CC Haiku Contest

[Rep Daddy]

3000 blessings to the best haiku describing CC Forum.
Contest ends Sunday at 10PM CST. [Haiku is free verse of thee lines with a 5-7-5 syllable pattern]

A forum for you
where truth is not wikified
and gay means happy.

~drstevej

[MrJim]

i know no rhymin'
don't know haiku from kung fu
i'll just keep watchin'

[Rep Daddy]

Ah a Lur-ker-ku
to each his or her call
Blessings await the best!

[bill16652]

With faiths that diverge
As conservatives we merge
May our love never fail
For in the end to God we tell the tale

[MrJim]

i'm right and you're wrong
i'm a true conservative
and yer just a lib

[Rep Daddy]

lol, keep em coming

[MrJim]

i read the bible
i am more right than you are
kjv only

:D:D:D:D

[Lisa0315]

I will come back later and write some mega haiku. (I need to go look it up and remember how, though)

Lisa

[MrJim]

I will come back later and write some mega haiku. (I need to go look it up and remember how, though)

Lisa


lisa will be back
she needs her dictionary
to do some haiku

[Lisa0315]

lisa will be back
she needs her dictionary
to do some haiku

5/7/5? Sounds like.

Kitties Go Meow
Conservative Cat Fight Site
Phht Phht Phht Phht Rowllll

[Criada]

It just causes pain,
I should really stay away!
Why do I come back?

[MrJim]

It just causes pain,
I should really stay away!
Why do I come back?

i love criada
she's one of cc's blessings
she speaks truth in love:hug:

[Rep Daddy]

A WIKI Haiku

WI-KI, rest in peace
Senseless taffy pulls they be
Truth is not tallied

[MrJim]

backbiting and strife
(bite my tongue) what's happening?
we lost our first love

[MrJim]

fsb and bans
disciplinary actions
instead we should spank

[MrJim]

we'll work together
liberals, conservatives
the harvest awaits

[MrJim]

i can't shake it off
5-7-5 on the brain
haiku addiction

[MrJim]

irreproachable?
are you good enough for us?
we'll decide 4 U

:doh:

[MrJim]

not shady not slim
i'm a genuine haiku
jim~in~em

<i gotta stop b4 i hurt myself>

[Lisa0315]

not shady not slim
i'm a genuine haiku
jim~in~em

<i gotta stop b4 i hurt myself>


Oh, Lordy! ^_^ That was a GOOD one!

Lisa

[Annabel Lee]

"Love one another
As I have loved you" He said.
Cover ears and cry.

[Annabel Lee]

Please take this short test
If we approve of answers
You may be Christian.

[GreenMunchkin]

i'm right and you're wrong
i'm a true conservative
and yer just a lib^ winner :D

[MrJim]

Please take this short test
If we approve of answers
You may be Christian.

:D :D

[Rep Daddy]

Buzz goosed the ganders
on Internet Infidels
banned eternally.

For Grannybel

[Annabel Lee]

Buzz goosed the ganders
on Internet Infidels
banned eternally.

For Grannybel

LOL!

[MrJim]

drsteve has fans
they give him lots of nicknames
chapeau for the bum?

[Annabel Lee]

Must go, run errands.
Or family whines for food.
Drugstore on list too.

[Latreia]

:idea:

Walk with me a while,
I need a Christian friend to
guide me back to Light.


:holy:

[Lisa0315]

I have a big mouth
But not big enough for foot
Gagging on my words

(Sorry, Auntie)

[D'Ann]

edited.. sorry... didn't know that we could only use 17 syllables... oh my...

Nuke the wikis! LOL hehe

[D'Ann]

what is a haiku?
Only God knows and not I,
no not I, not I.

[Lisa0315]

what is a haiku? Only God knows and not I, no not I, not I.

It is Japanese poetry. It rarely rhymes but it must have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second, and 5 syllables in the last for a total of 17. Read some of the great examples below.

Lisa

[D'Ann]

I'm a loser babe
... yes indiddy... yes I am.
I'm a loser babe.

[D'Ann]

It is Japanese poetry. It rarely rhymes but it must have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second, and 5 syllables in the last for a total of 17. Read some of the great examples below.

Lisa

Cool. Thanks Lisa. I'll need to do a lot of practicing. LOL :hug:

[Criada]

Change the rules again...
Won't make any difference
If the love's not there.

[Lisa0315]

Cool. Thanks Lisa. I'll need to do a lot of practicing. LOL :hug:

Oh, we used to love doing these things in highschool. We had an English teacher who made us keep a Creative writing journal. She required three entries per week. On the day it was due, we would all write three haikus at lunch right before the class. It was hilarious. She would get so mad but she couldn't punish the whole class.

