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Dorothea
28th December 2007, 03:33 PM
Anybody have a favorite comedian? Some you really like to listen to or watch on a DVD? My favorite is Brian Regan. He is hysterical. If anybody hasn't heard of him, here's his site. He's great! We saw him live in the summer of 2006. :D What makes him so awesome is I can listen to his CD's in the car with my kids and watch his DVDs with my kids, and no worries about inappropriate talk or a bunch of cuss words, and he is sooooo hilarious! ^_^

http://brianregan.com/

tekiahteruah
28th December 2007, 04:02 PM
Although he's usually less appropriate for kids, I looove Mitch Hedberg.

"I bought a donut and the guy gave me a recieipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I cannot imagine the senerio where I would have to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend: 'Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's in my files at home. Filed under D. For donut.'"

"I opened a yogurt and underneath the lid it said 'please try again.' They were having a contest that I was unaware of. But I thought maybe I had opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. 'Come on Mitch, don't give up! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.'"

ClementofRome
28th December 2007, 06:40 PM
Steven Wright... sometimes pushes the envelope, but ALWAYS hilarious!

http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml

MrJim
28th December 2007, 09:21 PM
Steven Wright... sometimes pushes the envelope, but ALWAYS hilarious!

http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml

First name that came into my mind:thumbsup:

MrJim
28th December 2007, 09:26 PM
Anybody have a favorite comedian? Some you really like to listen to or watch on a DVD? My favorite is Brian Regan. He is hysterical. If anybody hasn't heard of him, here's his site. He's great! We saw him live in the summer of 2006. :D What makes him so awesome is I can listen to his CD's in the car with my kids and watch his DVDs with my kids, and no worries about inappropriate talk or a bunch of cuss words, and he is sooooo hilarious! ^_^

http://brianregan.com/
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gifChecked out his site~hilarious...franchise in Pensacola:D

Dorothea
28th December 2007, 09:30 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gifChecked out his site~hilarious...franchise in Pensacola:D
hee hee. His original DVD I've watched countless times called "I Walked on the Moon." I just played that for my sister for the first time this past week. She was crying, she was laughing so hard. :D

ThePosterFormerlyKnownAs
28th December 2007, 10:04 PM
Steven Wright... sometimes pushes the envelope, but ALWAYS hilarious!

http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml

:thumbsup:

flod logic
29th December 2007, 02:37 AM
I like Jim Gaffigan.

You ever read an article and at the bottom, it says "continued on page 6"? I'm like, "Not for me! I'm done. Why don't you stop bossing me around, bosser?"
Then I finally get to page 6, I can't even remember what I was reading. You ever read the ending to a different article? "Al Gore is running...from a waterfall?"I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.

Akathist
29th December 2007, 04:47 AM
"You might be a redneck if" you like my favorite comedian. ;)

fuerein
29th December 2007, 10:04 AM
"You might be a redneck if" you like my favorite comedian. ;)
Umm, well I guess that means I only might be a redneck.

hiImEric
29th December 2007, 12:35 PM
I like Jim Gaffigan.

I'm with you man. Jim Gaffigan is amazing.

Lewis Black is hilarious as well, despite some of the more inappropriate things.

gzt
29th December 2007, 12:40 PM
I like my own special brand of humor, but nobody else finds me funny.