Anger- Hostility Towards the Opposition

[ChiRho]

This is our Rant Thread! Our opposition is Satan. He can take many forms, including the source behind many posts, ideas, heresies, governments, establishments etc. on Christian Forums or anywhere else. To post on this page is to vent all anger toward Satan and His lies, properly separating them from any person they may have come through. The intent of this thread is not to belittle nor offend anyone but the Dark Prince Himself. Remember to refrain from using specific names or churches.

Thank You....Have a great day!

(By the way...all credit for the creative genius behind this thread goes directly to LOTAR....who stole the idea fair and square!)

Pax Christi,

ChiRho

[ChiRho]

"The devil . . . the prowde spirite . . . cannot endure to be mocked." - Thomas More

"The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn."—Luther

I am sure that most will recognize these as the opening quotes from C.S. Lewis' Screwtape Letters. I believe it to be a most appropriate opening post, to what I hope will be a lasting target for all who possess an unrelenting desire.....to shatter an inkwell!

May your shots be direct and accurate!


Pax Christi,

ChiRho

[ChiRho]

This first rant is against the heretical belief that man can believe in Christ by God's creation.

Man cannot. (See all of Holy Scripture)

Pax Christi,

ChiRho

[JMRE5150]

This is our Rant Thread! Our opposition is Satan. He can take many forms, including the source behind many posts, ideas, heresies, governments, establishments etc. on Christian Forums or anywhere else. To post on this page is to vent all anger toward Satan and His lies, properly separating them from any person they may have come through. The intent of this thread is not to belittle nor offend anyone but the Dark Prince Himself. Remember to refrain from using specific names or churches.

Thank You....Have a great day!

Pax Christi,

ChiRho
*prays*

Dear Lord, give me the strength to mod this thread morning noon and night for the inevitable post that may appear to crush or heart another Christian. While its with best intentions by my mate, I fear that this will insight someone to post something they don't realize will hurt someone.

Chi...brother...great thread. So far I support it wholeheartedly as a Lutheran and a Christian. And you have already stated precisely that noone is to post names or organizations. I just hope they follow your same outline.

Folks, don't even let this one get out of hand. Chi is absolutely right in what he says about the Dark One. Don't fall prey to his urge to wage text and type against your own brethren.

Keep it direct to the point Chi made, or I'll be forced to pull the thread.

Your Lutheran brother in Christ,
Robb

[Lexluther]

Do Lutherans rant?

Paradigm shift!

Well, I guess I could get into it. I'll rant about the lie that science and religion are incompatible. People tell me that all the time, and I'm tired of it.

[JVAC]

I think Satan is a poo head, and that is why we pray many times a day to "Deliver us from the evil one"!

I really dislike it when he tries to make us think that making sure we do not offend people is being christian! *Shakes fist*

-James


(Edit: Not directed at JMRE, but directed at other people, you can probably guess.....*hint not on this forum*)

[ChiRho]

Homosexuality is a sin.

Homosexuality is no greater than any other sin.

[Suzannah]

What a wonderful thread!!! This is fabulous!!! *Suzannah looks around and notices all the dart boards on the walls, with pictures of ewwwwwww in the centre*.....this is really a great idea!

I want one! Who says the Orthodox cannot borrow ideas from their Lutheran brothers and sisters!

Hey, did you guys know that when a person comes into Orthodoxy as a catechumen, part of the service is for the person to literally spit on the Devil ??? Ya gotta love that as part of a lesser sacrament!

Anyway, I hope you don't mind my small rant here since the Ancient Way doesn't have a thread like this (yet! :D)

Okay Devil ! *spit* I'm callin' ye out! Lay off my family !!!! Leave my father alone! *BIG spit*
and while yer at it, just so you know, I am DOUBLING my daily prayers JUST TO GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR CANCEROUS, MURDEROUS, DISGUSTING PRESENCE from my sister in law's life! *BIG LOOGIE*. Let go of them! You cannot have them!!!!!
*HOCKING BIG LOOGIE*

:sorry: Well, okay I got a little carried away ....
Thanks! I feel a lot better now! :sorry:

[Lexluther]

*HOCKING BIG LOOGIE*

:sorry: Well, okay I got a little carried away ....
Thanks! I feel a lot better now! :sorry:
No prob, feel free to come over to the Lutheran sector whenever you need to, uh, spit.

