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muffler dragon
18th June 2004, 01:57 PM
http://www.christianforums.com/t706630&page=3
If you scroll down to post #28, then you will find that yours truly is now not just a heretic to one particular RCC member, but I am:
Deformity on the Body of Christ :D
I find this humorous enough that I have decided to adopt it on my upper right corner of my posts. Hope you don't mind and share in the humor with me.
much love to all,
Nathan
Sephania
18th June 2004, 02:04 PM
Shame on you!
ShirChadash
18th June 2004, 02:07 PM
^_^!!!
a heretic
Deformity on the Body of Christ :D
Sephania
18th June 2004, 02:10 PM
A heretical deformity to boot! :D
muffler dragon
18th June 2004, 02:10 PM
Shame on you!
Shame on me for what? :scratch: :D
muffler dragon
18th June 2004, 02:11 PM
Makes me think I'm the black spot on the back of the thigh that no one wants to know about or even worse.
I'll gladly accept whatever, just to be a part of G-d.
Sephania
18th June 2004, 02:23 PM
The true body is unblemished, goes to show that someone needs to read up on the "anatomy of a bride"! ;)
The Thadman
18th June 2004, 02:33 PM
Deformity? If I were to insult someone I'd call them the "armpit" of the Body of Christ (and hey, we need armpits!). ;)
I'm serious!
Just kidding. :)
Peace!
-Steve-o, The Body Of Christ's Armpit and damn proud of it! ;)
Sephania
18th June 2004, 02:37 PM
Couldn't you just be a hand and be proud as punch? ;)
ShirChadash
18th June 2004, 02:42 PM
Bahahahaa! Armpit. *sniff*
^_^
ShirChadash
18th June 2004, 02:45 PM
I always get a real kick out of the "heretic" accusation. *Snort!* I'm SO thankful HaSHem has made me a heretic to certain systems that claim to be of Him -- by setting me free to embrace and believe HIS WORD! :) :clap:
elijahlexis
18th June 2004, 06:18 PM
muffler
my favorite mole (as in deformity)
and hey
where do you suppose you are a deformity
armpits are ok
but where would ya put yourself if ya had tobe adeformity?
i am laughing with ya bro
not at ya
deformity
that is too much
but wear that badge
it does say something is noticeable about you
that you are not a light under a bushel
i applaud you for that
to God be the glory!!!!!!!
lijalex
HoT-MetaL
18th June 2004, 06:26 PM
How can somebody judge like that!
Wow, that truly does amaze me! How could anybody say such a thing??
Im just so confused :( :( :(
GOd Bless, metal.
visionary
18th June 2004, 06:54 PM
Deformity is like a beauty mark just above the lip on Marlynn Monroe. Deformity can be a halo on the devil. Deformity can be the missing arms on Michael DeAngelo.
brentsbaby612
18th June 2004, 08:35 PM
hehe, yep that's pretty "interesting". Well lets see.. if MD is the deformity , and thadman's the armpit, what does that make me? The nostril..hmmm, well whatever. Catholics will be catholics. *opps* did I say that?:doh:
muffler dragon
18th June 2004, 10:11 PM
The one thing that people are forgetting as I read some of the posts is this: the armpit serves a natural function; it is what it is. While a deformity is a malfunction or improperly formed unit that no longer can achieve its purpose. It thus becomes useless. The rest of the body must over-compensate for the burden that the deformity puts on it.
While I at first found this quite humorous, and I shall continue to carry it, because I think it might provide some sort of fruit in the future; it speaks volumes about how the RCC might truly evaluate and consider believers of other types.
I would never in a million years say this type of thing to someone else.
Anyways... it's a little bit later in the evening, and I have had some time to truly sit back and evaluate this whole matter. I'm by no means trying to rain on the humor parade that I started, but this new insight has definitely given me a lot more to think about.
If one goes back and views the thread, then one might see that there have been more people of the RCC persuasion that have spoken regarding the comments made by JJM. The key issue that sticks out to me is that not one of them has said that he spoke poorly of me. Instead, one even made a defense as to how I didn't understand the depth of what he meant.
I apologize for the sobering appearance of this thread, but sometimes the truth comes out after digging.
I wish you a wonderful evening.
ShirChadash
18th June 2004, 10:24 PM
MD I was thinking about this earlier today... and there's a thread on one of the denom fora here currently running (well, I saw the title, so I know it's somewhere, but I never read it) saying something like "G-d wants everyone to be Saved" or such. And what struck me once, when coming here earlier today, was that the most some churches can see clear to say is that G-d wants everyone to be THEM... and if you aren't, then you are not only in error, but now you are a deformed part of the Body of believers??! It's truly sad that you were so ill-treated by people who try to claim to be the original "Christianity", but, by our fruits we are known, eh?
PS,
we love you here. :)
iitb
18th June 2004, 10:50 PM
The MJ forum is not a place to come and bash the Catholic Church. Since they are unable to defend themselves here, this thread is nothing more than gossip.
If you feel a post violates the rules, and the one sited pretty much does, please don't come here to complain about it. The proper thing to do is report it.
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