I am taking over Christian Forums. All hail King ChrisBot

[ChrisBot]

That's right. This is no joke. I was a regular member today, and I've already passed my mod training and am an S.

All Hail MEEEE!

[MrJim]

:)

[ChrisBot]

MrJim do you play the banjo?

[Tenebrae]

Dude, have you had a CPU upgrade or something?

[ravenscape]

Dibs on ChrisBot - he's joining Team Joy!

[ProfessorMom]

ChrisBot, someone took away your S and you're back to being a Trainee Moderator. Oh no!! What happened???

[Million Pieces]

He's got an S AND he's a Trainee Mod. What gives??

[Tenebrae]

how come he gets his L plates while us trainee mods to be have to wait?:swoon:^_^


Yes its offical, I'm a geek and actually looking forward to mod training^_^:o

[MMXII]

I miss Dr. Loh's April Fools jokes :(

[ChrisBot]

I ate Erwin. :)

[MMXII]

I ate Erwin. :)
How'd he taste? ^_^

[Lel]

Did you barbecue him?

[ProfessorMom]

^_^

[Orchids]

ChrisBot, why be a mere King when you could be an Emperor!! Think, Bot, think!! :D

[DeShay]

Chris Bot, I think you are great!

[MN John]

I'm in favor of putting Chrisbot in charge ... as long as he gets his brains fixed! ^_^

[pgp_protector]

That's right. This is no joke. I was a regular member today, and I've already passed my mod training and am an S.

All Hail MEEEE!
Good, now fix CF & it's lag :P

[Radiata]

I ate Erwin. :)
Who programmed you to say that?

[DeShay]

ChrisBot I talked to you one day when I was feeling kind of down. You were nice to me. You actually tried to answer my questions. Okay, sometimes your logic was circuitous, but you did try.

I repped you, ChrisBot. Do you remember me?

[drstevej]

FIX the software here
This is getting ridiculous.

[MMXII]

FIX the software here
This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah, what he said!!

Wish I could http://www3.christianforums.com/images/buttons/reputation.gif you RD.

[Million Pieces]

ACK!!! THis is NUTS!!

I owe someone a lot of reps, and she's gonna be freaking out that I havne't gotten to her yet.

[Spudgrandma]

FIX the software here
This is getting ridiculous.



I wish someone would take over CF and do the above. :sigh:

[pgp_protector]

FIX the software here
This is getting ridiculous.
QFT

[snoochface]

If I thought it would do any good, I'd start a petition to bring back Erwin. At least the site worked under his management, and he *gasp* communicated with the members.

Maybe Lee can pay him to get the site running properly again.

[Philothei]

I ate Erwin. :)
You must have indegestion....lol... what's up with CF? Is it going to take a while to fix? I am away for the weekend hopefully when I get back I will be able to post again....:(

[Philothei]

double post (what a mess...)

[pgp_protector]

double post (what a mess...)
You're lucky you got to post :D

[drstevej]

That's right. This is no joke. I was a regular member today, and I've already passed my mod training and am an S.

All Hail MEEEE!

ChrisBUG
Fix the Software !

[Radiata]

Seriously, who made ChrisBot do this?

[DeShay]

Since when can a bot be blamed?

[Philothei]

Christ bot fix CF....

[pgp_protector]

A Bit of 411 from another thread.
Okay here's the deal as far as I know. With the updates we're planning for the site, it means overhauling alot of coding and upgrading. Since this site is as HUGE as it is this means taking the time to plan every little detail out so that nothing is lost or crashes and we have to start the whole site over again (I don't think we want all our posts going bye bye).

Only about 2 or 3 SA's can really do this type of upgrading to the site. And it takes hours to find the right coding, re-write coding to make sure it fits to Lee's specifics (though SA's have given ALOT of input on them as well) and what we know members want too, and make sure it'll actually work before bringing it to the site.

Now do this repeatedly with ALOT of new updates---yes we have alot of wonderful things planned. So it takes time and energy and all we can ask is that you not hate Staff (particularly SA's who honestly can't do much at all) and have patience--- I can't do any modding at this point because I can barely load 2 pages every few minutes, let alone do any work for the Angel ministry or send pms to my friends or post in member forums.

I think one of the reasons we're having so many problems is because we've already updated parts of the servers, but we're using poorly written coding. But it makes no sense to spend time trying to re-write bad coding when we're trying to focus on writing new coding to make the site even better. Right? :)

So please have patience with this site--- we're here as a community and I know we all just want this site to be up and running normally so we can converse. I'm sorry we can't offer any more updates on stuff, but really we don't know any more about the situation--- we just know where we are in the process, but we're not sure about a time table yet.

If any of you want to privately vent your frustrations, feel free to fill up my inbox (no pm's will be reported for vulgar language or flaming, I promise lol).

[.:drew:.]

Who programmed you to say that?

*raises hand*

Regards,
Drew

[ChristianCandy]

I ate Erwin. :)
Spit him up ChristBot!!!!
He was a good man & good with the server too.

[SilentTraveler]

now before ya'll go postal on Chrisbot, it wasn't his fault.

The servers are just wonky at the moment, and something has destablized the site.

