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<blockquote data-quote="ElizabethHope" data-source="post: 10201504" data-attributes="member: 88841"><p>Hi all! I have been in musicals for a long time and have played many different parts. Dancing, acting and singing are all big parts of my life. I'm definitely a performer. </p><p> </p><p>I once auditioned for a production of "A Chorus Line." I was called back for the lead: Cassie, the 'T&A girl:' Val, and the more minor role of Judy. I ended up being cast as Val...because that part is SO racy I decided to decline the company's offer.</p><p> </p><p>This was a very hard decision for me to make. I love acting...and all that is, is playing a part. The character is not me, it's just a role that I'm playing. </p><p> </p><p>Would anyone else have done the same?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Just so everyone knows...typically Val wears tennis shoes, kickpants (they look very much like underwear), and a skimpy top for the duration of the show. This costume obviously designed to show off her T&A. </p><p> </p><p>Her solo goes like this:</p><p> </p><p>Val: [spoken]</p><p>But after a while I caught on, I mean I saw what they were hiring. I also swiped my dance card once after an audition. And on a scale of ten they gave me: For dance - 10! For looks - three. Well!</p><p> </p><p>[sung]</p><p>Dance: ten, looks: three?</p><p>And I'm still on unemployment, dancing for my own enjoyment</p><p>That ain't it kid, that ain't it kid</p><p>Dance: ten, looks: three</p><p>Is like to die!</p><p>Left the theatre and called the doctor for my appointment to buy...</p><p> </p><p>T*** and A**.</p><p>Bought myself a fancy pair, tightened up the derriere,</p><p>Did the nose with it, all that goes with it.</p><p>T*** and A**.</p><p>Had the bingo-bongos done, suddenly I'm getting national tours.</p><p>T*** and A**, won't get, you jobs,</p><p>Unless they're yours!</p><p> </p><p>Didn't cost a fortune neither</p><p>didn't hurt my s**-life either!</p><p>Flat and Sassy</p><p>I would get the strays and loser</p><p>beggars really can't be choosers</p><p>That ain't it kid, That ain't it kid</p><p>Fixed the chassis</p><p>'How do you do?!'</p><p>Life turned into an endless medley of 'Gee it had to be you'. Why?</p><p> </p><p>T*** and A**</p><p>Where the cupboard once was bare, now you're knocking someones there</p><p>You have got 'em hey, top to bottom hey!</p><p>Its a gas!</p><p>Just a dash of silicone, shake your new maraccas and you're fine!</p><p>T*** and A**, can change, your life</p><p>They sure changed mine</p><p> </p><p>[spoken] You're all looking at my t*** now aren't you? [etc]</p><p> </p><p>[sung]</p><p>Have it all done, honey take my word</p><p>Grab a cab come on, see the wizard at Park and Seventy Third for</p><p>T*** and A**</p><p>Orchestra and balcony</p><p>What they want it - what 'cha see.</p><p>Keep the best of you, do the rest of you</p><p>Pits or class?</p><p>I have never seen it fail</p><p>Debutante or chorus girl or wife</p><p> </p><p>T*** and A**,</p><p>Yes T*** and A**</p><p>Have changed my life</p><p> </p><p><u>A Chorus Line</u></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Publisher: Hal Leonard Publishing Corporation</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ElizabethHope, post: 10201504, member: 88841"] Hi all! I have been in musicals for a long time and have played many different parts. Dancing, acting and singing are all big parts of my life. I'm definitely a performer. I once auditioned for a production of "A Chorus Line." I was called back for the lead: Cassie, the 'T&A girl:' Val, and the more minor role of Judy. I ended up being cast as Val...because that part is SO racy I decided to decline the company's offer. This was a very hard decision for me to make. I love acting...and all that is, is playing a part. The character is not me, it's just a role that I'm playing. Would anyone else have done the same? Just so everyone knows...typically Val wears tennis shoes, kickpants (they look very much like underwear), and a skimpy top for the duration of the show. This costume obviously designed to show off her T&A. Her solo goes like this: Val: [spoken] But after a while I caught on, I mean I saw what they were hiring. I also swiped my dance card once after an audition. And on a scale of ten they gave me: For dance - 10! For looks - three. Well! [sung] Dance: ten, looks: three? And I'm still on unemployment, dancing for my own enjoyment That ain't it kid, that ain't it kid Dance: ten, looks: three Is like to die! Left the theatre and called the doctor for my appointment to buy... T*** and A**. Bought myself a fancy pair, tightened up the derriere, Did the nose with it, all that goes with it. T*** and A**. Had the bingo-bongos done, suddenly I'm getting national tours. T*** and A**, won't get, you jobs, Unless they're yours! Didn't cost a fortune neither didn't hurt my s**-life either! Flat and Sassy I would get the strays and loser beggars really can't be choosers That ain't it kid, That ain't it kid Fixed the chassis 'How do you do?!' Life turned into an endless medley of 'Gee it had to be you'. Why? T*** and A** Where the cupboard once was bare, now you're knocking someones there You have got 'em hey, top to bottom hey! Its a gas! Just a dash of silicone, shake your new maraccas and you're fine! T*** and A**, can change, your life They sure changed mine [spoken] You're all looking at my t*** now aren't you? [etc] [sung] Have it all done, honey take my word Grab a cab come on, see the wizard at Park and Seventy Third for T*** and A** Orchestra and balcony What they want it - what 'cha see. Keep the best of you, do the rest of you Pits or class? I have never seen it fail Debutante or chorus girl or wife T*** and A**, Yes T*** and A** Have changed my life [u]A Chorus Line[/u] [size=3][color=#000000]Publisher: Hal Leonard Publishing Corporation[/color][/size] [/QUOTE]
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