Mucking about with Max

[LivingRightForGod]

Is this the Bishop Max I know

[Cat59]

in the cellar or in the DUNGEON!!??
:o
I asked them but they wouldn't reply.
They just smirked.

[pdudgeon]

I asked them but they wouldn't reply.
They just smirked.

LOl of course they did! (see they're related to the pixies in My dungeon;) who are cousins once removed on their mother's side to the house trolls.)

[pdudgeon]

Is this the Bishop Max I know

**snorts** Bishop Max is it??? :preach:
My goodness, sister Jenna, i think you've blown his cover!:D :thumbsup:

[Pixies]

LOl of course they did! (see they're related to the pixies in My dungeon;) who are cousins once removed on their mother's side to the house trolls.)
*The Pixies wave to their cousins once removed...
:wave:

[pdudgeon]

*ahem!*

the house trolls would like to thank the pixies for their cordial wave, and assure them that things are coming along splendidly for the annual celebration.:D

they appologize for not waving back right away,:wave: but they are knee deep in fluff and glitter at the moment.
(everything must be ready for Max's return)

sincerely,
Hilda Pufflestuff
(4th cousin twice removed to your Uncle Hinkley SnortIII)

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[pdudgeon]

poor Br. Max. that convention must have really worn him out. i don't think he even noticed all the work that the house trolls went to for his benefit.:hug:

(but he'll find out tomorrow morning when he looks in the mirror!)

[Cat59]

E. B. I. L.
It's no use to continue trying to flatter them, it just makes them worse.
Check your sock drawer carefully is all I can say...

[pdudgeon]

/me glares at P'ud'n . . . .
Quite you . . . :P


Sorry Br. Max. I am trying very very hard to be quiet, but my patience is being tested.

**takes a few good swift whacks with her sword at an imaginary enemy**

[Cat59]

So, have you been in your sock drawer yet??
*Cat snickers...

[pdudgeon]

**pdudgeon tucks her sword back into it's scabboard, puts two fingers in her mouth, faces the sunset, and emits a piercing whistle. the sound is carried on the wind and across the waves.

she stands, eyes pealed, and waits.**

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[Spudgrandma]

/me had a very rough day today and expects a worse one tomorrow.

prayers would be appriciated. MOSTLY - prayers that I keep my calm and don't KILL certian people.

Sorry you had such a rough day. Prayers for you. :prayer: :prayer:

[Cat59]

/me had a very rough day today and expects a worse one tomorrow.

prayers would be appriciated. MOSTLY - prayers that I keep my calm and don't KILL certian people.
If I did, I would, huns.
Keeping you in my thoughts.

[ravenscape]

* praying

This evening, when I got the Basil plant down from the garden window so I could pluck a little pasta garnish, I disturbed a colony of sprites that had taken up residence. Sprites are distant relations of pixies I hear.

[Cat59]

Yes.
We did have a family of sprites visit once. I was impressed by their behaviour, which was genteel and polite in comparison to the wild adolescent antics of the Pixies.
It won't be repeated though.
The events of the last night and the subsequent law suit and injunction means the Pixies aren't allowed within 500miles of their cousins...

[Tishri1]

Praying for Br Maxhttp://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/Images_animals/three-dolphins-heads-up.jpg

[TravellingGrace]

/me had a very rough day today and expects a worse one tomorrow.

prayers would be appriciated. MOSTLY - prayers that I keep my calm and don't KILL certian people.

you got it brother :prayer: :hug:

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[Lel]

:hug: Br. Max :hug:
/me gives Br. Max warm fuzzies.

[Cat59]

convention is over and now . . . . I need to find a job!! :cry:
The Pixies said they'd employ you...
Not sure as what though...

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[Cat59]

They feel you are ultimately qualified
Not quite sure what they mean by that...

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[Cat59]

Well, don't say they didn't offer...

[Tishri1]

I noticed your evil nemesis hasnt been around lately:wave:

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[Cat59]

I think it looks lovely tish

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[TravellingGrace]

he gets lost . . . . he's not the brightest pirate in the cove ;)

I'll second that ;)

[Tishri1]

I entered a contest in which I can win 5,000 blessings...I have Pirate hair and I use to have pirate facial hair but I pulled it out (ouch!) cuz it was to itchy, and the clothes were to stinking so they are in the wash (I think they are hopelessly shedded by now)

I dont know when it ends :sigh:

oh yeh and I have the whole "YO HO YO HO" song memorized in case there is a "talent portion":thumbsup:

[Tishri1]

I think it looks lovely tishThanks Cat, you look wonderful too:hug:

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[Cat59]

/me is NOT a happy camper.
What's up Bro?

