New game! I'm so conservative...

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that...

I think people shouldn't buy sexy underwear unless they are married! :D

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative I set my V chip to skip over cnn. :)

[ZiSunka]

I am so conservative, I think Fox News is balanced reporting!

[Carrye]

I am so conservative, I think Fox News is balanced reporting!
LOL! Me too. :wave:

[NicodemusPrime]

I'm so conservative, I put it in my title.

[SumTinWong]

I'm so conservative, next to me Donald Rumsfield looks like Al Gore.

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative, next to me Donald Rumsfield looks like Al Gore.
LOL!:D ^_^

[crossrunner]

I'm so conservative that Rush Limbaugh gets his truth from me! ;)
I'm so conservative that it was I who started the vast right wing consperacy.
I'm so conservative that I clipped off all my pet birds' left wings.

Please know that all the above are jokes! I don't even own a bird. But I'm still pretty conservative! :D

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I LOVE living in Ohio.

[christianrock1]

Define conservative,lol

[ZiSunka]

It means anything you want it to mean!

[Crazy Liz]

I'm so conservative (NOT!) I'll probably get banned for posting in this thread.

:help:

[ufonium2]

I'm so conservative Michael Savage thinks I'm intolerant.

I'm so conservative I've been banned from New England. I'm not even allowed to eat the clam chowder!

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative my picture is in the dictionary next to the definition.

[2Timothy2]

I'm so conservative, I think this is funny:

http://www.christianforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=19754

[kyzar]

I'm so conservative that I think my future mother-in-law is right in saying my fiance's fathers girlfriend shouldn't come to our engagement party!

(I am being a little be sarcastic, but everyone says: 'no let her come' and i feel really 'old fashioned'!)

[Echoes Peak]

Define conservative,lol
LOL. I'm so conservative I actually invented the definition conservative (and know how to use it correctly).:D

[P_G]

I'm so conservative that Ronald Regan always seemed a little too centric for my tastes!

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative, I wear a swim dress over my bathing suit at the pool!

[P_G]

I'm so conservative that I have an autographed picture of Joe McCarthy on my desk!

[Echoes Peak]

I'm so conservative...I make Jerry Falwell think he's a liberal.

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative I think Teletubbies is a kids' show, not a political statement!

[WiredSpirit]

I'm so conservative, I don't let my boyfriend out of the kitchen where he belongs.

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative... wait a minute... your boyfriend? haha I get it...LOL

Anyway I am so conservative Ollie North asks me to help him with his speeches.

[2Timothy2]

I am so conservative that I don't get that.

[WiredSpirit]

I'm so conservative, I'm posting in the Baptist forum (just realized that, BTW)

Sometimes I just go through a forum reading every thread and I see something to respond to and don't realize what forum I'm in. Sorry.

Hope this is a 'fellowship' thread.

[kyzar]

I'm so conservative that I think sin, is BAD!!!

Sorry if anyone isn't as conservative as that... jk...

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative, I'm posting in the Baptist forum (just realized that, BTW)

Sometimes I just go through a forum reading every thread and I see something to respond to and don't realize what forum I'm in. Sorry.

Hope this is a 'fellowship' thread.
Yep!:thumbsup:

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I think self-control is a desirable thing!

[Iosias]

I am so conservative that I am a pro-Israeli European!

I am so conservative that I believe the Shadow cabinet should join New labour!

[ufonium2]

I'm so conservative I think talk radio has a liberal bias.

[2Timothy2]

I'm so conservative I think talk radio has a liberal bias.

http://www2.christianforums.com/images/smilies/kawaii.gif

I'm so conservative, I actually believe what the Bible says.

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative I think Christian symbols should only be used by people who have faith in Christ, and should never be used as mere ornaments. Madonna ought to stop wearing cross earrings when performing in linergie!

[Echoes Peak]

I'm so conservative I actually believe that Christ has something to do with this holiday called Christmas.

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative I call "Easter" Resurrection Day!

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I have an autographed picture of Joe McCarthy on my desk!
Really? Why?

[kyzar]

I'm so conservative I believe that a child should have two parents of different genders!!! (No gay/lesbian marriages, no 'sick of you' divorces, no 'woops i got you pregnant tough luck' ditches...)

[2Timothy2]

I'm so conservative, I thought 'name it and claim it' was some kind of game show.

[Luv4Jesus]

:wave: I'm so conservative that I attend a conservative Baptist Church and only follow the KJV Bible as my "church" authority rather than traditions of men and believe in the New Earth creation as it is presented in the Bible.

[Echoes Peak]

I am so conservative I believe God created the Universe.

[CFoster]

I am so conservative Micheal Moore's next documentary is going to be about ME!

[Grace_of_God]

I'm so conservative that...

I think people shouldn't buy sexy underwear unless they are married! :D
I'm so conservative that I don't think people should be buying sexy underwear at all.

[IamAKingsKid]

I'm so conservative i dont know what sexy underware is........

[Dark Angel]

I'm so conservative that I'm not associating with you liberals!

:p

[NaasPreacher]

I am so conservative that I am going to write a book about you liberals who openly talk about u_________r on a public place.

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I'm not associating with you liberals!


I'm so conservative that I'm not even going to care!:D

[Dark Angel]

I'm so conservative that I make Fox News look fair and balanced.

I'm so Conservative I make the Amish look liberal.

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative, I think Bush is a liberal pencil knecked geek

[IamAKingsKid]

you mean he isnt?????:amen: I'm so conservative that i am confused......is Bush a liberal or not????? :wave: