Ask a Burger

[FatBurger]

I'm a new mod, so feel free to ask any question you may have :wave:
Since I'm a fan of Inside the Actor's Studio, I'll start by answering Bernard Pivot's questionnaire (amended as a couple don't apply for CF).

01. What is your favorite word?
Defenestration - I've always thought it was fun ^_^


02. What is your least favorite word?
Failure


03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A brilliantly simple idea


04. What turns you off?
Laziness


06. What sound or noise do you love?
Rain falling on a roof


07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Someone I love crying


08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astrophysicist


09. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything on an assembly line

[lily00]

tee hee, that is funny!!!!! Can you pronounce Milwaki? I think that is how you spell it? Isn't Lil Mis Magic cute? What is your favorite smiley! l:kiss: :hug: :prayer: :grouphug: :clap:

[FatBurger]

Milwaukie, yep :D

Your pet is great, I had one when I first joined, but I kept forgetting to feed it :o

My favorite CF smiley would have to be this one -> :sorry:

[lily00]

Ah yes, that is it!!!! I am a cf pet rescuer so I have a lot of mouths to feed. If you ever think you can handle one again, just contact me!!! :D

This is my favorite: :angel: then the huggie! :hug:

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Are you married? And if not, wanna go on a date? :D

[Lel]

First, what is your current profession?

[numberprophet]

sup??

[FatBurger]

Are you married? And if not, wanna go on a date? :D

Let me ask my wife and get back to you :sorry:

[FatBurger]

First, what is your current profession?
I'm a professional computer nerd, AKA Systems Administrator

[FatBurger]

sup??

Oh not much, just at work a few minutes early since Mrs Burger needs the car. I'm probably going to go get some coffee soon, then I need to start rebuilding the backup server (again).

[FatBurger]

dude it was his wife asking;) do you really think there are many people called Burger on CF ^_^

And why shouldn't there be? It's the coolest name ever!

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

No it's not.

I was perfectly happy just being a fish. Now I've got to be a fish burger :yuck:

[KristianJ]

Are you married? And if not, wanna go on a date? :D

Women...:P

So...is it as awkward as one might think to be a spouse of a fellow mod? :D

[FatBurger]

Women...:P

So...is it as awkward as one might think to be a spouse of a fellow mod? :D

Not at all! Makes it easier when one of us forgets something, there's someone close by to ask :thumbsup:

[lily00]

:D You are the only burger I know that wears a sombrero!

[IrishGrace]

:D You are the only burger I know that wears a sombrero!

...and looks like Charlie Brown! :clap:

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

:D You are the only burger I know that wears a sombrero!
Well this weekend he had a burger on his head- we found it at a hat store. It was quite funny.... maybe I should put up the picture


mwahahahahahah :clap:

[mnphysicist]

Well this weekend he had a burger on his head- we found it at a hat store. It was quite funny.... maybe I should put up the picture


mwahahahahahah :clap:

:thumbsup:

What is your favorite Taco restaurant?

[FatBurger]

Taco Bell, of course! :D

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[RED that's ME]

Do you find yourself talking more online with Mrs. Burger? ^_^

[FatBurger]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

42 of course

[FatBurger]

Do you find yourself talking more online with Mrs. Burger? ^_^

I don't know what you're talking about, we've never talked over MSN while in the same room :o

[satrunstar]

I'm a new mod, so feel free to ask any question you may have :wave:
Since I'm a fan of Inside the Actor's Studio, I'll start by answering Bernard Pivot's questionnaire (amended as a couple don't apply for CF).

01. What is your favorite word?
Defenestration - I've always thought it was fun ^_^


02. What is your least favorite word?
Failure


03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A brilliantly simple idea


04. What turns you off?
Laziness


06. What sound or noise do you love?
Rain falling on a roof


07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Someone I love crying


08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astrophysicist


09. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything on an assembly line


10. If you could travel anywhere in the world once where would it be?

[satrunstar]

10. If you could travel anywhere in the world once where would it be?
Egypt

[FatBurger]

10. If you could travel anywhere in the world once where would it be?

The mediterranean. More specifically, Italy.

[mnphysicist]

What does you custom subtitle mean?

[FatBurger]

What does you custom subtitle mean?

Exactly what it says. If given the option between being rich or being stupid, I'd prefer being rich ;)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?

Can you lick your elbow?

[FatBurger]

Yes and no, respectively ^_^

[KristianJ]

Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?

Can you lick your elbow?

Who cares if he can do it...can you? :P

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

*SOTFB Rubs tummy and pats head* Yes

*SOTFB foolishly attempts to lick elbow* No :(

[chadders]

How do you change your names font size colour etc...

[Redeemed_Warrior]

http://www.christianforums.com/customizer

[chadders]

http://www.christianforums.com/customizer

Thanks Defender77. God Bless.

[plum]

hey burger... what toppings do ya got?

