[OPEN] The Manly Men Mens Thread - No girls allowed! [OPEN]

[P_G]

There now gentlemen we have a thread of our own

What shall we discuss!

Rules

1 No Drama Queens :swoon:

2 No embarrassing subjects :blush: having to do with girl stuff

3 No really hard questions we don't have answers to :scratch:

4 No Extended hugging remember the 3 pat rule :hug:

and #5

NO BALLET DANCING :tutu:

SONS OF THUNDER

YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[P_G]

OK then

Now seems to me that deer season is about to open in Pennsylvania here is the first question for discussion.

After you have shot your deer how long do you have to bleed it to make sure all the blood is out of it? Also if you get a pretty heavy one does any one have any tips on how to hoist it up by yourself?

PG

[P_G]

Second topic

Now mind you I don't drink alcohol but I know some do. And since Football season is upon us nothing says Sunday to a messianic man like sitting around in sweat pants and watching the game with a cold one.

Are there any Kosher beers? This may be important

You know I recently realized that some potatoe chips are cooked in Lard so here is a tip guys watch for that heckster on the bag before hitting the dip! By the way Helluvagood dips are OU

PG

[Eben Abram]

Shalom Alecheim

Firemens Carry for Deer, moose you can't lift.

If you contact a Orthodox Rabbi especially say Chabaddnick, he will tell you how to Dispatch and Hunt correctly in case you were wondering about weaponry.....You are using a Bow? (grin)

Ahhh...., you're not a cohen are you or a pastor/teacher/priest?
Certain kohanim never shed blood, some are especially trained and selected.

In absence of Knowledge, (smile) Some will say..., If G-d put the deer in your sights, he wasn't telling you to take a picture.

Pulley and rope lifts all deer and if you have a come-a-long for your car, the point is moot.

When you have nothing a Log over a rock will lift the deer high enough to drain if you get it long enough and balance it right.

LOL if any of this was helpful....I am a Sage and Writer/sopher not a Hunter but I lived 15 years in Alaska.

Alecheim Shalom

Eben

[Eben Abram]

Shalom Alecheim

I shouldn't give you this link knowing American Palatte
http://www.milechai.com/jewishcooking/kosherfood/kosher-beer.html
(http://www.milechai.com/jewishcooking/kosherfood/kosher-beer.html)
But since Chabad drinks Crown Royale.....hiccup....

Alecheim Shalom Eben

[P_G]

You are correct I am a Roeh not Rabbi or Kohanim. I just have the wrong make up and education to take any other title. Though I am happy with what I have and I think can add to the kingdom where I am at.

Part of that is education mine came from Bible College not Yeshiva though that is getting fixed even now. It is very hard to keep "going back to school" when you have a family to care for you know?

I never even saw a moose let alone shot one (sorry no bow) I have been bear hunting but think it is better if you are wearing your britches when you hunt.

PG

[ContraMundum]

There now gentlemen we have a thread of our own

What shall we discuss!

Rules

1 No Drama Queens :swoon:

2 No embarrassing subjects :blush: having to do with girl stuff

3 No really hard questions we don't have answers to :scratch:

4 No Extended hugging remember the 3 pat rule :hug:

and #5

NO BALLET DANCING :tutu:

SONS OF THUNDER

YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
..and all this coming from a guy with a lunch lady on his profile.

[stone]

ooooo:)

I'd like to sample that beer from Israel. Gonna have to keep me eyes peeled for some.

[ContraMundum]

ooooo:)

I'd like to sample that beer from Israel. Gonna have to keep me eyes peeled for some.
It's no too bad at all, actually.

[P_G]

I think it is cool that Miller and Coors is Kosher you know it?

And no picking on the lunch lady

PG

[stone]

Does this mean anheuser is not kosher or could it be that its just not prefferred?

[P_G]

I am frying my Empire Turkey today

And roasting another one!

Do you guys think that 10 pounds of meat per person is enough?

pg

[ContraMundum]

I am frying my Empire Turkey today

And roasting another one!

Do you guys think that 10 pounds of meat per person is enough?

pg
...only if you killed it yourself. Otherwise, use more.

[P_G]

I agree I shall go out and get another Turkey

Where is my shotgun?

[ContraMundum]

I agree I shall go out and get another Turkey

Where is my shotgun?
Shotgun? Use a Bowie knife and wear a lioncloth!

