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[muffler dragon]

I don't believe I had informed everyone here that my wife is pregnant with our second child. Yesterday was twenty weeks, and we went in for THE ultrasound today.

We found out that we're going to be having a baby boy!

All three of us are quite happy. No names have been decided upon, but we'll be getting on it.

[Talmidah]

I don't believe I had informed everyone here that my wife is pregnant with our second child. Yesterday was twenty weeks, and we went in for THE ultrasound today.

We found out that we're going to be having a baby boy!

All three of us are quite happy. No names have been decided upon, but we'll be getting on it.

:clap: That's great!!!!! Give my best to your girls (and tiny boy!)

[Bananna]

Mozel Tov

May God grant you pleasant days and a fat happy baby in due time.

[christianmomof3]

:hug: Congratulations! May the Lord bless your family :prayer:

[A_Pioneer]

Mazel tov!

Shalom u'vrachot

[Wags]

Mazel Tov!

[muffler dragon]

:clap: That's great!!!!! Give my best to your girls (and tiny boy!)

Mozel Tov

May God grant you pleasant days and a fat happy baby in due time.

:hug: Congratulations! May the Lord bless your family :prayer:

Mazel tov!

Shalom u'vrachot

Mazel Tov!

Thank you very much, everyone. Well, everyone but Tal. :P :D

[Talmidah]

Well, everyone but Tal. :P :D

Ya verás, dragoncito...:cool:

[visionary]

Mufflerdragon gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and announces to everyone on MJ, his wife has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the he just shrugs, "That's about average, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical baby boy in our family."

Congratulations showered him from all around & many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.

One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the MJ.
Everyone asks him "Say, you're the father of that typical baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." Now we are puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
MufflerDragon takes his time and with a twinkle in his eye proudly says:
"Had him circumcised".

[muffler dragon]

Ya verás, dragoncito...:cool:

ROTFLMAOOL!!! You rock, Tal.

[A_Pioneer]

That is the cutest, off color joke I have ever read on a Christian Forum! LOL

[muffler dragon]

Mufflerdragon gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and announces to everyone on MJ, his wife has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the he just shrugs, "That's about average, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical baby boy in our family."

Congratulations showered him from all around & many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.

One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the MJ.
Everyone asks him "Say, you're the father of that typical baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." Now we are puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
MufflerDragon takes his time and with a twinkle in his eye proudly says:
"Had him circumcised".

Oh My, that hurts the stomach! ^_^

After I informed my parents that we could tell it was a boy, because something was about "mid-thigh". My father responded, "Yeah... I happen to recall when you were born. Not a chance."

[ChavaK]

Mazel Tov, MD!!!!!

[muffler dragon]

Mazel Tov, MD!!!!!

Thank you very much.

[stone]

Congratulations!

:clap:

[muffler dragon]

Congratulations!

:clap:

Thank you, stone.

[Torah]

Mozel Tov muffler dragon!

“And May he be a masculine son”

[muffler dragon]

Mozel Tov muffler dragon!

“And May he be a masculine son”

LOL! Thank you, Torah.

[GerTzedek]

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[muffler dragon]

http://www.uscj.org/canadian/usy/maz3.gif

Cool Picture! Thank you, GT.

[Torah613]

Mazel Tov! What a great Joy for all of Klal Yisrail!

Yochanan

[muffler dragon]

Mazel Tov! What a great Joy for all of Klal Yisrail!

Yochanan

Thank you, JK.

[ChazakEmunah]

Mazel Tov MD! May your wife have a safe and easy birth!

[ContentInHim]

MD - congratulations! That's wonderful news! :hug:

And Vis - that story is absolutely priceless! :D

[muffler dragon]

Mazel Tov MD! May your wife have a safe and easy birth!

MD - congratulations! That's wonderful news! :hug:

And Vis - that story is absolutely priceless! :D

Thank you both very much.