Mucking about with Max

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Oh darn...I thought there would be glitter...

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[pdudgeon]

Alas, though the odds be stacked against him, :eek:
I shall rally to the aid of my friend in arms, 'fender the Brave!

[FallingWaters]

I don't get it. What is the war between Max and Fender about??

[ravenscape]

I dunno for sure, but they sure kept the armory busy building weapons for the food fight.

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[FallingWaters]

oh that's easy. I'm right and he's not. ;)

(stress relief and building bonds of friendship really :) )Hmm. Well, I choose the right side.

[FallingWaters]

However, if Fender becomes too much of an underdog, I may have to switch over to his side, depending on what's at stake.

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[Crazy Liz]

Who is Fender?

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[ravenscape]

Pirate's curfew? :eek:

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[FallingWaters]

oh no. NO switching teams will be allowed except at a thread split. :PPerhaps there shall be a Mutiny!<evil laugh>

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[FallingWaters]

NOT AGAIN! That's how this war started! Fender defected to the darkside!Aww. Poor you.

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[Redeemed_Warrior]

*walks into thread with a massive tin of tuna in brine the worst tuna you can get for its size* "Maxie Pooh I have a Gift for you" *giggles*

[ravenscape]

So, what was the biohazard suit about?

[Redeemed_Warrior]

"Run raven, get away before its too late" *Pulls max down from the lurking bar and hits him with tuna*

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[ravenscape]

I know...it's cuz I won't make you that litter box you keep asking for.

[Cat59]

I'm neutral
Fender lives too close to me
Things could spill over into real life.
Besides then I get to hit both of you with the odd fish if needed...

[Cat59]

I know...it's cuz I won't make you that litter box you keep asking for.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

He'll be in seventh heaven if you do...

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Good idea welsh people need to stay friendly ;)

*takes the advantage and beats max with a large cod steak*

[Cat59]

Is there a hose pipe in the armoury, raven?
Think I should aquire one, just in case....

[Redeemed_Warrior]

See he is hiding he fears the fish :P

[pdudgeon]

**comes in equipped with a swordfish, and tosses an extra one to 'fender**

these come in handy at times, friend.;)

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Thank you my friend :D

[pdudgeon]

**chopps head off of swordfish,and cleans out head. shoves swordfish head onto left hand like a glove.***



yep, this will do nicely!:thumbsup: :D

[Redeemed_Warrior]

very handy indeed :P now to beat max when he arrives

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[Redeemed_Warrior]

Not scooby doo, Flintstones ;)

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[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon steps in and neatly impales squid bomb on her sword fish**

:P :P you missed!;)

[pdudgeon]

**takes squid bomb off of sword fish and hands it to 'fender**
(you might need this later;) )

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[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon scoops up the fish brains and rolls them down the deck at Max, then waves to the seagulls overhead:wave: .**

'Hey, are you guys hungry???"

[Redeemed_Warrior]

*launches rocket powered stale cakes from Lidls at Max*

[FallingWaters]

/me sneaks up behind defender and cuts the suspenders holding his pants up and runs away laughing as fenders tough guy pirate pants fall down around his ankles revealing that he is wearing scooby doo underoos!^_^

[FallingWaters]

Now THIS is entertainment!

[Redeemed_Warrior]

indeed we are the funny mods of CF should see our stage show ;)

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[Redeemed_Warrior]

Have you tried Lidls cakes? they are yummy :)

[Redeemed_Warrior]

*defender pulls up pants* *laughs at Max in ugly brown dress*

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[Redeemed_Warrior]

*snickers because he is not putting back on his pants but a pair he found in max's wardrobe next to his selection of old lady dresses*

[WalksWithChrist]

Um...huh?http://www.GlitterMaker.com/index.php?style=3&imageText=WHAT%27S+THIS+THREAD+ABOUT%3F%3F&loadFont=Creampuff&bgColor=FFFFFF&textSize=62&textAngle=0http://www.GlitterMaker.com/%5D%5BIMG%5Dhttp://graphics.GlitterMaker.com/5/689/115351083036688.gif

[pdudgeon]

** using the gulls as cover, pdudgeon unfurls her wings and flies over the starboard railing, skimming the sea, and comes back onboard to hide behind the stack of crates.**

[pdudgeon]

**while waiting her turn she happens to notice the lettering on the crates.*

"A-HA! just what I need!":thumbsup:

[Quantos]

LOL Saw the thread, and thought it was about 3D Max (Graphics Program)

/me Wonders away

[Cat59]

must be a UK thing . . . .
Lidl's cakes?
Never go to a posh tea party or food fight without some...

