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Matthan
6th October 2006, 11:24 PM
Has anyone heard any good CLEAN jokes lately?

I have one that I think is really cute. It seems that the small town busybody, her name is Ethel, was the bane of the town and the local Baptist Church that she was a member of. She was always nosing around and making accusations on anyone she felt was not doing good Christian work. She was feared enough that nearly everyone gave her a wide birth so as not to get her tongue wagging on them.

A Mennonite farm family came to town one day for their weekly shopping trip. Since there were few parking spaces available, Ivan "parked" his buggy in front of the local bar. Then the family went into the general store down the street to do their shopping. When they returned to their buggy a couple of hours later, there was a note on the seat from Ethel. It read, "Thou shall not go into bars and drink whiskey. Remember that the Lord and the Town are watching you!"

Well now, this got Ivan's attention. So that evening, right after darkness fell, he drove his buggy into town and quietly "parked" it right in front of Ethel's house. And he left it there all night....

Matthan

country
7th October 2006, 05:42 AM
Lol

Atlantians
7th October 2006, 06:37 AM
I don't exactly get it. :P

ConservativeChristian97
7th October 2006, 07:51 AM
lol! That's cute. :)

christian73
7th October 2006, 09:07 AM
^_^

That's good.

MrJim
7th October 2006, 09:20 AM
Yeah, that's pretty good

Jim1927
7th October 2006, 12:03 PM
Better a glass of whiskey to soothe a cold, than a loose tongue to calm the bold.

clever chap, he was.

Cheers,

Jim

Oh, I would never promote alcohol, ma'am....lol

mlqurgw
7th October 2006, 12:29 PM
You can tell he was Anabaptist instead of Baptist. Any good Baptist would have parked around the back where he couldn't have been seen. :)

christian73
7th October 2006, 01:58 PM
You can tell he was Anabaptist instead of Baptist. Any good Baptist would have parked around the back where he couldn't have been seen. :)



^_^

RichardT
7th October 2006, 02:19 PM
I don't get it :(, I read it 3 times and tried to come to as many conclusions as possible, all of them didn't work. Please explain the joke to me :(

mlqurgw
7th October 2006, 03:59 PM
I don't get it :(, I read it 3 times and tried to come to as many conclusions as possible, all of them didn't work. Please explain the joke to me :(
At 16 the fact that you don't get it is a good thing.

Jim1927
7th October 2006, 04:56 PM
If she could besmirch his good name for parking in front of the hotel, he could besmirch her name (the gossip) by parking in front of her house...

Cheers,

Jim