Lisa's 40th Birthday Over The Hill Thread

[Hentenza]

HeHe! You thought you were going to get away with it. Not!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[£amb]

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[Greenthumb]

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:eek: :sorry:

Happy Birthday Lisa. :hug:

[£amb]

SIGNS OF OLD AGE FUN

1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.


:)

[~free~]

SIGNS OF OLD AGE FUN

1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.


:)^_^

:clap: :clap: :clap: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

[MrJim]

Old and yer life's half over,:swoon:

But Happy Birthday anyhow:sigh:

[Time2BCounted]

Hey over the hill is good, youre in a much better position to take on those just coming up it lol

[£amb]

My youngest son actually borrowed a book last night that has the "yo mama is so" jokes....here's a few that cracked me up...

Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she left her purse on the ark.

Yo mama so old that she went to third grade with Jesus.

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

My youngest son actually borrowed a book last night that has the "yo mama is so" jokes....here's a few that cracked me up...

Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she left her purse on the ark.

Yo mama so old that she went to third grade with Jesus.
OH my goodness those are hilarious! ^_^


Well, Happy Birthday Lisa!

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Don't let anyone tell you 40 is old...it's not! I expect my 40's will be the best time of our lives! :clap:

Hope you have a great day...:hug:

[JacktheCatholic]

You guys are hilarious... LOL :D

[Lisa0315]

I just found this!:eek:

Love you guys, and Thanks! ^_^ I can't wait to show this to my husband. :hug:

Lisa

[rmw8855]

Happy Birthday Lisa.

Don't listen to them 40 is great - just ask Trekki :D

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Happy Birthday Lisa.

Don't listen to them 40 is great - just ask Trekki :D
^_^ Yep! :thumbsup:

[ContentInHim]

40 is old? :doh:

Not at all! Though on my 40th a (then but not now) really good friend gave me a card with buzzards circling a birthday cake burning down with tons of candles. Can't even remember the punchline! LOL!

[Lisa0315]

I took a trip to Mexico this summer on business. We toured Boot Hill on the way home. I am wondering if maybe, I should have stayed there...:P

Lisa

[rmw8855]

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[Lisa0315]

Wow! That was a BIG number! :eek: :D

Lisa

[rmw8855]

Wow! That was a BIG number! :eek: :D

Lisa

That's okay I hit it last February.^_^

[Time2BCounted]

ya'll are still youngins :D

Enjoy 40 while you can lol

[BarbaraJean]

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[~*Lady Trekki*~]

That's okay I hit it last February.^_^
Me too!! :D What day?

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

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That's beautiful Barb...:thumbsup:

[Debi1967]

Happy BDAY and congrats on your appointment soon as well.

But I am telling you all I am going to start hiding my age and telling you I am constantly 16 with a whole lot of experience if you keep telling me and everyone that 40 is over the hill ......:P

[Macrina]

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[Criada]

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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY

Have a wonderful day and an even better year!
God bless you. :hug:

[rushingwind62]

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Birthdays are suppose to be joyous and happy. But all I see are reminders that once you hit 40 your in Depends, your teeth are soaking in the cup on the nightstand, the corns on your toes are hurting, and the wrinkle cream don't work anymore. Well I ain't going to do that Lisa, I'll just wish you Happy Birthday instead.

[Lisa0315]

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Birthdays are suppose to be joyous and happy. But all I see are reminders that once you hit 40 your in Depends, your teeth are soaking in the cup on the nightstand, the corns on your toes are hurting, and the wrinkle cream don't work anymore. Well I ain't going to do that Lisa, I'll just wish you Happy Birthday instead.

^_^

[Tangeloper]

Bringing you wishes for a Happy Birthday tomorrow, Lisa!

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[~free~]

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:hug::hug::hug:

[rmw8855]

Me too!! :D What day?

28 - How about you?

[rmw8855]

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[~*Lady Trekki*~]

28 - How about you? The 7th...:D Just another reason we get along so well...we're almost born on the same day. :P



I'll give you 40 reasons why 40 is a great year!

1. Life is just now starting to make sense. We're at the middle of the race and have 40 more years to figure out the rest.
2. Done having babies...usually. ;)
3. We're finally seen as responsible adults...usually. :P
4. We actually have some wisdom from our studies in Life 101.
5. Retirement is closer!
6-40. Still finding these out myself...will get back to ou when I know more. :sorry:

[Nicki4Christ]

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[3girls2dogs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA


:tutu::tutu::tutu::tutu:

[KarenJoy]

Happy Birthday, Lisa

[Gregged]

Happy Birthday Lisa

:clap::tutu::pink::clap::tutu::pink::clap::tutu::pink::clap::tutu::pink:

:hug: Hope this year sees your hearts desires become reality :hug:

[Lisa0315]

Thankages! :hug:

[Macrina]

I think 40 is fabulous! :clap:

I think you should get all dolled up and have a night on the town!

[Time2BCounted]

May your 40th year be your best ever

God bless you and yours sis