[stone]

10 lbs each should be enough.

Mine is bakeing, and now as of the last hour or so, i'm haveing more and more guests arriveing, and food... :yum:

[P_G]

Oh my is there food left over!

My goodness folks don't eat like I figured they would

PG

[Torah]

ooooo:)

I'd like to sample that beer from Israel. Gonna have to keep me eyes peeled for some.
Stone, PM me and I'll send you one. No joke.
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[Torah]

Oh my is there food left over!

My goodness folks don't eat like I figured they would

PG
Not in public they don’t.
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[Torah]

I am frying my Empire Turkey today

And roasting another one!

Do you guys think that 10 pounds of meat per person is enough?

pg
I smoked an Empire Turkey yesterday, and today baked one on the grill. [Wrapped it in foil]

[Eben Abram]

Shalom Alecheim

LOL.....

Kosher rating also COSTS alot of money......Go figure out who wants the business and is willing to pay....but if you look close at food you will find the very generic Circle U for almost all Kosher Close foods

Besides P_G if you find something you want to drink and it is not Kashrut........Claim you're reform.....(smile)

The Greatest Orthodox Rabbi I met said if you exclude for reason of becoming what is not already natural, then your Kasher has become a castration of what the ALmighty made you to be.

(smile) There is more IN judaism than the most adherent of Torah Messianic would have realized and Grace is not a foreign idea proposed by Saul/Paul but a continuation of another sect of Jewich thought that existed in Pauls day and He studied.

He merely found out HOW it applied now.....and Who.

Alecheim Shalom

Eben

[MattyJames]

What is empire turkey?

here we have bush turkey...but no empire turkey!!

MJ

[Steve Petersen]

Good news!

According to Conservative Judiasm, all alcohoic drinks are Kosher!

<Steve flops back into his recliner and downs a few ounces of Berentsen Apfelkorn.>

[Torah]

What is empire turkey?

here we have bush turkey...but no empire turkey!!

MJ
“empire turkey” is the Turkey of Turkey. He is the largest of all Turkeys. Standing at 4 foot 5 inches full grown. Some have been recorded to grow as large as 6 foot.

[Torah]

“empire turkey” is the Turkey of Turkey. He is the largest of all Turkeys. Standing at 4 foot 5 inches full grown.
Just Joking! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_20.gif
“empire” in the name of the company that sells Kosher Poultry.

http://www.empirekosher.com/ (http://www.empirekosher.com/)

[Torah]

Good news!

According to Conservative Judiasm, all alcohoic drinks are Kosher!

<Steve flops back into his recliner and downs a few ounces of Berentsen Apfelkorn.>
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[Torah]

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY


One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the
store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,
and
re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying
news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep, SHE'S BLONDE!

[stone]

San Antonio is the closest city to me that sells Empire Turkeys, and other kosher stuff. I'll add this place to my list of places to visit within the next few months.

:thumbsup:

[stone]

I've got an idea for a new method of torture for the military to use over in Afghan and IraQ.

Play the same video of a kids show over and over. The same one. Something like Barney or Teletubbies.

I guarantee after a day or two of that, they will be balling in tears on the floor anxious to give up the locations of bombs and such, just to turn off the tv!

I know it would work for me.

Maybe christmas music would work too? :scratch:

[P_G]

You know what?

I walked in on Friday and I shut down the music and I told them at work you got your choice Christmas music or Technical department it will be your choice.

Needless to say they chose to have me continue working :)

Hey anyone ever make their own Hanukkiah? I was thinking I might have just enough time to make something up out in the garrage

PG

[stone]

What is a Hanukkiah? and how can i make one?

[Torah]

What is a Hanukkiah? and how can i make one?
We have made Hanukkah from: Tree branches that has had 9 branches, mixing flower & water, 9 candles on a small log, My favorite that I made was from the cartridge shells that I got from a WWII German Lugar that belonged to a German officer from a Jewish work camp that my father-in-law got when he was over there. Now that WWII German Lugar is used for a Hanukkah. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_107.gif
Some big stores sell Hanukkah. A few years back I bought a nice elect one for under $20.

Hanukkah
The nine-branched candelabra for Hanukkah has eight candle holders to
commemorate the eight days of Hanukkah and a separate one for the Shamash
candle that lights each of the other candles.