[Tishri1]

here have a cookiehttp://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3ZR5iLyLaFJzxM:www.kathyireland.com/Acafe/Images/Kids/ice-cream-sandwiches.jpg

[openup4christ]

DO not fear Br. Max I have Arrived, I Too am on the light side. When i was a wee little trainee Fender taunted me. But now that i am a MOD i have come to fight side by side with you and regain my HONER!!!

[openup4christ]

Umm that is of course only if Fender ever shows up.

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[openup4christ]

Ya lets Go hunting.

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[openup4christ]

Hmmm hold on let me get my mom she can wake anyone up.

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[openup4christ]

wow. I always had to wake up my mom . . . lol . . . My brother was best at it though. He would stand at the foot of her bed - place his hand over his heart - and sing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER! Flat and off key. ^_^^_^^_^^_^
Lol thats funny. :D

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[Cat59]

I thought so . . . Mom didn't . . . . I guess it's a matter of POV :D
Don't think of telling my son2 about that...

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[The Princess Bride]

I choose to remain neutral :|

[The Princess Bride]

wow. I always had to wake up my mom . . . lol . . . My brother was best at it though. He would stand at the foot of her bed - place his hand over his heart - and sing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER! Flat and off key. ^_^^_^^_^^_^
ROFL! I need to try that on my sister...only I think another song would be better....


*belts out*

"We are the pirates who dont do anything! We just stay at home, and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything! We'll just tell you..........WE DONT DO ANYTHING!"

:bow: To Veggie Tales!!!!

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[Lel]

Anyone can butcher the Star-Spangled Banner.

[The Princess Bride]

Anyone can butcher the Star-Spangled Banner.
Me especially! ^_^

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[Cat59]

I think it classes as cruel and unusual punishment...

[openup4christ]

Nope Its not.

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[Cat59]

*Cat knocks off Max's hat with her instrument and puts it on herself

Now I'm the boss...

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[Cat59]

Oooo I'm a wench!
That sounds so much better than an old biddy....

[The Princess Bride]

What does that make me?

A Wipper-snapper? ^_^

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[The Princess Bride]

toddler ;)
Uh-huh...is that so???


*Grabs roll of TP and straw*

[Cat59]

It makes you beautiful, as ever...
*hugs and other soft and mushy things for you*

[The Princess Bride]

lol.. Cat :D

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[Cat59]

Be glittery! Be neutral!
Don't let these two tie you down...

[The Princess Bride]

OH NO! You have to declare yourself before you can muck about. :P pick a side!
I am my own side! Though I dont think my back side is my better one...:D :P

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[Cat59]

It's not compulsory...

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[The Princess Bride]

you still have to pick one of the poll answers :P

Muahahahah!! I'd like to see you try and make me!!:P


*Heather throws muddy muck @ Max* :clap:

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[The Princess Bride]

* muddy muck circles around and splatters on heather . . . .

doesn't work :P in the universe of this thread you have to PICK before you can throw muck.


*Heather swiftly dodges muddy muck, like Master Defender taught her too.*

PICK a side? ME????? IMPOSSIBLE.......

[Cat59]

I'm going to leave you to it, Heather, I think you're well equipped to deal with Max....

[The Princess Bride]

^_^ lol..Cat...Yeah, I can hold my own ground...er...side! ^_^

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[The Princess Bride]

You can't play unless you answer the poll.:cool:

Looks like you are a little late in saying that. :holy:

[Tishri1]

who all is on your side Max? I mean besides the three O-Fish-Als

[pdudgeon]

Be glittery! Be neutral!
Don't let these two tie you down...


hehe, (but if you're glittery then you're on 'fender's side, 'cause Br. Max doesn't like glitter ;) )

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Hi :wave:

What did you eat for breakfast?

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[Cat59]

*Cat covers Max in glitter...


http://graphics.glittermaker.com/1/755/115565990541314.gif

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[pdudgeon]

I ate a couple of problem posters for breakfast . . . . ;)

hehehe, and we survived to tell about it, right cat?^_^

[Cat59]

I'm not a problem poster, in fact, I post with very few problems...
*winks*

[pdudgeon]

LOL, **vouches for Cat** that's true!

So Cat, how are your pixies doing today? *S*

[Cat59]

They're out at the moment and none of the usual complainants have phoned me, so I guess they're behaving...

[Tishri1]

click on any of the poll numbers - it's a public poll. :)hehehe I never knew that worked that way.....well lets get organized then...the other side seems very organized, dont you think?:wave:

[pdudgeon]

:wave:
**waves back to Tish and her three fish friends**:D

**tosses a gardenia to 'fender to go with his 'lovely' outfit, takes a second look,:eek: and reports to Cat for orders.**

[Cat59]

I'm just plain fluffy neutral I am....

