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  1. TimmyonDrums

    Problem Wiff Co-Worker & His Country Music

    I swear I don't know what if wiff some people listening to that aweful thay call musik. (edited) So mis co-worker listens to this stuff enssententlee. Drives me nuts. Everymorning it's country musfic, and more country musfic. I mean honkee donk beedonkee donk... Who the (edited) listens...
  2. TimmyonDrums

    My Buddies & I

    So me and some guys from tha band take minor league game at the baseball field. It was a fairly boring game and all, hot and the like. Plus this really fat guy was sittign in front of us ya know. The was sweating by the bottom of the 1st inning. Next he ate two of those things with german...
  3. TimmyonDrums

    Single Shoe Alert

    So great grandmother lets me take the Crown Vic out to buy some groceries. Don't at the corner light I see a single shoe on the curb. It was sitting right there on the crosswalk, like right there where the paint for the crosswalk starts at the curb. Anyway, I'm wondering how it got there...
  4. TimmyonDrums

    Guberment Cheese, Tobacco Tax & Being Single

    So great grand still gets that guberment cheese they used to hand out in 80's. It's okay, but the dang stuff makes horrible nachos. When I heat the stuff up, the grease oozing out of the cheese and runs my tortilla chips. Dang guberment and their cheap a$$ cheese. Tobacco tax is killing...
  5. TimmyonDrums

    Pharting In Church

    What do you do when you have to fart in church? a. slip out to the hallway b. try to let it out silently and then stare down the nearest kid sitting next to you c. hold it
  6. TimmyonDrums

    Smoking During Church

    I'm a big smoker and there's times when I can't wait for the big winded pastor to finish up his repeatitive, overexhausting tyrad. Would it be okay if I sat in the hallway and lit up?
  7. TimmyonDrums

    I think this guy needs new underwear

    pic #1
  8. TimmyonDrums

    Look What I Can Do

    posting images ROCKS..
  9. TimmyonDrums

    post count thread

    soff I canff poff an imagffe
  10. TimmyonDrums

    Is It Okay

    For me to date a minnonite? She is really hawt and a cheerleader, howeffer, her parents are really stern about her seeing me. We get along great, buts she doesn't get along with her parents at all, she kind of isn't real committed to the things they want for her, spiritual wise. I think I...
  11. TimmyonDrums

    Is This Acceptable

    For a guy in his mid 30's to date a girl 20-25 years old or so?
  12. TimmyonDrums

    It's 10:45AM

    And the guy next door is mowing his lawn. What are people thinking mowing the lawn this early. I have to walk all the way downtown this afternoon to pick up my disability check. I need to be resting...:mad:
  13. TimmyonDrums

    7-Eleven

    Grandmother has the Crown Vic in the shop for a phew days, so I heads down to 7-Eleven for a slurpee and some cigarettes. Had to take the skateboard. It amazes me how manys people don't pen up their dogs. I mean what is the matter wiff some of you folk. You know how hards it is to skate on...
  14. TimmyonDrums

    Can't Keep A Good Man Down

    ..or me either.... What is up chumps......
  15. TimmyonDrums

    Taking a Crack @ OnLine Dating

    Well, the job prospects are starting to line up so I might be in my own place within a month or so. Considering this fact and that I'm 32 I decided it was time to look for Mrs. Right. So I got to eharmony because the old grey-haired dude on the TV looks like a cool cat. Really professional...
  16. TimmyonDrums

    Woe To The Inhabitants

    Doesn't Revelations say something about "woe to the inhabitants of the earth for satan is cast down..." Devil = full of wickedness, hate and evil, etc, etc.. earth = place God sent him because he couldn't stay in Heaven child = devil wants to kill child and all offspring people = living...
  17. TimmyonDrums

    GrandMother & The Crown Vic.....

    My grandmother embarrassed me today greatly. First off she drives a 2001 Crown Victoria which about like driving a boat. Well this afternoon we are off to get tacos. Remember I bought her tacos for leaving skids in the driveway. Anyhow, we get stuck in construction. Not bad, but she is...
  18. TimmyonDrums

    GrandMother Is Mad At My SkidMarks

    As I mentioned I'm kinna between jobs. Actually I hurt my back at the last job and I'm on disability. But the disability is only $625 a month, so that isn't enough for rent and expenses. Therefore, I'm staying with my grandmother until I get a good paying job. She doesn't mind so much except...
  19. TimmyonDrums

    Christian Kindness

    :thumbsup: Just found this forum two days ago. One of the guys in our band has a buddy who post in the methodist forum. Anyway, the other day I was up by 9:00am heading out to look for a new job. First I had to grab some smokes. I know this is bad habit, but I played in a secular band for...
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