Hanukkah Blessings http://hanukkah.123holiday.net/hanukkah_blessings.html (http://hanukkah.123holiday.net/hanukkah_blessings.html)

Homemade Hanukkah Menorah http://www.jewishpub.org/children/hanukkah/menorah.php (http://www.jewishpub.org/children/hanukkah/menorah.php)


Magnificent Menorahs
Make your own version of this meaningful candleholder to celebrate the eight days of Hanukkah. And get your kids involved!
Menorah Moments (http://fun.familyeducation.com/hanukkah/crafts/47143.html)

Egg Carton Menorah (http://fun.familyeducation.com/hanukkah/childrens-art-activities/37035.html)

Handmade Menorah (http://fun.familyeducation.com/hanukkah/gifts/45231.html)

Handprint Menorah (http://fun.familyeducation.com/hanukkah/childrens-art-activities/37034.html)

Menorah (http://fun.familyeducation.com/hanukkah/crafts/36849.html)


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Menorahs
http://www.judaicaenterprises.com/catalog.asp?dept=301005 (http://www.judaicaenterprises.com/catalog.asp?dept=301005)

How to Prepare for Hanukkah
http://www.ehow.com/how_11615_prepare-hanukkah.html (http://www.ehow.com/how_11615_prepare-hanukkah.html)

What is a Menorah?
http://judaism.about.com/cs/hanukkah/f/Menorah.htm (http://judaism.about.com/cs/hanukkah/f/Menorah.htm)

About Hanukkah

All About Hanukkah (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/a/abouthanukkah.htm)The Story of Hanukkah (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/a/hanukkahstory.htm)Photos of Hanukkah in Jerusalem (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/ss/han_jerusalem.htm)

Celebrating Hanukkah

How to Light the Hanukkah Menorah (http://judaism.about.com/cs/chanukahgeneral/ht/hol_chan_light.htm)
How to Recite Hanukkah Blessings (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/qt/hanukablessings.htm)How to Play Dreidel (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukahhowtos/ht/dreidel.htm)

Hanukah Fun and Food

Hanukkah Activities for Children (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/a/hanukkahkids.htm)Free Hanukkah Coloring Pages for Children (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukah/a/han_kidspages.htm)Hanukkah Menu and Recipes (http://judaism.about.com/od/chanukahrecipes/Hanukkah_Recipes.htm)

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Shalom
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[stone]

thank you! :wave:

[stone]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3432265409994388404&q=This+guy+is+the+Freaking+Funniest+Guy+Ever


i was gonna say that your gonna have to cut and paste the above, but when i came in here to edit, to add a comment, it underlined, looks like its working now.

[P_G]

Oh man that was too funny!

I needed a laugh too cause I woke up this morning to no heat in the house. The oil filter got clogged up and then the line into the house must have gotten clogged too or frozen or something.

So rather than my usual hot shower I took a bath in fuel oil.

Getting ready to make that infamous 3rd trip to the hardware store right now!

But you know I took the time out to praise G-d anyways! I kinda wanted a day off from work. Guess he made that happen you know?


PG

[MattyJames]

Bath in Fuel oil!!! What the??

Sounds lovely.

MJ

[stone]

ok, i saw the funniest thing the other day while sitting in an intersection.

I was sitting in a 4-way intersection, and i noticed ahead infront of me, 1st, the santa claus suit, hat, boots and all. The next thing i notice is the front of the really big truck, then that the santa claus suit is attached to the front of the truck! Looks like santa got run over by a chevy! ha! No christmas this year, lol

[P_G]

You know I have a 1 ton F250 that would look good like that!

[MattyJames]

LOL!! That would be funny!

I saw one the other day with a head of a deer on the front B'bar and it had flying googles and a cape round its neck...LOL...was funny too.

Hey, while on the topic of trucks. I'm looking for a Chev ute that can tow 4 ton thats under 1998. Over here the after sales is non existant because Chev is an import. Any ideas?

Also, I'm currently looking at a 1993 Chev Silvarado 1500. Its done really low Miles and seems to be in reasonable condition for its age. You american fellas heard any comebacks on this model at all??

Thanks fellas,

Matt James

[P_G]

The Silverado is a good truck but I am not 100% sure that it can haul 4 tons. Are you SURE you need that much snot? What are you going to haul that is 4 tons?