[ravenscape]

/me knocks Max's hat off and proceeds to clean his ears with her big honkin' Q-Tip

[Cat59]

*Cat smiles approvingly

[Tishri1]

*remembing her potluck dishes, Tish grabs her giant wet noodle and lasoo's the Q-tip out of Max's ear, whips it in the air and out to sea...one of the O-Fish-Als , Splash catches it on the tip of his nose and swims right toward ravenscape... before she even knows what hit her,Bait sneaks up behind her and pushes her in the sea where Splash scoops her up and hands her the Q-tip......Splash and Bait swim out about 100 yards and motions to ravenscape to paddle back in.....Tish standing there swinging her giant wet noodle looks at Max's hat sitting all alone on the deck of the ship.....

[Cat59]

Those dolphins are quite clever....

[Abiel]

So who's winning?

[Breaking Babylon]

Another free agent's in the house. ;)

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[Abiel]

I have yet to decide who's side I shall battle on...

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[Cat59]

:eek: That's just plain mean . . . .:mad:
I've told you before, compliments will get you nowhere....

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[openup4christ]

Ya is that recored still going?

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[Cat59]

Maybe . . . but I know how much you enjoy them :D
Awwww...
Under that mean hard exterior there's an even meaner interior...
:P

[Tishri1]

I don't think they are all that organized - I mean I've had fender locked in my sock drawer for days . . . .:Dlol the clean socks or the dirty socks:sick:

here's your hat back....




*Tish lasoos her giant wet noodle on the mast of the ship and climbs up to the look out post

I'll keep a look out up here where its safer;)

[Cat59]

I'm off on holiday in a couple of days, so I'm going to have to leave the neutral side of the fight to others...
I wonder will it all be over by the time i get back?

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[Pixies]

*The Pixies empty the dirty sock drawer, launder the socks and put them in covered with perfume....

[pdudgeon]

BAh you and cat are cake walk posters . . . . :cool:


Don't give me ideas......;) you've already had your key Lime pie, and now you want CAKE?

[pdudgeon]

*launches rocket powered stale cakes from Lidls at Max*


(love those instant replays!)

[hopperace]

I'm in the tunble cycle, so I guess that makes me just plain fluffy.
Thank you Br. Max, for all you do. What do you consider to be the most important aspect of peace-making leadership? :hug:

[Lel]

/me tosses a few bushels of fluffy fuzzy things in Max's thread.

I knew someone could use those. Whew, glad they're off my hands!

[Sweet Pea]

Do you have a pet?

[Redeemed_Warrior]

*cartwheels into thread with ninja disks*

Prepare for combat Monk man :P

[Tishri1]

*Tish sits up high on the mast and sings"Oh Happy Day....."
Max is going to be soooooo happy to have his nemesis back:clap:

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[Cat59]

*Cat raises her eyes to the skies..
Boys!

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[Cat59]

*Cat gets out her mobile phone and dials the Pixies number..
"Guys? I have some work for you...."

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[Cat59]

"And don't forget the anti-turning inside out reversal spell spray..."

[VickiY]

Confounded Pixies!

[Redeemed_Warrior]

*ducks slap of mackeral and poke max in eye with tin of tuna*

[Tishri1]

*ducks slap of mackeral and poke max in eye with tin of tuna**Tish lasoos the tuna can with her wet noodle up to the mast where she begins to make sandwiches"white or wheat or rye anyone?"

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[Cat59]

*Cat looks at the dill pickle in her hand
Where would you like it??

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[Cat59]

And where would you like the sandwich?
*Cat laughs ebilly

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[Lel]

Something looks suspicious.

[ravenscape]

That's what I always say about pickles dipped in vegemite.

[Cat59]

In my mouth.

ONE bite at a time. :P
*Cat makes the sandwich and fills it with tuna, dill pickle and marmite then sweetly offers it to Max.

[Tishri1]

Tish is done with making a dozen sandwiches proudly displayed on a beautiful plater and proceeds to show off her acrobatic skill by swinging down from the mast via her wet noodle to deliver the lunch... when all the sudden her trusty noodle breaks and she freefalls landing right on the crew ..."sorry folks":sorry: ,now sanwiches are on ,in, and around everyone, along with platter shards all over the deck, pickles, juice, vegemite, marmite, tuna and makeral are everywhere...


but surpirzingly one lone tuna on wheat sandwich with a pickle lands softly and beautifully in Max's hand:yum:

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Vegemite? blah i prefer marmite

[ravenscape]

Me, I like a bit of tapenade on my whole wheat.

[The Princess Bride]

They are both gross. :P

[Redeemed_Warrior]

This girl has stalked me since i left CF ;) Glad to have her around too :P

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Rude girl :P
This girl has stalked me since i left CF ;) Glad to have her around too :P

[The Princess Bride]

Who are you calling rude, Dork??? :P

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Dork :P I am a nerd or geek to most :P your dork sure.. and to max i am his better ;)

[Cat59]

but surpirzingly one lone tuna on wheat sandwich with a pickle lands softly and beautifully in Max's hand:yum:
..which Cat's cat leaps up, snatches out of Max's hand and consumes rapidly...

