Lost Face.

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

A woman who had spent a lot of money getting a face-lift asked me how she looked. So I told her that she looked surprised. After getting my face slapped off, I picked up my face, and left. Now I know what the Japanese mean by "Lost Face." ^_^

[Ivy]

People with face-lifts do look surprised, that's true. :)

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

People with face-lifts do look surprised, that's true. :) Do you mean like this: :eek:

[AnneSally]

Do you mean like this: :eek:

Nah, like this:

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/s/stallj.jpg

^_^

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Nah, like this:

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/images/celebs/s/stallj.jpg

^_^ That was more of a look of discuss.:scratch:

[AnneSally]

That was more of a look of discuss.:scratch:


How about this one.....

http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/wildenstein.jpg

^_^

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

A little girl told her science teacher that Jonah got swallowed by a whale. The teacher said that it was impossible for a whale to swallow a person, because their throats were to small. But the little girl insisted that it was true. The teacher was irritated and said, no , that is impossible. The little girl said, when I get to Heaven I will ask him. So the teacher asked, what if Jonah went to hell? The little girl replied, Then you can ask him.

Don't mess with with kids.

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

How about this one.....

http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/wildenstein.jpg

^_^ I don't know what to think about that one. :sick:

[Ivy]

Do you mean like this: :eek:

Yeah. :D

Without the purple, though.

[AnneSally]

I don't know what to think about that one. :sick:


Yah, it's a tough one on the eyes that one....:cry:

[AnneSally]

Yeah. :D

Without the purple, though.



L^_^ L

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Did you know that putting a set mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, will help keep you from hitting the snooze button.

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Before I came to know all of you, I thought everyone was normal.

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Men, if you are tired of getting yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat, try useing the sink. ;)

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Did you know that people who take laxatives are afraid to laugh.:sick:

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Everywhere I go people ask me for references, so I tell them that they can just ask anyone, they will tell you that I'm a character; all right.^_^

[AnneSally]

Before I came to know all of you, I thought everyone was normal.


Before I came to know all of you I "thought" everyone was nuts. Now I know everyone is nuts.:tutu:

[AnneSally]

Men, if you are tired of getting yelled at for not putting down the toilet seat, try useing the sink. ;)


L^_^ L

Naughty!:ebil:

[MichaelTheeArchAngel]

Feel free to join in and tell a joke. :clap: