Matthan
6th October 2006, 11:24 PM
Has anyone heard any good CLEAN jokes lately?
I have one that I think is really cute. It seems that the small town busybody, her name is Ethel, was the bane of the town and the local Baptist Church that she was a member of. She was always nosing around and making accusations on anyone she felt was not doing good Christian work. She was feared enough that nearly everyone gave her a wide birth so as not to get her tongue wagging on them.
A Mennonite farm family came to town one day for their weekly shopping trip. Since there were few parking spaces available, Ivan "parked" his buggy in front of the local bar. Then the family went into the general store down the street to do their shopping. When they returned to their buggy a couple of hours later, there was a note on the seat from Ethel. It read, "Thou shall not go into bars and drink whiskey. Remember that the Lord and the Town are watching you!"
Well now, this got Ivan's attention. So that evening, right after darkness fell, he drove his buggy into town and quietly "parked" it right in front of Ethel's house. And he left it there all night....
Matthan
I have one that I think is really cute. It seems that the small town busybody, her name is Ethel, was the bane of the town and the local Baptist Church that she was a member of. She was always nosing around and making accusations on anyone she felt was not doing good Christian work. She was feared enough that nearly everyone gave her a wide birth so as not to get her tongue wagging on them.
A Mennonite farm family came to town one day for their weekly shopping trip. Since there were few parking spaces available, Ivan "parked" his buggy in front of the local bar. Then the family went into the general store down the street to do their shopping. When they returned to their buggy a couple of hours later, there was a note on the seat from Ethel. It read, "Thou shall not go into bars and drink whiskey. Remember that the Lord and the Town are watching you!"
Well now, this got Ivan's attention. So that evening, right after darkness fell, he drove his buggy into town and quietly "parked" it right in front of Ethel's house. And he left it there all night....
Matthan