[pdudgeon]

**waves Hi:wave: to Quantos and Cat59*

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[Cat59]

that's not my wardrobe . . . that's cats wardrobe . . . . silly fender. I'm American. We don't have wardrobes. We have built-in closets. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/brmax/smilies/yahoo_giggle.gif
Oo help.
I have a built in cupboard.
Does this mean I'm actually American.
And what is fender doing in my cupboard?
I keep my hamster in there so I hope he didn't break the cage and release him...
*waves at pdudgeon

[s_gunter]

Ick. Max? all light and goodness? :sick: as his supervisor, I know better.

Just messin' with ya Max. . . ;)

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[pdudgeon]

**thinks to herself 'yes, this will do nicely indeed!**
**pries off the lid with the swordfish (handy thing, that)
and shoves the crate at Max, catching him at the knees**

Hope you like caviar, Max!:thumbsup:

[Cat59]

EX-SQEEZE ME? I am as pure and innocent as a a new born lamb. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/brmax/smilies/yahoo_batting.gif
:eek:
I never knew newborn lambs were so ebil!!!

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Lidl's cakes?
Never go to a posh tea party or food fight without some... ever tried the choc muffins:yum:

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[Cat59]

chocolate muffins?
/me brushes caviar off himself and pulls a muffin launcher out from under his tunic and aims it a Fender . . .

DO you like your muffins with or without frosting?
*Cat gets out a vat of frosting...
Ready, aim.....

[Redeemed_Warrior]

I like them covered in choc chips :P

[Cat59]

*Cat gets out a vat of chocolate chips..
Ready, aim, fire!

[Lel]

/me gets out a vat of vegemite.

Ready....quit running!!!

[Cat59]

*Cat puts on an anti vegemite biohazard suit.

[Lel]

/me puts on the Ritz.

[Cat59]

*Cat calls upon the services of Young Frankenstein...

[Lel]

/me says something about Alice Cooper.

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[Lel]

Admit it, you would prefer fluff.

[pdudgeon]

:eek: HEY play fair!


filthy disgusting . . . .nasty . . . . BLECK! I'd almost rather get smothered in fluff . . . .:P

Hmmm, that can be arranged, right Lel???;) ;)
**diggs thru the crates for one labled 'fluff', and finds it!**

[pdudgeon]

**sneeks up behind Max and sloshes him with green fluff**

Ohh Max, you look so purdy in green!^_^ ^_^

[Lel]

Cute fluffy Max!

[Lel]

Fear the cute and fluffy!

[Cat59]

However much he fears the fluff, I have one thing he fears more...

http://graphics.glittermaker.com/3/310/115366450399305.gif

[Cat59]

*Cat covers Max in glitter...
http://graphics.glittermaker.com/8/331/115366469518470.gif

[Lel]

http://graphics.GlitterMaker.com/6/470/115366515765662.gif

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[ravenscape]

*Cat covers Max in glitter...
http://graphics.glittermaker.com/8/331/115366469518470.gif

Perfect!

Br. Max, it's not in your siggy yet. What's wrong?

[Cat59]

You didn't know my left ear contained deadly poison?
That dog is now dead as that squirrel...

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[Cat59]

no, no, not the comfy chair!!!

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[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon thinks Max could use a break**

Max, poor soul, you've been working way to hard on CF.
You should get out more--recreate, and enjoy yourself.
How about a nice game of nine pins, Hmmm?

**rolls bowling ball at Max**
**Max leaps aside and lands on the nice comfy chair**

[Lel]

Perfect!

Br. Max, it's not in your siggy yet. What's wrong?

It's not allowed, boy is he lucky, off on a technicality. ;)

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[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon hears Bro. Max calling for 'fender to open the door. **

*looks around for 'fender, but he's not to be had, apparently**

**wishing to be of service, she opens the door and calls out**

max, did you call for a wash job?

**blasts Max with the full force of a fire hose**

[s_gunter]

*while s_gunter stands by laughing. . .

[s_gunter]

*but seriously, I hand Max a towel to dry off.

[ravenscape]

* tosses Max a "Perseus Special" reflective water shield

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[pdudgeon]

**pdud chuckles and looks at Cat**

I didn't know they had a cat wash onboard the Black Pearl, did you?

**looks around for her drip dry wings and spray deodorizer
(very necessary for wet cat and wet wing smell)**

[Cat59]

I-am-not-happy.....

And when I am not happy, I start to plot.
And the Pixies are back in town, so watch out.


