Worms!

[Lisa0315]

Sorry, the graphics were messed up. Hold on.

Lisa

[Lisa0315]

Four Worms and a lesson

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results

Oh nevermind. These stupid graphics, I cannot fix them. Sorry.

[Lisa0315]

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____Four Worms and a lesson____



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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

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The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead


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Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead




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Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -





What can you learn from this demonstration?




Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


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"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"



That pretty much ended the service...

[Lisa0315]

Four worms and a lesson (http://ibeebarbie.blogspot.com/2007/08/four-worms-and-lesson.html)



http://bp0.blogger.com/_aoKZ9-Rj25U/RsxUazyvKyI/AAAAAAAAAQc/FgCQbR5e1ZM/s320/Can+of+Worms.bmp (http://bp0.blogger.com/_aoKZ9-Rj25U/RsxUazyvKyI/AAAAAAAAAQc/FgCQbR5e1ZM/s1600-h/Can+of+Worms.bmp) A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_aoKZ9-Rj25U/RsxUJjyvKxI/AAAAAAAAAQU/sd052AP0lwY/s320/Whiskey.bmp The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

http://bp2.blogger.com/_aoKZ9-Rj25U/RsxTlTyvKvI/AAAAAAAAAQE/UGHf-kY8c9U/s320/Cigarettes.bmp Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead



http://bp1.blogger.com/_aoKZ9-Rj25U/RsxTUDyvKuI/AAAAAAAAAP8/uXktHKmqrxg/s320/Chocolate.bmpFourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


http://bp0.blogger.com/_aoKZ9-Rj25U/RsxS0zyvKtI/AAAAAAAAAP0/ae71U5hvj90/s320/Maxine.bmp"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"


That pretty much ended the service --

[Lisa0315]

Yay! I got it to work!

Lisa

[DerSchweik]

Despite the effort ha! - a great story! ;)

Thanks!

[Lisa0315]

Despite the effort ha! - a great story! ;)

Thanks!

I don't know what is funnier, the problems I had or the joke! :P

Lisa

[Nicki4Christ]

Okay am I hungry or does the soil look like Chocolate?:D

[Lisa0315]

Okay am I hungry or does the soil look like Chocolate?:D

It IS chocolate. There is no picture of the dirt. LOL!

Lisa

[Nicki4Christ]

OHHHHHH, I promise I am not Blond, I just have my days:cool:

[Lisa0315]

OHHHHHH, I promise I am not Blond, I just have my days:cool:


Me either and Me too! ^_^

Lisa