Liberal Alert: Be on guard....

[BAFRIEND]

They are planning a "hug" a fundy day over at the liberal forum.

One of the ambushes they are planning is to start a thread called, "Honk if you are fundie!", This way they can identify us.

We need to hope and pray that this does not go through !!

When was the last time you had a tetnis shot ?

I would post a link- but that might violate the fsb I have in that forum.

[Ishida]

lol, I don't remember the last time.. I think I was 16..

[Tenebrae]

What might happen if you let a liberal hug you?

Do you think you might get cooties?

[Criada]

Sounds like a good idea to me!


(The hug, not the cooties!!)

[MikeMcK]

They are planning a "hug" a fundy day over at the liberal forum.

One of the ambushes they are planning is to start a thread called, "Honk if you are fundie!", This way they can identify us.

They don't need to trick me to identify me.

I'll be happy to make it easy for them:

I am a fundamentalist Christian. I believe the Bible from the table of contents in the front, all the way through the maps in the back.

I believe that all of the Bible is God-breathed, inerrant, and the final authority on all matters of doctrine and practice for the Christian.

I am unapologetically pro-life and, while I will continue to love the homosexual person and reach out to them with the love of Christ, I condemn the act of homosexuality, just as the word of God condemns it.

I believe that Jesus Christ is the only way, the ultimate source of truth, and the only source of eternal life.

He is the only avenue of salvation for sinful men and no man can come to the Father unless they come through Him, via repentence of their sins and faith in His vicarious, atoning sacrifice on the cross on their behalf.

I believe that Jesus Christ was born of a literal virgin. I believe that He lived a literal sinless life. I believe that He died a literal death on a literal cross. I believe that He was literally and physically resurrected. I believe that He literally ascended to Heaven and is literally coming again for His church. I believe that He will preside over the resurrection of the dead. I believe that He will judge both the quick and the dead, the righteous to eternal life, and the wicked to eternal damnation.

I believe that Heaven is the literal dwelling place of God, where those in Christ will go upon death to live with Him forever, worshipping God, fellowshipping with God and other believers, and reigning with Christ.

I believe that Hell is a real, literal place of eternal, fiery torment, where those judged by Christ to have died in their sins will be consigned for eternity, as punishment for their sins.

I believe that Christ established His church on Earth to glorify Himself and as a foretaste of the believer's fellowship with Him. I believe that He is returning to claim the church as a bridegroom claims His bride. I believe that this will signal the beginning of the great tribulation.

I believe that the mission of the church is six fold:

1) corporate preaching and teaching of God's word
2) corporate worship
3) for the mutual edification of the body of Christ
4) for the exhortation of the body of Christ
5) to exercise discipline in order to help believers grow in holiness.
6) to preach the Gospel to all nations, to baptise in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit and to make disciples.

I will continue to preach the "three mountain Gospel":

1) Mt. Sinai, where God gave His laws to men
2) Mt. Calvary, where Jesus Christ died
3) The Mount of Olives where Jesus Christ will return

Finally, and most importantly, so that there is no question among the liberals where I stand:

I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength, with all I am.
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb.

To the Lamb of God who bore my pain
Who took my place, Who wore my shame.
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb.

So, did I miss anything? Do you think they'll know I'm a
fundamentalist?

[Criada]

Think you may just be spotted! ^_^

[CaDan]

They don't need to trick me to identify me.

I'll be happy to make it easy for them:

I am a fundamentalist Christian. I believe the Bible from the table of contents in the front, all the way through the maps in the back.

I believe that all of the Bible is God-breathed, inerrant, and the final authority on all matters of doctrine and practice for the Christian.

I am unapologetically pro-life and, while I will continue to love the homosexual person and reach out to them with the love of Christ, I condemn the act of homosexuality, just as the word of God condemns it.

I believe that Jesus Christ is the only way, the ultimate source of truth, and the only source of eternal life.

He is the only avenue of salvation for sinful men and no man can come to the Father unless they come through Him, via repentence of their sins and faith in His vicarious, atoning sacrifice on the cross on their behalf.