*Cat starts to plot in the corner under the hairdryer...

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[pdudgeon]

/me goes looking for a big can of pixie repellant. . . .

Cat - look at the bright side - you’re cooler now :sorry:


Hmmmm---cooler, 'eh???

Cat, i think it's about time we shared some of that 'coolness' with Bro. Max!;) ;)

**Cat and pdud together pick up an ice chest and dump it on Bro. Max**^_^

[Cat59]

/me goes looking for a big can of pixie repellant. . . .

Cat - look at the bright side - you’re cooler now :sorry:
*Pixies pull out a big can of glitter spray and aim it at Br Max...
After taking an anti repellant pill each, of course

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[Redeemed_Warrior]

*runs in screaming to cause a distraction*

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[pdudgeon]

*but before he gets to 'fender Bro. Max slips on the ice cubes, falls flat on his back and the pixies are all over him like white on rice!*

[Cat59]

But Cat - you LURVE ME!!
But the Pixies don't.
You've made the Pixies angry
And when they get angry, they spray everything in glitter...

Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

*The Pixies stand over Max, glitter spray cans in hand and laugh in a Pixie like fluffy fashion....

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[Cat59]

*The Pixies power up their anti iron force field...

Been reading the wrong books mate...

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[Redeemed_Warrior]

Hmmmm---cooler, 'eh???

Cat, i think it's about time we shared some of that 'coolness' with Bro. Max!;) ;)

**Cat and pdud together pick up an ice chest and dump it on Bro. Max**^_^ Yay you're a mod:hug:

[Cat59]

If you had read the latest edition of "Pixies in the UK" Vol 23, (3) p123-125, you would know that the anti iron forcefield overcomes all Pixie weaknesses.
Teach you to rely on books and not journals...

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[Cat59]

*sigh*
Max, you are SO behind the times..
Laser technology of course.
Which if you anger them anymore, you may get a personal demonstration on.
And compared to my scapel and scissors, they do the cutting in one neat move...

[Redeemed_Warrior]

whats with the rebel badge Cat :P

[Cat59]

It was a gift from a friend.

[Redeemed_Warrior]

cool :D so hows the family?

[Cat59]

Hot and bothered and getting in my hair in the school holidays.
*Cat recharges her fish while talking to Defens...

[Redeemed_Warrior]

lol *gets out lidls lollypops to beat max with*

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[Cat59]

:eek: scissors? Oh no you're not getting my bits . . . .

*Max takes a flying dive into a sock drawer and hides . . .
No, I'm not going to do anything.
The Pixies are going to, using laser technology that can pierce through the smelliest sock drawer...)

[ZACTAK]

::ZACTAK pops in::

Br. Max? What are you doing in the sock drawer? I see why News and Current Events is always smelly now! ^_^ It all makes sense!

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[Cat59]

You could try offering them beer...

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[Cat59]

No, they hate it.
It also tends to bring out their ebel side more than anything else (other than showing them a video of the 1966 world cup final (soccer) where the Pixie consortium had all their money on Germany...)

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[Cat59]

Money?
Large quantities of diamonds?
Signed picture of Robbie Williams?
(strange tastes Pixies have...)

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[Cat59]

Pixies don't like junk food...
Not even with mustard.

[Cat59]

*The Pixies get fed up of waiting, flood the sock drawer with glitter and fluff and leave, laughing evilly...

[ZACTAK]

Wow Max, you made a mess! :D:P

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[Cat59]

You probably didn't notice the Pixies used glue too...
You're still covered in fluff and glitter
Now and forever!!

[pdudgeon]

My goodness, Max, you look a fright!

**shipps Max off to the cleaners for a complete make-over, and alerts local news crew**

bulletin at 11, folks.:wave:

[ZACTAK]

::grabs the de-gluer gun::

hmm... I could use this to help Max out, or....

::drops the de-gluer in the shredder::

OOPS! :P

[Cat59]

Max, I think you need to recruit more people to your side.
You seem to be losing....

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[pdudgeon]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/brmax/EATMYF1.jpg

(Max was not quite awake one morning and mistook the tube of superglue for his chap stick)^_^

[Cat59]

This is special anti Teflon coating glue (designed and produced by Pixies, only £2.99, an absolute bargin! Send an SAE with the money NOW to get this once in a lifetime offer!!)

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[Cat59]

*Cat gets out her scissors
Don't insult my Pixie friends...

[pdudgeon]

*Cat gets out her scissors
Don't insult my Pixie friends...