If you need to go that much you will probably need at least a Dualy with a 5th wheel on it. Or you could look at like a F350 / F450 class truck chassis.

I would go with diesel if you are going for that kind of a rig due to the low end torque that they can develop

PG

[MattyJames]

The Silverado is a good truck but I am not 100% sure that it can haul 4 tons. Are you SURE you need that much snot? What are you going to haul that is 4 tons?

If you need to go that much you will probably need at least a Dualy with a 5th wheel on it. Or you could look at like a F350 / F450 class truck chassis.

I would go with diesel if you are going for that kind of a rig due to the low end torque that they can develop

PG

Maybe over there they can pull 4 ton, but here they only allow them to pull 3.5 ton. I got a Range Rover with a 4.4 V8 convertion under the donk, and it can pull 4 ton. Amazing little vehical, but underpowered. Which is why I'm looking for either a 350 or 400 chev. Otherwise, I'll put a 302 ford under the donk for the extra sting.

I'm a tree lopper and I have to cart the big logs...doesn't take long to get 4 ton of logs.

Ohh...and F series are wayyyy to dear over here. Almost double the chev...status symbol.

Gotta go get some more logs...boys are waiting for me.

regards,

Matt James

[Torah]

Yo Stone, Did you ever get that bottle of Israeli beer I sent you? I stopped at the post office and they told me that without confirmation # they could not trace it. But they did say that if the bottle had been broken they would have sealed it in plastic and sent it back to me. So! If you have not gotten it, then I presume it got stolen. Let me know.
Shalom

[Torah]

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[stone]

never got it, i imagine it got lost in the holiday traffic, i'm sure some mail man was a bit happier.

I did find some mormons knocking on my door a week or so ago. They haven't returned yet...:scratch:

[Torah]

never got it, i imagine it got lost in the holiday traffic, i'm sure some mail man was a bit happier.

I did find some mormons knocking on my door a week or so ago. They haven't returned yet...:scratch:
PM me your address again. and Ill UPS it.

[MattyJames]

Deleted by MJ

[stone]

I"m sure it wasn't serious, i read it as a bit of a joke, humour.

[varsity]

It does stereotype men. None of the three apply to me, and I'm 62 years old and happily married.

[Torah]

I apologize to Matt and any other men who was offended by this Joke. I have removed it.

[P_G]

Hey we are back open again!

Question: We as messianics talk alot about the Moedim and not celebrating things like Christmas and Easter. What are your thoughts about the Super Bowl?

I mean it has almost turned into another holiday. Do you guys have superbowl parties or just forget it?

Thoughts?

PG

[stone]

I've never thought about it like that, in fact, i haven't watched a football game (nfl) this season. I'm thinking about watching the superbowl but i probably won't.

[P_G]

See I like to do a superbowl party and try to go to one if I can.

Actually I just like the snacks but of course that leads to a whole host of peperoni type problems! I was thinking to do one this year. Kosher!

Mostly I think it is a good chance for the guys to get together for a bit. Well that and eat chicken wings and chips.

But what about it is it a holiday? Should we stay clear of it? What about 4th of July?

PG

[Torah]

Hey we are back open again!

Question: We as messianics talk alot about the Moedim and not celebrating things like Christmas and Easter. What are your thoughts about the Super Bowl?

I mean it has almost turned into another holiday. Do you guys have superbowl parties or just forget it?

Thoughts?

PG
Hey we are back open again!

Question: We as messianic talk allot about the Moedim and not celebrating things like Christmas and Easter. What are your thoughts about the Super Bowl?
The deferent’s I believe is that Christmas and Easter have been created to worship G-d with, but have taken and was birthed with and from pagan form of worshiping of the Sun-god. And then offered to G-d or put in his face [sort of to speak]

Football was or is not offered or never was intended to be offered to G-d in any way as a form of worship to him. BUT! [That’s a big but] I do believe that to many football has become a god. :bow:

I mean it has almost turned into another holiday. Do you guys have super bowl parties or just forget it?

Bottom line, football is just a game, and kept in it’s proper prospective as being just a game, I’m cool with it. :thumbsup:

Thoughts?