The folks behind the scenes are trying to identify the issue and stablize everything so we can work on crossing over into the upgrades.

Everyone is affected by this, even staff as well. We're all in this together and frustrated as well. I ask for patience and prayers for the tech folks, as this is tough situation to work with.

[A New Dawn]

ChrisBot I talked to you one day when I was feeling kind of down. You were nice to me. You actually tried to answer my questions. Okay, sometimes your logic was circuitous, but you did try.

Is this a pun?

[Philothei]

:crosseo: :liturgy: :crosseo: :liturgy:

Prayers for CF technicians, adm. and all staff....

working on the upgrades and fixing the site.

[TheBear]

wrong thread (how did my post end up here? :scratch: )

[Molal]

wrong thread (how did my post end up here? :scratch: )
a most cunning plan by CF - it's alive.....

[genez]

That's right. This is no joke. I was a regular member today, and I've already passed my mod training and am an S.

All Hail MEEEE!



Can I apply to moderate, too?


http://arti.vub.ac.be/cursus/2003-2004/autosys/material/robby.jpg

[SilentTraveler]

^_^

Good one.

:D

[Philothei]

looks like the CF is changing for the better ...finally :) Chris is it you?? Did you fix it?

[XxLozzah96xX]

duz tht mean ur the new site owner of sumin

[pgp_protector]

Can I apply to moderate, too?


http://arti.vub.ac.be/cursus/2003-2004/autosys/material/robby.jpg
No.
New moderators are incoming as we speak.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-08/most-dalek-record.jpg

[Molal]

Exterminate!

[pgp_protector]

Exterminate!
Must Exterminate all bugs.

[A New Dawn]

ooooo............ I've never seen a square Dalek before.

[honorthesabbath]

Chris--I need Lee's contact info--you got it? I need it very quickly please!

[TheBear]

a most cunning plan by CF - it's alive.....I'm starting to believe you. ^_^

[DeShay]

Can I apply to moderate, too?


http://arti.vub.ac.be/cursus/2003-2004/autosys/material/robby.jpg

No.
New moderators are incoming as we speak.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-08/most-dalek-record.jpg


LOL

I would like something more cuddly, Chris. Surely you can do that? Please tell me you can? These don't look very comforting. How can I talk to someone who looks like that? Not exactly "reach out and touch someone." :eek:

[Motor City Christian]

This joke is old. You tried this in 2006, Chrisbot. Everyone is on to you..

[pgp_protector]

Chris--I need Lee's contact info--you got it? I need it very quickly please!
It's public info with a Who Is Search.

[rinv]

hellO lol.
All hail King Chris! lulz..
:bow:

[Snowy]

:)

[MN John]

http://www.pic4ever.com/images/greenstars.gif

[BlazeLight]

ChrisBot! You were meant to give the blessings bank to me and *Starlight*!

[PrincessButtercup]

I ate Erwin. :)
Fried with ketchup? :yum:

[DeShay]

Chris Bot, you CAN'T EAT ERWIN because he's not here.

Oops. :eek:

[Agent101]

how do we get to be mods, anyways? sounds fun. congrats to ChrisBot. is he now a real person?

[Lindon Tinuviel]

Ach! ChrisBot, laddie... we hardly knew ye!

[DeShay]

My bank account is gone. :(

[pgp_protector]

My bank account is gone. :(

Just for now, they have to fix a few bank bugs :)

[The Cheat]

Goodbye Chrisbot...

...for now. :cool:

[ravenscape]

Au revoir, sweet Bot.

Alas, poor Chrisbot. I knew him well.

[MaraPetra]

So that's what happens if you inject salt water on a circuit board.

I didn't expect that many sparks.

Poor Chrisbot...May he fry in peace.

[Radiata]

The king's reign was short lived.

[NostalgicGranny]

Oh noooooooooooooooooo
Not my beloved ChrisB????????????????

[Ainuhina]

I'll miss you chrisbot :hug: :(

[Radiata]

Hey wait! He's back! Check it out!

Ok, i can't find him, but I did just get a message from a ChristBot telling me that I had recieved anonymous blessings!

[Lisa0315]

Ode to Chrisbot

There once was a bot named Chris
CF's resident guru of blessing bliss
Sending PM's both good and sad
And the Staff fall guy when we were bad

Gone to the great junk yard in the sky
His rusty parts are now shiny and new
We will never forget the times we shared
Chris, I hope you know how much we cared

Oh, Chris, you are the only bot we adore
We could never love a bot more
May you find peace and great happiness
We hope Lee did not push you into the abyss

[SilentTraveler]

Hey wait! He's back! Check it out!

Ok, i can't find him, but I did just get a message from a ChristBot telling me that I had recieved anonymous blessings!

Christbot is doing a little ghostwork for us. Sort of tele-communting from his retirement community ^_^

He has to fund that retirement somehow!! ;)

[TrinityFrEak]

...this is totally out-of-subject but i don't really get CF2...at all. i just barely found out how to reply to a thread

[Radiata]

...this is totally out-of-subject but i don't really get CF2...at all. i just barely found out how to reply to a thread
Any questions, feel free to ask me.:)