I believe that Jesus Christ was born of a literal virgin. I believe that He lived a literal sinless life. I believe that He died a literal death on a literal cross. I believe that He was literally and physically resurrected. I believe that He literally ascended to Heaven and is literally coming again for His church. I believe that He will preside over the resurrection of the dead. I believe that He will judge both the quick and the dead, the righteous to eternal life, and the wicked to eternal damnation.

I believe that Heaven is the literal dwelling place of God, where those in Christ will go upon death to live with Him forever, worshipping God, fellowshipping with God and other believers, and reigning with Christ.

I believe that Hell is a real, literal place of eternal, fiery torment, where those judged by Christ to have died in their sins will be consigned for eternity, as punishment for their sins.

I believe that Christ established His church on Earth to glorify Himself and as a foretaste of the believer's fellowship with Him. I believe that He is returning to claim the church as a bridegroom claims His bride. I believe that this will signal the beginning of the great tribulation.

I believe that the mission of the church is six fold:

1) corporate preaching and teaching of God's word
2) corporate worship
3) for the mutual edification of the body of Christ
4) for the exhortation of the body of Christ
5) to exercise discipline in order to help believers grow in holiness.
6) to preach the Gospel to all nations, to baptise in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit and to make disciples.

I will continue to preach the "three mountain Gospel":

1) Mt. Sinai, where God gave His laws to men
2) Mt. Calvary, where Jesus Christ died
3) The Mount of Olives where Jesus Christ will return

Finally, and most importantly, so that there is no question among the liberals where I stand:

I pledge allegiance to the Lamb
With all my strength, with all I am.
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb.

To the Lamb of God who bore my pain
Who took my place, Who wore my shame.
I will seek to honor His commands
I pledge allegiance to the Lamb.

So, did I miss anything? Do you think they'll know I'm a
fundamentalist?

One final test--do you have one of those IKTHUS fish stickers on your car? :D

[Dies3l]

One final test--do you have one of those IKTHUS fish stickers on your car? :D

Oh no! I have one of those . . . and so does my wife! Does that mean we're . . . fundamentalists! :cry: And I wanted to be the one giving out hugs, not receiving them . . . .

[rmw8855]

I would call myself a fundamentalist except they include that you have to be militant, so that just makes me a conservative.

Can I still have a hug anyway?

[ClaireZ]

I would call myself a fundamentalist except they include that you have to be militant, so that just makes me a conservative.

Can I still have a hug anyway?

Sure, why not? I think they plan to be LIBERAL with their hugs. :)

[Rochir]

They are planning a "hug" a fundy day over at the liberal forum.

One of the ambushes they are planning is to start a thread called, "Honk if you are fundie!", This way they can identify us.

We need to hope and pray that this does not go through !!

When was the last time you had a tetnis shot ?

I would post a link- but that might violate the fsb I have in that forum.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

















:P

[Rochir]

I would call myself a fundamentalist except they include that you have to be militant, so that just makes me a conservative.

Can I still have a hug anyway?

:hug:

[Avatar]

I'm a moderate. We need hugs too. :cry:

[rmw8855]

:hug:


Thank you Rochir

(Don't tell anyone but my ENTIRE family is :eek: liberal - they sooo don't understand me :D )

[rmw8855]

I'm a moderate. We need hugs too. :cry:


How about a hug from a conservative :hug:

[Avatar]

How about a hug from a conservative :hug:
Awesome! That's worth, like, 10 libhugs! :clap:

[rmw8855]

^_^ ^_^ ^_^

[Ishida]

How about bricks. >_>

[drstevej]

I'd be up for a rep a Fundy tactic.

[ReformedChapin]

ahh crap they caught me...

[Avatar]

ahh crap they caught me...
Scary little buggers, ain't they?

[drstevej]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/01/11/boston_terror.jpg

Rep Me or it's gonna get messy

RepDaddy (aka drstevej]

[ReformedChapin]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/01/11/boston_terror.jpg

Rep Me or it's gonna get messy

RepDaddy (aka drstevej]

i wish there was a way I could unrep you

[drstevej]

i wish there was a way I could unrep you


ORAR = Once Repped Always Repped ^_^

[tulc]

Ahhh! The Repping TULIP!!
T -- total repping. This doesn't mean people are repped for being bad. It means that when you are repped is in every part of one's being, including the mind and will, and a man cannot rep himself.

