marlon64
30th May 2007, 06:29 PM
ok this is what is happening
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Allison, and we were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay but she still got a D. this is because her teacher is a prick.
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
so i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. shes a bit confused and scared.
So i think to myself - yo i need lube right? cuz my friend said i need to lube up her [wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth] otherwise it wont fit properly.
Ok so I have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now she says i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help u guyz are relly smart and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Allison, and we were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay but she still got a D. this is because her teacher is a prick.
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
so i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. shes a bit confused and scared.
So i think to myself - yo i need lube right? cuz my friend said i need to lube up her [wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth] otherwise it wont fit properly.
Ok so I have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now she says i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help u guyz are relly smart and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?