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<blockquote data-quote="Joseph G" data-source="post: 77593632" data-attributes="member: 453399"><p>Okay, I thought with your Willie limerick you must be an old fart like me, but now I don't know.</p><p></p><p>Confession.. I'm recalling these from a book I had as a kid, Scholastic Books 'Your Own Joke Book'. Why I remember them I don't know. Shrug.. Just a couple more and I'll run dry:</p><p></p><p>"A man sold me the Nile River."</p><p>"Egypt you!"</p><p></p><p>A Russian Communist (remember them?) named Rudolph was out tilling his field one day when it started to rain. He ignored it and kept tilling. His wife ran out yelling to him that it was raining and to come inside. His response?</p><p></p><p>"Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear!"</p><p></p><p>And finally, one that has stumped me for decades. Maybe someone can explain it to me:</p><p></p><p>"My goodness, Ralph, that's an ugly gash on your forehead. How'd you get it?"</p><p>"I bit myself."</p><p>"How in the world did you do that?</p><p>"I stood on a chair."</p><p></p><p>???????</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Joseph G, post: 77593632, member: 453399"] Okay, I thought with your Willie limerick you must be an old fart like me, but now I don't know. Confession.. I'm recalling these from a book I had as a kid, Scholastic Books 'Your Own Joke Book'. Why I remember them I don't know. Shrug.. Just a couple more and I'll run dry: "A man sold me the Nile River." "Egypt you!" A Russian Communist (remember them?) named Rudolph was out tilling his field one day when it started to rain. He ignored it and kept tilling. His wife ran out yelling to him that it was raining and to come inside. His response? "Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear!" And finally, one that has stumped me for decades. Maybe someone can explain it to me: "My goodness, Ralph, that's an ugly gash on your forehead. How'd you get it?" "I bit myself." "How in the world did you do that? "I stood on a chair." ??????? [/QUOTE]
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