U -- unconditional rep. People choose to rep people unconditionally; that is, they are not chosen on the basis of their posts.

L -- limited repping. The repping of people is for the purpose of repping the elect.

I -- irresistible rep. When people choose to rep someone, they will rep.

P -- perseverence of the reps. Those people, once repped cannot lose their reps; they will continue to be repped. If they aren't being repped, it will be only for a time.
:D
tulc(next we should discuss whether or not once repped always repped is biblical) :)

[drstevej]

Ahhh! The Repping TULIP!!
T -- total repping. This doesn't mean people are repped for being bad. It means that when you are repped is in every part of one's being, including the mind and will, and a man cannot rep himself.

U -- unconditional rep. People choose to rep people unconditionally; that is, they are not chosen on the basis of their posts.

L -- limited repping. The repping of people is for the purpose of repping the elect.

I -- irresistible rep. When people choose to rep someone, they will rep.

P -- perseverence of the reps. Those people, once repped cannot lose their reps; they will continue to be repped. If they aren't being repped, it will be only for a time.
:D
tulc(next we should discuss whether or not once repped always repped is biblical) :)

Like it

[Pogue]

*tiny hug invasion*
:hug:

[BAFRIEND]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/01/11/boston_terror.jpg

Rep Me or it's gonna get messy

RepDaddy (aka drstevej]

Okay I repped but I know that you can't be a liberal- they don't believe in toilet paper.

[Dies3l]

Okay I repped but I know that you can't be a liberal- they don't believe in toilet paper.

They believe in toilet paper. They just limit themselves to two sheets per BM (eww).

[drstevej]

I'd rather....




http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/tongue_overload.jpg

[Rochir]

How about bricks. >_>

You hug bricks?Is that a ... cultural thing?:sorry:

[Rochir]

I'd be up for a rep a Fundy tactic.

If you rep me first ok!;)

j/k:P

[Rochir]

Okay I repped but I know that you can't be a liberal- they don't believe in toilet paper.


And so right you are! WE believe in the quality of plant leaves!:D

[drstevej]

If you rep me first ok!;)

j/k:P

Done

[BAFRIEND]

And so right you are! WE believe in the quality of plant leaves!:D
We have something in common, I smoke that stuff too.

[drstevej]

Yeah, it doesn't touch the high of a 400,000 rep day.
I'm seeing STARS!

[Rochir]

Done

Thankee!:hug: Please feel yourself being hugged!:wave:

P.S.: Had my cuties shots renewed recently!:P

[drstevej]

Dang, and I collect cooties.

[tulc]

Dang, and I collect cooties.

...but do you collect cuties?
P.S.: Had my cuties shots renewed recently!:P (emph. added)
tulc(and why did Rochir have her cuties shot?!) :eek:

[drstevej]

...but do you collect cuties?

tulc(and why did Rochir have her cuties shot?!) :eek:

RepDaddy reads minds. A talent learned on staff here.

[paxi1334]

hey, I'm a FREAK and anyone who hugs me WILL get cooties...
can I have a hug?

[drstevej]

hey, I'm a FREAK and anyone who hugs me WILL get cooties...
can I have a hug?

:hug:

(carefully places the omnigendered cooties in the collection)
^_^

[BAFRIEND]

:hug:

(carefully places the omnigendered cooties in the collection)
^_^
You never repped me back. I am putting out the word on you.

[drstevej]

You never repped me back. I am putting out the word on you.

FORGOTTEN Reps Returned

:blush:

[BAFRIEND]

FORGOTTEN Reps Returned

:blush:
Thank You. :hug:

Canceling the voodoo doll I ordered from Amazon.com. ;) :) :wave:

[drstevej]

Hit my ninth star today and on the way to TEN.

Yahooooooooooo

[Pogue]

:eek: You can get voodoo dolls off Amazon? Now where's my credit card...;)

[BAFRIEND]

:eek: You can get voodoo dolls off Amazon? Now where's my credit card...;)

Do the look up on Amazon. They even have ones that are anotomically correct. :wave:

[paxi1334]

I would have way too much fun with my own little voodoo dolly...