Lisa

[D'Ann]

Oh, we used to love doing these things in highschool. We had an English teacher who made us keep a Creative writing journal. She required three entries per week. On the day it was due, we would all write three haikus at lunch right before the class. It was hilarious. She would get so mad but she couldn't punish the whole class.

Lisa

I love it. :) :D :thumbsup:

I haven't been in school since 1979. Bearly remember anything. LOL hehe that explains why my writing is not always all that clear. LOL

I love your haiku(s).

[Rep Daddy]

peanut butter lunch
a quick triad of haikus
teacher reps Lisa

[D'Ann]

Life, what is, this life?

Life is good and then it sucks.

We die, then we live.

[D'Ann]

I suck at writing.

I make no sense, none at all.

But it's fun to try.

[GreenMunchkin]

So much confusion.
Is it CC? CCC?
I wish to complain.

[Latreia]

:idea:

Walk with me a while,
I need a Christian friend to
guide me back to Light.


:holy:

Reconsider. I miscounted before.

:blush:

[Lisa0315]

Brothers and Sisters
Praise Be To God Who Has Heard
Our Prayers for healing

[MrJim]

Change the rules again...
Won't make any difference
If the love's not there.

:thumbsup:

[D'Ann]

Fiddles, like to rep

but out of repping power

Tomorrow is a new day.

[MrJim]

d'ann works on haiku
5-7-5 is tricky
maybe tomorrow :D

[MrJim]

our cc forum
revolving door membership
we're a bit dizzy

[D'Ann]

Yes, we do need rules,

Better to protect our home,

then give it to wolves.

[Lisa0315]

Yes, we do need rules,

Better to protect our home,

then give it to wolves.

You did it and it is a good one!!! Woot!:clap:

Lisa

[D'Ann]

You did it and it is a good one!!! Woot!:clap:

Lisa

:hug: :blush: It took a few times... to get the hang of it.

[D'Ann]

Chocolate is good

Yes, I love dark chocolate

Yes, all chocolate.

[Lisa0315]

She's a poet and didn't know it. :D

Lisa

[D'Ann]

Give me chocolate

Yes, please, give me chocolate

any chocolate

[MrJim]

:hug: :blush: It took a few times... to get the hang of it.

once you get the hang
it will get into your brain
rhythmic poetry

[D'Ann]

I work for candy LOL

hehe... not a poet...

just want chocolate

[D'Ann]

once you get the hang
it will get into your brain
rhythmic poetry

:) yuppers... I noticed that. It's awesome and this thread is awesome. This is really fun. LOL :)

[Lisa0315]

Into The Lion's Den
You Dare to be a Daniel?
Wiki Babylon

[MrJim]

http://www.sweetnapa.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/CIMG7996.thumbnail.JPG

chocolates for d'ann...

[D'Ann]

Into The Lion's Den
You Dare to be a Daniel?
Wiki Babylon

Oooh... I like this one. It's a good one. Awesome. I really need my repping ability. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough. :hug:

[Lisa0315]

Oooh... I like this one. It's a good one. Awesome. I really need my repping ability. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough. :hug:

Thankages! :o

Lisa

[DerSchweik]

In this can we rest
His abundant love is sure
And grace free for all.


(ok, I tried)

[D'Ann]

http://www.sweetnapa.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/CIMG7996.thumbnail.JPG

chocolates for d'ann...

Awesome. Purely awesome. This is as close to heaven here on earth that I can get. Thank you. Yummy... yummy yummy.... :)

[D'Ann]

Thankages! :o

Lisa

:)

In this can we rest
His abundant love is sure
And grace free for all.


(ok, I tried)

Oooh... this is a very good one too. :) Well done.

[MrJim]

DerSchweik has weighed in
sharing his haiku for all
what took you so long?

;)

[Criada]

If we look to God,
And rest in His love and grace,
All will be OK.

[MrJim]

If we look to God,
And rest in His love and grace,
All will be OK.

:cool: :cool: :cool:

[~free~]

This thread is so fun
and you are all doing great
'cause it's not easy!

[DerSchweik]

DerSchweik has weighed in
sharing his haiku for all
what took you so long?

;)
Because our Jim rules
his haiku his forte shows
good in verse and prose

:)

Horrible oh yes
this haiku threatens expose
My tries to impress

Goodness, that's horrible, ha! :wave:

[MrJim]

Because our Jim rules
his haiku his forte shows
good in verse and prose

:)

Horrible oh yes
this haiku threatens expose
My tries to impress

Goodness, that's horrible, ha! :wave:

practice makes perfect
derschweik is well on his way
you're close, don't stop now

[MrJim]

CC Chicks ya know
tough as nails yet tender as
dew on the morn' rose

[DerSchweik]

practice makes perfect
derschweik is well on his way
you're close, don't stop now
Sure, easy to say
that practice makes one perfect
One read says no way!