My thoughts; I use to LOVE football. But it become a money sport [like Monday night football was taken off the air just so they could charge people to watch it on cable or satellite hookup] just like all sports and I don’t care that much about watching football now days. But! I still like to get together with some friends and watching the Super Bowl, I saw the first Super Bowl, and have watched every one since. When they make you pay to see it, I will not watch it no more. I already have ordered 2 cases of chicken wings [72 wings total] my wife makes the greatest hot wings you ever tasted.:yum: {and I help)
Thanks PG for opening this thread back up

[stone]

I'm thinking of going over to my brother n law's and watching it.


As far as it being worshipped as a god goes, it brings to mind the Aztecs. This is what i found:

The games of the Aztec (http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/meso/cultures/aztec_empire.html) and many other cultures of Latin America, were activities for entertainment and sport. At times, these games were played for ritual and sacrificial purposes. A ball court was found in the temples at La Venta (http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/meso/sites/la_venta.html) of the Olmecs (http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/meso/cultures/olmec.html) who lived in the hotland of the Gulf Coast, where rubber grew. This court was used for the game Tlachtli which is the origin of basketball. Tlachtli was the game which was played from Honduras to Arizona as early as 500 B.C. It was played in a rectangular court and the ball was made of hard rubber. In the middle of the court hung a stone or wooden ring "basket". The players used only the legs, hips or elbows to hit the ball. This game was considered sacred and was played in front of the elite. The losers of Tlachtli would be killed.


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I guess as long as the loseing team isn't executed we should be cool ey? lol

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http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/topics/games.html

[Torah]

I'm thinking of going over to my brother n law's and watching it.


As far as it being worshipped as a god goes, it brings to mind the Aztecs. This is what i found:

The games of the Aztec (http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/meso/cultures/aztec_empire.html) and many other cultures of Latin America, were activities for entertainment and sport. At times, these games were played for ritual and sacrificial purposes. A ball court was found in the temples at La Venta (http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/meso/sites/la_venta.html) of the Olmecs (http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/meso/cultures/olmec.html) who lived in the hotland of the Gulf Coast, where rubber grew. This court was used for the game Tlachtli which is the origin of basketball. Tlachtli was the game which was played from Honduras to Arizona as early as 500 B.C. It was played in a rectangular court and the ball was made of hard rubber. In the middle of the court hung a stone or wooden ring "basket". The players used only the legs, hips or elbows to hit the ball. This game was considered sacred and was played in front of the elite. The losers of Tlachtli would be killed.


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I guess as long as the loseing team isn't executed we should be cool ey? lol

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http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/prehistory/latinamerica/topics/games.html
Stone I saw this on PBS a few years back. The game was used for religious purposes “The losers of Tlachtli would be killed.” offered to the Sun-god. Good way to keep sacrifices supplied. :eek:

[Torah]

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[stone]

I saw a documentary over the weekend on how chickens are separated by machines. They begin with an assembly line of workers that clean them. The entire process is very sanitary from beginning to start. All of the machines are kept clean.

The only meat that ever passes through those machines are chicken, of course, since that is what they are engineered for. That would make them biblically clean.

It was cool to see a vat about the size of one of those cement truck mixing vessells filled quickly with buffalo wings. The seasonings added and all mixed up together took no time at all it appeared.

I'm getting hungry now.

[stone]

Who's playing in the superbowl this year?

[MattyJames]

Don't care much for sport. Besides - we don't have the superbowl over here. LOL Sounds like a glorified breakfeast to me!! LOL. Speaking of breakfeast...

MJ

[familyminded]

Hows life in the tropics? Been out fishing much of late? How is youer family doing now.
Fancy meeting you here :-) :wave:
Sincerely, you know who :-) or do you?

[MattyJames]

Hows life in the tropics? Been out fishing much of late? How is youer family doing now.
Fancy meeting you here :-) :wave:
Sincerely, you know who :-) or do you?

Well Well, hello there!! :wave: You still got that freezing weather down there???LOL :D

Yeh its good here at the moment. Actually we've had heaps of rain - been raining for two days. So its been a sopping day at work!! Better then the heat IMO.

Everyones well up here. I trust the same is for you? Mums had the bub - in case you haven't seen the thread yet.

Well I welcome you to this little corner of the net. I pray you come with an open heart and willing mind. I look forward to your future imput. I don't think you can Private Message me yet - but once you get a few posts up you will be able to. Untill then - just drop us an email if you need help.

Pass on my regards to the family.

regards,

Matt James

[stone]

You guys ever seen the shining?

lol this is funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l83SY_vqlyc