[Addicted2~Jesus]

So... jes another way to stir the already boilin pot huh? Well I don't much give a rats rump what other stupidity folks wanna throw around, I've been called jes bout everthin in the book an half of it I don't even know what it means.

I hope it's all jes fun an jest, but I've seen some very scary thins come out of the "liberal camp" if you will. Scary sad thins. So if this is truly an attempt to be nuthin more then the south bound end of a north bound horse then jes have at it.....

[BAFRIEND]

I would have way too much fun with my own little voodoo dolly...
I would again like to thank you for your outstanding witness to the Lord Jesus Christ just by being a member of CF.

[MrJim]

So... jes another way to stir the already boilin pot huh? Well I don't much give a rats rump what other stupidity folks wanna throw around, I've been called jes bout everthin in the book an half of it I don't even know what it means.

I hope it's all jes fun an jest, but I've seen some very scary thins come out of the "liberal camp" if you will. Scary sad thins. So if this is truly an attempt to be nuthin more then the south bound end of a north bound horse then jes have at it.....

...sounds like somebody needs a hug...

http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/4.gif

[united4Peace]

They are planning a "hug" a fundy day over at the liberal forum.

One of the ambushes they are planning is to start a thread called, "Honk if you are fundie!", This way they can identify us.

We need to hope and pray that this does not go through !!

When was the last time you had a tetnis shot ?

I would post a link- but that might violate the fsb I have in that forum.
Im a liberal Conservative (depending on the subject ;))...
pc hugs are fine but reality hugs freak me out...people need to keep their distance (unless I actually like the person :P )

[tulc]

I hope it's all jes fun an jest, but I've seen some very scary thins come out of the "liberal camp" if you will. Scary sad thins. So if this is truly an attempt to be nuthin more then the south bound end of a north bound horse then jes have at it.....I don't get the impression it's meant as anything but a friendly gesture by the members of WWMC. :)
tulc(who hates being hugged IRL but doesn't mind cyber hugs) ;)

[rmw8855]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_80.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm082YYUS)





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb095&pp=ZUxdm082YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZUxdm082YYUS&utm_id=7923)

[tulc]

This thread did make me curious, now that things (as far as I can see) have calmed down somewhat have any of you noticed any differences here on CF from when Erwin (may his beard grow ever longer) ran things? better, worse, basically the same? :scratch:
tulc(just wondering) :)

[MrJim]

This thread did make me curious, now that things (as far as I can see) have calmed down somewhat have any of you noticed any differences here on CF from when Erwin (may his beard grow ever longer) ran things? better, worse, basically the same? :scratch:
tulc(just wondering) :)

It seems "less"...there is less community among other things than there seemed to be in the "old" days...still miss the B/A forum ;), it seemed like family, there was always someone home, even on holidays, just was family, inspite of the arguing cousins...things now seem a little standoffish I guess, just my ever~humble opinion...

[Addicted2~Jesus]

Worse... I'm hearin scuttlebutt from all sides of how the staff are hangin folks out on "Secret Rules" agin. This happened before.. we have a "leader" that barely even shows up, ie, sign on-line. (side note I have noticed he's at least logged on the last couple of days) Crazy stuff like "set this particular forum as a wiki, so Lee can see all the issues etc in one page" An then havin em disappear er buried into some other thread's discussion. No sir, I believe thins are worse now, an goin to git worse as thins progress. These are my own opinions an beliefs an should not be misconstrued as anythin but.

Thins will continue to git worse, because alot of the old ways of staff are comin back, an agin, everthin is bein hidden, the actual rules don't make a hill of beans because, apperently some staff somewhere, (no idea what ranks etc) are either makin rules on the fly er goin way out on a limb to change em round to make them fit a 'crime' that wasn't commited. Now I grant everone.. all I have is scuttlebutt... because? Because everthins bein hiddin agin... do folks actually think that because on the surface sumthin looks like it's runnin smooth that it is? My goodness I have seen droves of complaints by folks who are not here on CF anymore because they were flat run'd off.... this happens way WAY to often. But I have no proof er the like so my comments must be taken wit a grain of salt.