[Suzannah]

No prob, feel free to come over to the Lutheran sector whenever you need to, uh, spit.

Unfortunately for you, that's pretty often! ^_^ I hope you guys don't mind if I steal the idea for a thread like this in TAW. I will give all the credit to you for thinking it up! :) Great idea! I think Luther would have liked it and he would definitely approve of spitting on the Devil!

[Lotar]

JUST GREAT!!! First ChiRho stole my idea and started the new rant thread before I could, then you go and copy it in TAW!!! :P


PS: I stole the idea from OBOB. ;)

[Suzannah]

JUST GREAT!!! First ChiRho stole my idea and started the new rant thread before I could, then you go and copy it in TAW!!! :P


PS: I stole the idea from OBOB. ;)

Terrible sinner that I am, it's even a sticky!!! I hope I don't get in trouble. Feel free to come to TAW and spit anytime you want Lotar....I've got a spot reserved just for you!!!:hug: Ya know I love ya!!!

[Rechtgläubig]

Okay Devil ! *spit* I'm callin' ye out! Lay off my family !!!! Leave my father alone! *BIG spit*
and while yer at it, just so you know, I am DOUBLING my daily prayers JUST TO GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR CANCEROUS, MURDEROUS, DISGUSTING PRESENCE from my sister in law's life! *BIG LOOGIE*. Let go of them! You cannot have them!!!!!
*HOCKING BIG LOOGIE*

You go girl! :clap:

[ChiRho]

I am a thief of a thief!

I admit it and offer this,

"If you must steal, steal from the best!"

-Anonymous (Identity stolen)

[ChiRho]

This rant is for all those who are tactless and disrespectful enough to make personal attacks against me, while disregarding the reasonable request, not to disrupt the continuity of "Lutheran Hymnody."

I care very little about the personal attack and more about where it was placed. Start your own thread..."Why I believe ChiRho is a Rigid Orthodox Jerk" and post there. I have no problem with that and I would probably have an amusing time defending my position.

Pax Christi,

ChiRho

[Rechtgläubig]

Start your own thread ..."Why I believe ChiRho is a Rigid Orthodox Jerk"

Is this offer extended to everyone? :P

j/k :D

:hug:

[LuxPerpetua]

Taking the lead from Suzannah and spits on Satan, too:

I am spitting mad that we humans: have polluted God's creation and continue to do so, have torn apart all family values, have totally ignored justice in favor of avarice, have blessings coming out our eyeballs and don't even see them, have allowed heresy within the church to flourish, have called evil good and good evil, have told lies to people saying that marriage isn't binding and that fetuses aren't real people, have allowed the church itself to become materialistic and worldly, and have totally forgotten that Christ paid dearly so that we could enjoy freedom in Him!

My heart just so totally aches right now. :(

[Protoevangel]

Hhhhoooorrrrk.... Ptttttteeeewiii

Notice the big bullet hole in the demon head of my avatar. Nice place to target the lugies as well.

I hate the way Satan fools us into thinking that to love out neighbors, we must accept and approve of how they choose to live their lives...

I hate how he fools us into disregard our own sin while focussing on the sins of others.

I hate how it is my own fault for falling for all his deceptions.

[LuxPerpetua]

I hate how it is my own fault for falling for all his deceptions.

Huge ditto here.

[Suzannah]

*suzannah raises her hand*...

"My Name is Suzannah and I'm an Idiot"

I fall for every single one, every single time....I do not know why the Lord has given me so many blessings...I am completely unworthy!