**pdudgeon trades out her swordfish for her rotery cutter **

Well Cat, shall we 'slice and dice'?

[Cat59]

**pdudgeon trades out her swordfish for her rotery cutter **

Well Cat, shall we 'slice and dice'?
Why not..
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
*Cat looks in Max's direction...

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[Cat59]

*Cat clears her throat and speaks into the answer phone...
Max, just to let you know pdudgeon and I are waiting in the mucking about thread to give you a (looks at pdg)..um..nice surprise.
See you soon!

[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon practices twirling and holstering her rotery cutter like a 6 shooter**

(aside to Cat; "You know this thing cuts thru 8 layers of fabric at one slice?";) )

[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon rumages around in the crates and pulls out a few potatoes and a nice hunk of baccon**:yum:

[Cat59]

*Cat leaves another message on the answerphone...

Max? pdudgeon's doing some cooking...

[ZACTAK]

::walks in and sees knives flying around the room::

I'm out of here!

::runs the other direction::

[pdudgeon]

**the sizzling sounds and smells of breakfast cooking waft thru the air**

Cat, have you got that blower handy? we need to get these smells to Max.~~~~>>>>>>>>:wave:

[ravenscape]

MMMMMMmmmmmMMMM!

Home fries!

[Cat59]

*Cat wafts the smell in Max's direction...

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[Cat59]

NOT FAIR!! NOT FAIR!!

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*rolls eyes*

You think by crying like a woss I'll put my scissors away??

[pdudgeon]

you women always fight dirty. :P

ROTFLOL, oh I beg to differ, Max. I haven't mud wrestled in many years now....:P

Now would you care for some breakfast? It's nice and hot....

**pdudgeon turns around and dishes Max up a nice plate of baccon and homefries, and hands it to him.**

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[Cat59]

Trust us.
We are trustworthy women...

[pdudgeon]

:angel: **pdudgeon looks totally innocent**:angel:

[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon sighs**

well for goodness sake, Max. yu can stand around all day long and look at your food, but the rest of us are going to eat!

**dishes up plates for herself, Cat, and Ravenscape**

dig in, ladies!:D :P :P

[pdudgeon]

:P :P *sighs contentedly**:P :P

yep, that breakfast hit the spot!

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[Cat59]

didn't Delila say something like that to Samson just before he ended up blind and in chains?
:holy:
No....

[pdudgeon]

well gosh Bro. Max..I'm so sorry that you don't trust my cooking. But how about some desert?

*lands a nice soft bananna creme pie on Bro. Max's face**

[Tishri1]

Hi everyone is this another CF staff potluck?
*Tish walks in with a large plater of Giant Wet Noodles and Matzah Balls*

[Tishri1]

Oh and let me introduce my three friends
Flip,
Bait
and Splash...


They said Max needed some Big Fish at this party:scratch:

[Cat59]

*Cat waves hi at Tishri and offers her some pie..
Some unsquished pie of course....

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[pdudgeon]

LOL, I think Max needs to go and play with his new friends! Thanks for the hug, Max!:D

**throws Max overboard**

**picks up nice key lime pie, cuts a slice and eats it.**

anyone else want a piece???:P :P

[Cat59]

I like key lime pie too

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[Cat59]

The dolphins flip Max in the air....

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[ravenscape]

What have I done?!? :eek:

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[Tishri1]

"Well I'll just set my dishes next to all this Uh :sorry:wonderful looking food and take a swim before dinner."

*Tish sets her "GIANT WET NOODLES" and her "GIANT MATZAH BALLS";) down next to the pie, fluff, fish and other goodies brought to the party by the other guests....Then she jumps into the cool refreshing water and joins in on the pleasant conversation...

"So they are finally going to give our sons and daughters and equatic mammals a desent wage are they?"

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[pdudgeon]

**pdud wanders around cleaning up The Black Pearl, trying to get it looking shipshape again.**:sorry:

[Tishri1]

*Tish tucks her fishy friends in to bed and kisses them goodnight...

"now no fishy business tonight you guys I expect to see you right here when I get back, stay outta trouble ...and I saw the way you were looking at those girls Bait, watch it;) remember we're here to help Br.Max....:hug::kiss:

[Cat59]

HEY where's fender been?

Max walks down the hall looking for the annoying welshman
It's hot here in Wales, perhaps he's having a lie down...

[Pixies]

The Pixies enter to put their efforts behind fender...

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*The Pixies fix Max with a long hard stare and get out their glitter gun...

