ctay
7th February 2007, 11:11 AM
ACTS 2:38 *Wednesday laugh for the day*
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man
to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY... and
remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one!
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man
to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY... and
remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one!