[LuxPerpetua]

You know, Suzannah, I said the same thing about myself this morning. It truly makes one appreciate God's grace and love all the more, eh? (*Take that one, Satan!*)

[JVAC]

I posted this in the Lutheran Wisdom thread but I think it belongs here too:

'Sir Devil, I fear not they threatenings and terrors, for there is one whose name is Jesus Christ, in whom I believe; he hath abolished the law, condemned sin, vanquished death, and destroyed hell; and he is thy tormentor, O Satan, for he hath bound thee and holdeth thee captive, to the end that thou shouldest no more hurt me, or any that believeth in him.' This faith the devil cannot overcome, but is overcome of it.
-James

[ChiRho]

I rant against the censor machines at CF! There are certain times when strong language is not only appropriate, but the thought or idea suffers without the "harsh" term.

HERESY = SPUCATUM TAURI

AHH! Maybe I am on to something....

Pax Christi,

ChiRho

[Lexluther]

Satan, you just better stay away from our new confirmands! They're OURS and you have NO POWER over them. Yeah, you heard me, get behind. Or else you'd better arm yourself with "craft and dreadful might"! Spittooey!

[ChiRho]

Law and Gospel properly distinguished! That is the only way one can even begin to make heads or tales of Holy Scripture. This revelation comes from no one but Christ. When you blend the two, strange...horrible things come out! People actually believing that they seek God! People believing that they are sinless! Satan is certainly "good" at what He does...even when trying to talk to someone about some of their confusion, He even uses every distraction possible. Who knew that Roman was such a dirty word...?

Pax Christi,

ChiRho

[Greeter]

JUST GREAT!!! First ChiRho stole my idea and started the new rant thread before I could, then you go and copy it in TAW!!! :P

PS: I stole the idea from OBOB. ;)
How does that saying go? "Imitation is the highest form of flattery"

[Phoebe]

How does that saying go? "Imitation is the highest form of flattery"I think Lotar is cool and all, but I think I'll keep shaving my legs.



Psst! Lotar!
Do you shave your legs?

[Greeter]

Lol

[Lotar]

You are right, I am awesome and you should keep shaving your legs :P

Nope, I don't shave them, though my sister keeps telling me I should :D

[Phoebe]

Could I borrow your weed whacker for my pits?



























LOL

JUST KIDDING!!!

:D

[Protoevangel]

:mad:

Satan sure send's 'em when he know's you're struggling!

:mad:

[Phoebe]

Satan is Beavis's buddy.

[Protoevangel]

Satan is Beavis's buddy.:D
On the way home I was still fuming.
There was a lady on the train with a very young son. He started giggling, and I just couldn't stay in a bad mood!

[Phoebe]

Awwwwww...
I was in a bad mood at work when I first got there. (road rage- I have a mile drive to work, LOL)
I eventually got over the road rage. I wanted to tear off someone's head and spit down his neck this evening. (someone called in to work with a "personal problem")

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRR!

[Phoebe]

I'm feeling better now.

[Lotar]

It is hard to not grow angry towards the sofists, who can look at nothing without the lense of human reason. And to think that at first they accused us of using human reason to object to their most foul doctrine of transubstantiation, then only to reject Christ's words off hand on the basis of their reason.

Does this fall under the catagory of righteous anger? :sorry:

[Phoebe]

Sure it does.
What's a sofist?

[notbreetai]

Arg!!!!! How can people actually follow someone who taught that men can become gods and have their own planet to be god over; that God is only one of many similar gods and that there are many gods which are superior to Him. Arg!!!!!

How can some people actually believe that Jesus came back in 70AD? That's idiotic!!!

Thank's guys, I'm done now.

I thought that it was best to use my alter-ego to post this stuff, with the option to view a users last 100 posts and all...

[Lotar]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Phoebe]

Lotar, are you angry about something?

[SPALATIN]

I was out on an errand and this woman with her SUV cut in front of me at almost a 45 degree angle. To say I hit the horn is an understatement. :mad:

[Music4Hym777]

Why is it that from some fellow Christians it is hard to get forgiveness when you have already asked?

Why do people say that you can confide in them with tough issues, then they tell you that they cant handle what you are telling them and that it makes them upset?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!