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[pdudgeon]

Welcome Pixies!:wave:

**thinks Br. Max has forgotten that pixies have very discerning eyesight.**

**continues to clean and polish. a woman's work is never done**

[Pixies]

Ha!
Pixies see thru holograms..

[pdudgeon]

**calls the local caterers who bring in a very nice spread of wonderful dishes to go with the noodles and matzoah, including Br. Max's favorite key Lime Pie**

**leaves a note thanking 'fender for the use of his vessle, and another one for Br. Max (this food is safe).**

~~~~:wave: :wave: :wave: ~~~~

[Cat59]

*Cat brings some more key lime pie...

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[Pixies]

The Pixies whistle innocently...

[TravellingGrace]

/me waltzes in

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[TravellingGrace]

well, that's why you need to call the elves in!! come on Max!!

[Cat59]

Pixies and elves are a lethal mix...

[TravellingGrace]

hehe that's ok ;)

[Pixies]

The Pixies get out their anti-elf devices in preparation.

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[TravellingGrace]

not always... :P

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[TravellingGrace]

/me calls in the elves

[Cat59]

well then call in the elves by all means! Tell them defender Pirate king of the Trolls and his ebil pixies are terrorizing me!!
Subtle hint...
The more you call the Pixies ebel, the worse their retribution will be.
Just ask the hamster about the pencil, the red and black eraser and visits to the vets for two years subsequently...

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[suzybeezy]

Good luck at the convention

[pdudgeon]

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[Tishri1]

Hi Br Max ,

My three friends ,
Flip,
Bait
and Splash...

would love to accompany you tomorrow as your of-fish-al bodyguards:wave:

[Cat59]

Good luck Max...
...try not to get into TOO much trouble...

[TravellingGrace]

is it possible for Max to avoid trouble for a day? :scratch: ^_^

[Cat59]

That is why I said "too much" rather then none...

[TravellingGrace]

^_^

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[Cat59]

Thanks for the offer, but today is a closed session. No guests. No one on the floor who is not a credentialed delegated.
*Cat forges some badges for the dolphins...

[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon passes Cat a holographic projection device**

this might come in handy.;)

[Cat59]

Useful...
Thanks p!!

[ravenscape]

Thanks for the offer, but today is a closed session. No guests. No one on the floor who is not a credentialed delegated.

Man, you might as well print engraved invitations for the Pixies. No way they're gonna miss a closed session.

I hope they don't bring itching powder...:eek:

[Tishri1]

*Cat forges some badges for the dolphins...Thanks Cat, If they wear their wet suits they'll be dressed for success, and fit in just fine:wave:

Where is Max gonna sit, how do they find him?

[Cat59]

The Pixies will be OK, they'll just fly in and hover above the delegates and, (as the itching powder has gone from the cupboard along with the specially adapted watering can,) do their worst...

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[Spudgrandma]

Tomorrow - tomorrow I have to make a presentation on something that will of course prove to be controverical AND lots of people are gonna want to know what right I had to do the work I did. Luckily, I always do my homework and I'll have that information ready and at hand when they ask :D
Hi, Br. Max :wave: I'm not sure about posting here with all the Pixies and elves, but I was wondering what kind of a convention are you are attending?

[Spudgrandma]

Sorry, computer just went crazy and double post. :scratch:

[ravenscape]

Br. Max, I hope you'll tell us about your presentation tomorrow, after it's safely over :cool:

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[Tishri1]

well in the back of the room you have three "of-fish-al"
http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Nick%20Toons/Crash%20Nebula/Dolphin_Alien_300.gif bodyguards http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Nick%20Toons/Crash%20Nebula/Dolphin_Alien_300.gif
watching out
http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Nick%20Toons/Crash%20Nebula/Dolphin_Alien_300.giffor ya:wave:

[pdudgeon]

**waves hand** Oh i know, i know!

Dear Br. Max has come up with a plan to subsidize all pirates, and he's naming it the ...(oh but I shouldn't tell!)

**sneeks quietly back out**

[Cat59]

just keep your head down and doing tell the pixies they are ebil and you should be okay . . .


This week is the international convention for my church. :) We have them roughly every 5 years. I am a deligate in the constituency which represents the Religious Order (Chapter). The other two main constituencies are the Membership, and the Priesthood.
Well best wishes for tomorrow, you troublemaker you.
If they kick you out, the Pixies say there's always a home for you in our cellar. They say they have everything ready for your stay. (They also laughed somewhat in an ebil fashion at this point.)


Although I didn't know we HAD a cellar, which worries me somewhat...
What are those Pixies up to????

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