[drstevej]

Yeah, but now we get 40 reps a day rather than 20 so things are peachy as I see it.

RD

[LawsonAlan]

Maybe the conservatives and liberals could join forces for a day and hug some moderates?

[Pogue]

^Good idea! Moderate invasion, anyone?

[Melancholy]

*Runs through thread shouting*
GRAB A HUG!!!!



:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Hugs for all


Wow that was exhausting
:swoon:

[D'Ann]

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: hugs for everyone. (And no, I'm not a liberal, but everyone needs a hug now and than).

[JPPT1974]

We all have differences but
We can agree to disagree!

[Chococat]

While I totally disagree with most of the liberal agenda I'm always glad of a hug from anyone. :)

[Criada]

While I totally disagree with most of the liberal agenda I'm always glad of a hug from anyone. :)
:hug: :hug:

:)

[tulc]

While I totally disagree with most of the liberal agenda I'm always glad of a hug from anyone. :)

...I thought the liberal agenda WAS to hug people? :scratch:
tulc(well...that and world domination) :sorry:

[Criada]

(((((tulc)))))
just in case! Wouldn't want to miss out on world domination. ^_^

[drstevej]

...I thought the liberal agenda WAS to hug people? :scratch:
tulc(well...that and world domination) :sorry:

Nope they hug TREES not people.

[BAFRIEND]

Well, it has been over nine months, any half liberal half conservative babys result from this... ?

[drstevej]

Hit my ninth star today and on the way to TEN.

Yahooooooooooo

Now I'm over ten billion reps (ten thousand stars)

[BAFRIEND]

Now I'm over ten billion reps (ten thousand stars)

Another ten billion will almost cover the admission price for one at Disneyland.

[Nadiine]

Well, it has been over nine months, any half liberal half conservative babys result from this... ?
N E V A H

http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-love-smileys-793.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/get-free-smiley-code/793.html)

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0001.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0001.gif)

:P

[BAFRIEND]

N E V A H

http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-love-smileys-793.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/get-free-smiley-code/793.html)

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0001.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0001.gif)

:P

Yeah, I didn't think so. ;)

[drstevej]

N E V A H

http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-love-smileys-793.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/get-free-smiley-code/793.html)

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0001.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0001.gif)

:P

Yep, the lib would abort it.

[Nadiine]

Yep, the lib would abort it.
.... at least demand the choice to abort it

;) :cool:

[BAFRIEND]

I don't think the lib would abort the baby, more like make him wear birkenstocks to school and spend the rest of his life on welfare.

[GreenMunchkin]

I like hugs. Squishy. Hugs, please.

[GreenMunchkin]

*hugs self*

[Carolyn H]

Sounds like a good idea to me!


(The hug, not the cooties!!)

Liberals don't have cooties, and they are not carrying tetanus!!! I love the idea!!!!:angel::angel::angel:

[BAFRIEND]

Liberals don't have cooties, and they are not carrying tetanus!!! I love the idea!!!!:angel::angel::angel:

It is a typo, we did not mean to say cooties, we meant to say cookies. They have cookies but we are all on a diet.

[united4Peace]

According to my DH I have Cooties-not cookies as Im much too lazy to bake ;)...(Im fun loving liberal minded he's more annoying Conservative :D- I love him anyhoo)

[Nadiine]

It is a typo, we did not mean to say cooties, we meant to say cookies. They have cookies but we are all on a diet.
My diet ends when I hit the pearly gates

http://www.christiantechhelp.com/forums/images/smilies2/eating.gif

[sealacamp]

I would call myself a fundamentalist except they include that you have to be militant, so that just makes me a conservative.

Can I still have a hug anyway?


Really? Where is there anything that says you believe in the fundamentals laid down by Christ or God call on anyone to be militant? I believe that would be a major misconception on the part of human kind for God certainly never asked any follower of Christ to be militant with the exception of fighting what is evil and of satan. That would be spiritual warfare not physical in case you may not know that.

Sealacamp