~*~ Limerick Contest ~*~

[ForHisGlory]

Can You Write A Limerick?
Want To Give It A Try?
Why Not Do It For Blessings?!

5 2000 Blessing Awards will be given
10 1000 Blessing Awards will be given
:clap:
Have Fun!
Contest Ends Tues. 18th 7pm EST


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Limerick: A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. Limericks are meant to be funny. The last line of a good limerick contains the PUNCH LINE or "heart of the joke."

Example:

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were caught, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "Let us flee."

"Let us fly," said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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[Majher777]

I wrote one for the dress up contest, but I'll post it here too.


There once was a man named Grover
Who Looked the Entire world over
Few Thousand plants he did pluck
I guess it was luck
When he finally found a four leaf clover.

[NorwayUnn]

There once was a girl from the West,
she thought she looked the very best
of the maidens so fair,
with pretty blonde hair,
till she fell in the dirt and got messed.

[ForHisGlory]

Very cool, both of you!!

[Gwenyfur]

awesome!!!

[ForHisGlory]

Bumping :)

[ForHisGlory]

Bump

[NoDoubt]

Well, here's one I remembered from the first page of a diet book I had.

The diet you're about to begin
Made a once heavy lady so thin
That when she essayed
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in.



It didn't work...:P

[ForHisGlory]

thats cute though :)

[NorwayUnn]

bump bump bump

[ForHisGlory]

My ride is here...but when I get back, all three above get 2000 each.!! Good Job!

[ForHisGlory]

Ok, blessings given out here :)