

Knock knock!
who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out...

Now that's a good one!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ruth.
Ruth who?
Ruth is leaking at my house. May I stay with you a while?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock knock!
who's there?
Haman
Haman who?
Hey, man! open the door! it's cold...

 

[PretzelMonger]

HAHAHAHA!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Matthew.
Matthew who?
Matthew do better be correct.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock knock!
who's there?
Mark
Mark who?
Mark my words, yuh better open this door

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Romans
Romans who?
*sings* Isn't it Romantic....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hebrews
Hebrews who?
Hebrews a cup of coffee for me? booooooooooooooo....!!!

 

[SparkyMaddie]

ok...here's one i hope hasn't been posted

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!