Good Clean Humor

[CTyer]

I now have Jesus, life insurance and a will, so I am ready to die, and, after that last burrito, it my be today. (Burrrp. Excuse me!)^_^^_^

[Hentenza]

LOL!!! Hey CT, are you having some guacamole and refried beans with that burrito?:yum::yum:^_^^_^:P

[Lisa0315]

Y'all ever had authentic Mexican? I have been to Mexico twice now, and I am going back in December. There is a resturant there that makes the salsa right there at the table. There is nothing in the US that I have ever tried that was that hot except for maybe Japanese err...whatever that stuff was.

Lisa

[NewGuy101]

Y'all ever had authentic Mexican? I have been to Mexico twice now, and I am going back in December. There is a resturant there that makes the salsa right there at the table. There is nothing in the US that I have ever tried that was that hot except for maybe Japanese err...whatever that stuff was.

Lisa
The OG stuff is a million times better. It's the same when I went ot Guatemala to eat tamales.

[DerSchweik]

Three pastors met one day for lunch. During the conversation one pastor asked another, "How do you decide to split up the tithe?"

He said, "Well, we draw a circle on the floor and toss the tithe into the air. What lands inside the circle we give to God, what lands outside we keep."

The other responded, "Interesting. We do the same, only we give what lands outside the circle to God and keep the other.

The third pastor was silent.

The other two looked at him and asked him what they did. He replied, "Well, we too draw the circle; and we toss the tithe into the air as well. We figure God will take whatever He wants, leaving the rest for us."

[IamRedeemed]

ROFL! ^_^^_^^_^

I now have Jesus, life insurance and a will, so I am ready to die, and, after that last burrito, it my be today. (Burrrp. Excuse me!)^_^^_^

[JPPT1974]

ROFL! ^_^^_^^_^

Hillarious my friend!^_^

Indeed we have Jesus, life insurance, and a will along with a burrito.