Ha!

[DerSchweik]

And CC men do
support our gals in honor
deserved and graced we

[MrJim]

Sure, easy to say
that practice makes one perfect
One read says no way!

Ha!

:clap: :clap:

[Lisa0315]

CC Chicks ya know
tough as nails yet tender as
dew on the morn' rose

Oh, baby! :swoon: (Girlie Sigh)

Jim knows the secret
To make a Southern girl's heart
Melt like sweet honey

What prose and lyric
He delivers soft and smooth
She swoons with a sigh

[MrJim]

Oh, baby! :swoon: (Girlie Sigh)

Jim knows the secret
To make a Southern girl's heart
Melt like sweet honey

What prose and lyric
He delivers soft and smooth
She swoons with a sigh

:blush:

[GreenMunchkin]

CC Chicks ya know
tough as nails yet tender as
dew on the morn' roseYah, new winner :P

When a haiku makes your tummy flipflop a little, it deserves to win :)

[Lisa0315]

Yah, new winner :P

When a haiku makes your tummy flipflop a little, it deserves to win :)

I KNOW!!!!! That is exactly how I felt. We ladies are romance deprived. I wish my DH would write me something like that. Best I get is, "That was some good supper!"

Lisa

Sorry, do not want to bypass filter.

[GreenMunchkin]

I KNOW!!!!! That is exactly how I felt. We ladies are romance deprived. I wish my DH would write me something like that. Best I get is, "That was some good supper!"

LisaLisa's dear husband.
The kind to bring a red rose
to her, then eat it.

[Lisa0315]

Lisa's dear husband.
The kind to bring a red rose
to her, then eat it.




Oh, Lord, if you only knew how close to the truth that is. We are used to each other. I love him. I must since I have been married to him for 21 years now.

At his last surgery, the nurse chided him when I said, I love you and he said "Later". She said, "Tell her you love her!" I laughed and said, "He just did. That is what Later means".

Lisa

[Lisa0315]

We must be careful
Or Jim will cry "Too Girlie!"
No more sweet haiku

[GreenMunchkin]

"Too girlie"? Crazy talk.
The haiku will never end,
It cannot be stopped.

[Rep Daddy]

Trolls our forum lurk
flames aimed CC to disrupt
Haiku unifies.

[~free~]

The CC's sign out
then they quickly sign back in
just can't stay away

[Lisa0315]

They are drawn to truth
Like a young moth to a flame
Surprised when it burns

[DerSchweik]

Our God is our strength
And conservative our values
His truth will win out

[DerSchweik]

If haiku we write
And in His word we unite
His love will requite

(Is rhyming allowed in haiku?)

[Lisa0315]

If haiku we write
And in His word we unite
His love will requite

(Is rhyming allowed in haiku?)

I think you get extra points!

I have no idea. :D

Lisa

[DerSchweik]

Ignorant, he wrote
Rhyme, verse, and prose in haiku
naive as to worth

(ok, time to sit back awhile and see what real haiku is supposed to be, ha!)

[Lisa0315]

I googled Award Winning Haiku. This is what I found: I think ours are better.

Snowflakes are falling,
the earth is covered white
sparkling in the shine of the moon

[Rep Daddy]

Our winning haiku
will win a reward also!
so tickle keyboards.

[Annabel Lee]

The wolf that you see
With eyes blinded and hearts closed
May be friendly pup.

[Rep Daddy]

A wolf is redeemed
When by grace he is ensnared
And is loosed a pup

[DerSchweik]

In Him do we live
By His grace do we survive
His love compels us

[Lisa0315]

We are the Members
Of Conservative Christians
By His Grace We Stand

[Annabel Lee]

A wolf is redeemed
When by grace he is ensnared
And is loosed a pup

Dang, you're good!

[Rep Daddy]

I was thinking the same of yours.

[Annabel Lee]

Christians on Q'onoS
Must be cautious when brethren
Swing bat'leths in church.

[Rep Daddy]

Must not do a haiku about Kolob.

[Annabel Lee]

Must not do a haiku about Kolob.

Do not be afraid
Just claim artistic license.
Haiku is artforum.
:)

[MrJim]

If haiku we write
And in His word we unite
His love will requite

(Is rhyming allowed in haiku?)

:swoon:

[MrJim]

I googled Award Winning Haiku. This is what I found: I think ours are better.

