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iitb
14th February 2004, 06:05 PM
I found this interesting, if not somewhat amusing.

Swine: Secret Weapon Against Islamic Terror?
00:00 Feb 13, '04 / 21 Shevat 5764



A suggestion that has been made repeatedly since the start of the Oslo War is about to be adopted by Israel’s police force. According to a report by Maariv, the plan calls for the insertion of bags of pig fat in public buses and other central locations in the hope that it will deter Islamic terrorist suicide bombers aiming for martyrdom from detonating themselves there.

The suggestion is based on the fact that Islam regards the pig as an unclean animal and Muslim law bars any Moslem who touches a pig before dying access to heaven. One of the basic motives for Islamic suicide terrorists is the assurance that as a ‘shahid’ or martyr, their place in paradise is guaranteed as they die in ‘holy martyrdom’ for the sake of Islam. Full story: http://www.israelnn.com/news.php3?id=57793

Hix
14th February 2004, 06:24 PM
LOL a brilliant idea in fact, I saw an article in Israel Today called "The pig becomes kosher!" about a Jewish company in Gaza that raises pigs in its premises and has sucessfully avoided any suicide bombings. Whilst the palistinians are bent on no less than the destruction of Eretz Yisrael, youl have to look far for one whos willing to give up the moslem heaven with 82 auto-refreshing virgins lol

iitb
14th February 2004, 06:32 PM
It is rather brilliant. I just thought it was funny all of the trouble governments go through to prevent terrorist acts, and all you really have to do is use their religion against them!

iitb
14th February 2004, 06:42 PM
Btw, further down in the article, it mentions a halachic ruling being made that it is okay to have these bags of swine in public places as long as it is to prevent the loss of life.

Hix
14th February 2004, 06:48 PM
Yes all mitzvot fall by the wayside if it is to save a life, Chaim life is the most important thing of all so the Torah teaches and indeed Yeshua inforced (second only to loving and worshipping HaShem alone of cource). How people hate the Jews who love life and applaud radical islam who want to destroy all that wont bend to its will is truely beyond me.

LOL I did get a kick out of this though, I can just see the new craze in Eretz Yisrael "pigs foot chains" 100% guarenteed to save your life!

Adiel batKelev
15th February 2004, 12:06 PM
Didn't I hear about the British General prior to "the partition" doing something like this to quell Arab terrorism??

Pray4Isrel
15th February 2004, 01:46 PM
Brilliant!

Flavius
14th April 2004, 02:39 PM
Speaking as a member of the boared of the SouthWestern conference of the art of pig tossing competition. I could gather up some cowboys out Texas here and we could Take said pig and toss them at them Palistinian suicide bombers.
Personaly I'm all for suicide bombers and I believe America should foot the bill for them bombs. We could take them deep into the Negev and let all of them blow themselves up in the desert and all go to heaven and have 70 wives.

:P

IT's time to cowboyUp

Let's saddle up our boys and put a few more in the ground.Cause justice is the one thing you should always find.

rooster
15th April 2004, 01:34 AM
I ever saw a muslim boy get chased by a cute pommeranian before. The little puppy wanted to play with the boy but the boy did not dare touch the puppy because of islamic laws.

lizbetterman
21st April 2004, 12:41 PM
Hmmmm?? Well, how about PIGSKIN WELCOME MATS :clap: stretching across every Israeli restaurant, bus doorway, office building .. and entry checkpoint?? And HUGE signs to indicate what they're stepping on? Would we see Palestinian broad jumping classes?

Sephania
21st April 2004, 01:58 PM
LOL, I love it!

Toney
21st April 2004, 02:22 PM
We could take them deep into the Negev and let all of them blow themselves up in the desert and all go to heaven and have 70 wives.



Wives, Flavius? Nobody mentioned wives! We're talking "82 auto-refreshing virgins" here. Big difference!

Sephania
21st April 2004, 06:51 PM
actually Toney, it's ONLY 72 ;) http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/amislam/virgins.htm But they are virgin wives.

Nag, nag, nag :D

Toney
21st April 2004, 08:39 PM
Thanks for clearing that up, Zayit!

I knew it was just too good to be true.

KelsayDL
24th April 2004, 12:22 PM
It wouldn't be the first time pork was used to deter terrorism from islamic fundamentalists:

Plagued by Islamic terrorists in the southern Philippines, U.S. Army General John "Blackjack" Pershing's troops captured six Muslim guerrillas in 1911. "You'll never see Paradise," one officer told the militants before five of them were shot with bullets dipped in pig fat and later shrouded in pigskins and buried among pork entrails. The surviving terrorist was allowed to escape, whereupon he told his
comrades what he witnessed. The jihad stopped immediately, and peace prevailed for years.

Can't do those types of things in todays pc world however.