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Post them here if you could. I'll start with 2 if I can remember them.
1) Two missionaries were captured by cannibals. As the cannibals cavorted and cut vegetables to put into the pot of water over the fire with the two missionaries in it, one of the missionaries began to laugh. The other asked "What's so funny, we're about to be eaten?" The other replied, "I just peed in their soup."
2) Three missionaries go out to eat. They all get soup with their meal. The first missionary, just heading to the field, sees a fly in his soup. "Waiter," he beckons, "there's a fly in my soup. Could I have another bowl?" The second missionary, back on his first furlough, also receives a bowl of soup with a fly in it. He proceeds to eat the soup without noticing the fly. The third missionary, a veteran on the field, is given a bowl of soup without a fly. He accosts the waiter, and asks if he can have a fly in his soup.
1) Two missionaries were captured by cannibals. As the cannibals cavorted and cut vegetables to put into the pot of water over the fire with the two missionaries in it, one of the missionaries began to laugh. The other asked "What's so funny, we're about to be eaten?" The other replied, "I just peed in their soup."
2) Three missionaries go out to eat. They all get soup with their meal. The first missionary, just heading to the field, sees a fly in his soup. "Waiter," he beckons, "there's a fly in my soup. Could I have another bowl?" The second missionary, back on his first furlough, also receives a bowl of soup with a fly in it. He proceeds to eat the soup without noticing the fly. The third missionary, a veteran on the field, is given a bowl of soup without a fly. He accosts the waiter, and asks if he can have a fly in his soup.