Snowflakes are falling,
the earth is covered white
sparkling in the shine of the moon

blue ribbon poem?
award winning haiku eh?
'tis amateurish

<<and where is the 575 rhythm? more like 568:confused:>>

[MrJim]

washing the dishes
where I have been the past hour
I've got dishpan hands

[Lisa0315]

Hey! I thought the time changed next week. Why are the times an hour behind?

Lisa

[MrJim]

Hey! I thought the time changed next week. Why are the times an hour behind?

Lisa

I've noticed for since late this afternoon it keeps flip/flopping back and forth like it can't make up it's mind.

[Lisa0315]

I've noticed for since late this afternoon it keeps flip/flopping back and forth like it can't make up it's mind.

I am feeling inspired!

Fall Back Spring Forward
Unless 4U Has a bug
Then We Have to Guess

[Rep Daddy]

DST ends Nov 4th !

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/daylight1.html

At 2 a.m. on November 4, 2007, groggy Americans will turn their clocks back one hour, marking the end of Daylight Saving Time (DST) (http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/sci/A0814845.html).
The federal law that established "daylight time" in the United States does not require any area to observe daylight saving time. But if a state chooses to observe DST, it must follow the starting and ending dates set by the law. From 1986 to 2006 this was the first Sunday in April to the last Sunday in October, but starting in 2007, it is observed from the second Sunday in March to the first Sunday in November, adding about a month to daylight saving time. (See: New Federal Law (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/daylight1.html#new).)

[Lisa0315]

Yeah, that is what I thought too until I saw Jim's post with the time dialed back. I am glad I got that confirmed. I try to arrive early so I can get the back pew but you know, not THAT early! :D

Lisa

DST ends Nov 4th !

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/daylight1.html

At 2 a.m. on November 4, 2007, groggy Americans will turn their clocks back one hour, marking the end of Daylight Saving Time (DST) (http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/sci/A0814845.html).
The federal law that established "daylight time" in the United States does not require any area to observe daylight saving time. But if a state chooses to observe DST, it must follow the starting and ending dates set by the law. From 1986 to 2006 this was the first Sunday in April to the last Sunday in October, but starting in 2007, it is observed from the second Sunday in March to the first Sunday in November, adding about a month to daylight saving time. (See: New Federal Law (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/daylight1.html#new).)

[MrJim]

DST folly
men tinkering with the clock
controlling the time

[Annabel Lee]

DST folly
men tinkering with the clock
controlling the time

Quick! Call Doctor Who
The Timelord can foil evil
Tinkerers of time.

[MrJim]

It's time to wake up
Coffee, shower, wake up kids
Time to go to church

[MrJim]

following Christ's steps
we conservative Christians
walk fall forgive love

[IamRedeemed]

Tanning your hide
unless you become pc-ified
why have you lied?

[Time2BCounted]

:D


Light reaching down
lighting black dead inward parts
spring's warmth sprouting new life

[Latreia]

We can all rejoice
And face the world together
With TIME on our side!!!!

:pray:

[Time2BCounted]

.

[Lisa0315]

My toe hurts today
I have a sprained Big Piggie
No Heels for me now

[Latreia]

:pray:

[Lisa0315]

Latria is wise
Her counsel is correct here
Take the advice please

[Time2BCounted]

3000 blessings to the best haiku describing CC Forum.
Contest ends Sunday at 10PM CST. [Haiku is free verse of thee lines with a 5-7-5 syllable pattern]

A forum for you
where truth is not wikified
and gay means happy.

~drstevej
Gosh yanno what i just read the haiku part, i didnt realize it was supposed to be about CC

My apologies, i was going for haikus of the world

[Time2BCounted]

God give us resolve
turn our hearts into mountains
founded on bedrock

[Latreia]

God give us resolve
turn our hearts into mountains
founded on bedrock

http://www3.christianforums.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

You are loved, more than you know.

:amen:

[Time2BCounted]

Aww thank you sis but i think i know :)

And i love and respect everyone here

God bless you good sis

[Rep Daddy]

CC Mission

Into The Lion's Den
You Dare to be a Daniel?
Wiki Babylon

CC Beliefs
Our God is our strength
And conservative our values
His truth will win out


Two Winners
3000 blessings each!

[Time2BCounted]

CC Mission



CC Beliefs



Two Winners
3000 blessings each!
those are good

[Lisa0315]

Thank you!!!! :hug:

We had so much fun. I think I will start my own haiku contest. I am going to think of the next theme and give my winnings to the next contest.

Lisa

[Lisa0315]

http://foru.ms/t6340628-romantic-haiku.html#post40224693

[Annabel Lee]

Steve,
You should start a limerick thread. :cool: