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Some memorable sayings you have seen, funny, surprising, clever, etc.
What you might like on your own
What you might like on your own
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Funny guys, lol. I thought mine were funny til i came back and read them again
Meaning maybe I'm in heii so it's still hotAZ. I'm finally out of the heat
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I’m fond of the line Popcorn Sutton had carved on his stone, it cannot be posted here.
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I don't know if my aunt and cousins went through with it, but I had an uncle who wanted the following on his slab:
"I've made many deals in my life, but wound up in the hole on this one."
"I've made many deals in my life, but wound up in the hole on this one."
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I'm trying to become the first person ever to have their death sponsored. I want to sell ad space on my gravestone to put a little money in the pockets of my heirs. Nobody cares about my information. What do people care about? Google! Apple! Pizza Hut!
Those three are currently involved in a bidding war for my gravestone space. So far, Pizza Hut is the highest bidder, which makes sense. You know, some folks are visiting the cemetery to pay respects to their grandma, but hey, they still gotta eat. So they see the Hut logo while they're there and think "Why don't we get pizza on the way home. Granny used to love pizza".
Those three are currently involved in a bidding war for my gravestone space. So far, Pizza Hut is the highest bidder, which makes sense. You know, some folks are visiting the cemetery to pay respects to their grandma, but hey, they still gotta eat. So they see the Hut logo while they're there and think "Why don't we get pizza on the way home. Granny used to love pizza".
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Your grave stone could have a little red "roof". Or they could make the edges of it look like a stuffed crust.
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I don't know, maybe it would be easier money to put a donation cup built-in to your stone. "Support my heirs"
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