[Tishri1]

..which Cat's cat leaps up, snatches out of Max's hand and consumes rapidly...*Tish gets out a big pot and fills it with water and sets it on the cooks stove in the galley...."anyone got a light"
:wave:

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[Cat59]

*Tish gets out a big pot and fills it with water and sets it on the cooks stove in the galley...."anyone got a light"
:wave:
:cry:
You're going to cook my cat?
*Cat grabs her cat and flees from the thread...
Some things are more precious to me than even Max is.

[Tishri1]

:cry:
You're going to cook my cat?
*Cat grabs her cat and flees from the thread...
Some things are more precious to me than even Max is.^_^ no I wouldnt do that*Tish gives Cat's cat a scratch on the chin and a sardine from an old food fight....I need to cook me another giant wet noodle, want one too?

[pdudgeon]

God bless you Br. Max, and thanks ever so much for befriending me.:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Redeemed_Warrior]

Gonna miss ya Max :( IM me still :P

[Tishri1]

where'd he go:eek:?

[Redeemed_Warrior]

left staff :(

[Tishri1]

oh:sigh::(:cry:

[Hediru]

I like glitter! lol So I'll go to the glittery side! :)

(ooh! shiny!)

[brinny]

Mucking about with Max

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How does one 'muck about' with Max?

:P

[constance]

Br. Max is no longer on staff, so this thread must be closed. Please continue to chat with him via PM or fellowship threads.

[Tishri1]

well first we need a Max.. OH Max, OH Max.......:scratch:

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[constance]

aaaaa-choooo! :)

[openup4christ]

Oh my.... long time no see.

[Tishri1]

I was just a newbee mod back then and max said it was my training thread:P

I learned everything I know from that thread :P:P

so I can reheat the noodles and make some more sandwiches....*Tish goes over to a drawer to look for matches......

[Tishri1]

look the o-fish-als are back and they brought friends:wave:http://www.xlab.co.uk/photos/dolphins3.jpg

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[The Princess Bride]

*Heather creeps in with her hot-dog shooting Nerf gun* :D

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[The Princess Bride]

Well....since "Fender's" gone now, as his next in line of the order of minions of darkness, I shall assume his throne and lead the good...or...bad people in the way of the Dark Jedi....:ebil:

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[The Princess Bride]

Duely noted and poll changed accordingly ;) BTW - if you see the fallen emperor - tell the weenie I said 'ello.
Righty-O.

I do on occasion have to sent him sisterly "hate" mail, :ebil: and will include your " 'ello " in the next one.

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[Tishri1]

*Tish takes Max's mackeral to make more sandwiches but whacks him a big one first before heading to the kitchen

I love ya and missed ya too Bro:hug:

Tish comes back from the kitchen with a pack of hebrew nationals for her sis...and a big hug:hug:

this should be fun.....

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[Tishri1]

But I brought back nutrition:Dhttp://www.elijahsrestaurant.com/Catering/newcatering%20pictures/Catering_San_Diego_Finger_Sandwiches_Platter.jpghttp://www.terranuts.com/forums/images/smilies/haddock.gif

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[openup4christ]

lol no kidding. Hey - hows come we have not seen you down in PoliCon? http://www.christianforums.com/f402-political-conservatives.html
Wow I forgot CF even had political forums sense I began to mod again. I think I may have to start postings back there, I have some things to rant about :).

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[Tishri1]

**missing lots of people
smacks Max with a can of Tuna in remembrance of Cat:P

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[The Princess Bride]

http://www.christianforums.com/f402-political-conservatives.html

Make sure you add your name to the sign in thread so you are considered a member :)
That rule is just stupid.....:|

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[H3X]

Hey there. Forgive me for my ignorance, I didn't know where else to post this kind of a question.

I am very curious (please don't take this to be rude, I dont mean it to be) as to why Foru.ms or Christianforums.com as it was previously known as a few years ago has become so bogged down with HTML and in a couple cases just plain, not very well put together graphics and images (i.e. Arcade/quiz/blogs/wiki buttons near the top). To be honest I won't/dont feel comfortable running it outside of sandboxie which is an application that prevents anything taken and downloaded from a website (images/flash/xml) from getting written [downloaded] to your hard drive. Now Max, I dont know your exact position as a staff member (assuming you are one by the post) but if there is someone this 'suggestion' could be passed on to or possibly moved to a different forum to ensure its read by the right eyes I would appreciate it greatly.

I am really glad to be back to the forums (under a fresh handle :) ) and I hope to see you all again soon :) Take care.

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[The Princess Bride]

*Heather throws an armload of baked yams @ Max....*

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