[FatBurger]

Lettuce, pickles, onions, cheese, bacon, mustard, and only the finest barbecue sauce ;)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

What do you want for supper?

[FatBurger]

We've still got some leftovers to eat. The steaks we picked up yesterday would work too.

[plum]

did you bring enough to share with the class?


*tsk tsk smiley goes here*

[FatBurger]

No ma'am :(

[hopperace]

There's just burgers everywhere around here - so much so that I got confused you and the Fish. I take it that you are the beefy one?

Thank you for all you do FatBurger. What do you consider to be the most important aspect of peace-making leadership? :hug:

[lily00]

Fat Burger and Sign of the Fish Burger are married. ^_^

[hopperace]

Well that explains a lot. Have any little Krystals showed up yet?

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Yes we are :P

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

No baby burgers yet... not for awhile :P

[hopperace]

I guess they might be considered a shrimp burger?

[FatBurger]

There's just burgers everywhere around here - so much so that I got confused you and the Fish. I take it that you are the beefy one?

Uhh...I guess so? ^_^

Thank you for all you do FatBurger. What do you consider to be the most important aspect of peace-making leadership? :hug:

Ensuring rules and guidelines are clear and followable, gaining respect and trust as a person not just a leader, knowing the difference between those who need guidance and those who need punishment, and recognizing when someone has a legitimate comment/complaint/suggestion and when someone is bitter and letting their emotions do the talking.

[FatBurger]

I guess they might be considered a shrimp burger?

Very likely, unfortunately I don't like shrimp :(

[lily00]

Or a baby back rib burger. ^_^

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

I guess they might be considered a shrimp burger?^_^

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Or a baby back rib burger. ^_^bwahahahahahaha


Mmmmm.... ribs :yum:

[Lel]

Or a Whopper Jr.

/me goes bye bye now.

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

^_^ Lol

[FatBurger]

Or a Whopper Jr.

I just ate one of those, actually :sorry:

Stupid dentist appointment going long and forcing me to pick up a snack on the way back to work :(

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

:eek: Fatburger ate our jr whopper :(

[ProfessorMom]

I just found this thread. What a delight to read. Thanks Mr. & Mrs. Burger!!

[Cat59]

Do you think putting gherkins in burger buns should be punishable?

[FatBurger]

Do you think putting gherkins in burger buns should be punishable?

I always eat pickles on my burgers :confused:

[Cat59]

I always eat pickles on my burgers :confused:
So obviously not then...
Can I mail you the gherkins I have to take out of numerous burgers because my kids won't eat them?

[FatBurger]

So obviously not then...
Can I mail you the gherkins I have to take out of numerous burgers because my kids won't eat them?

No, I (with my mom and sisters) made 19 quarts of pickles a couple of months ago, we've got plenty! ^_^

[RED that's ME]

If you could change one thing in your life right now what would it be?

[FatBurger]

That's easy - to have our house built and us all moved in :D

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Do you like getting leg cramps?

[FatBurger]

Do you like getting leg cramps?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I hate them :(

[Lel]

Have you ever drank diet tonic water? I hear it's good for leg cramps. (Tastes awful though.)

[ZACTAK]

Have you ever seen the movie Good Burger?
I don't know why, but your name reminds me of the movie everytime I see your name.

[ZACTAK]

I wouldn't even eat the burger if it at any point had pickles.

[FatBurger]

Have you ever seen the movie Good Burger?
I don't know why, but your name reminds me of the movie everytime I see your name.

No, I never have. But any movie with Sinbad and Shaquille O'Neal can't be all bad, right?

[jelly_bean]

Is it peanut butter jelly time?

[FatBurger]

It's always peanut butter jelly time!

[jelly_bean]

Hmmm... have you ever tried to teach a dog how to play chess? If so, did you succeed? If not, why haven't you?

^_^

[FatBurger]

No, I don't have a dog :(

[jelly_bean]

Why don't you have a dog? :(

Do you like hampsters?

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Can you teach a cat to play chess instead?>

[FatBurger]

Why don't you have a dog? :(

Do you like hampsters?
We have two cats instead. My wife is a cat person, I don't have a strong preference either way.

I've never liked rodents, except for maybe rats, but just because they're clean and intelligent. I'd still never own one.

Can you teach a cat to play chess instead?>

It would be an excersise in futility ^_^

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

I'm sure Tango would love the one on one quality time with you :P

[jelly_bean]

Are you having a cluckity cluck cluck day, FatBurger? :P

[FatBurger]

I'm sure Tango would love the one on one quality time with you :P

And I with her! But I think she's better at running than learning.

Are you having a cluckity cluck cluck day, FatBurger? :P

I have a chicken sandwich for lunch today, so yes!

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

And I with her! But I think she's better at running than learning!Don't forget about scratching... she's pretty good at that too!

[mnphysicist]

Chicken sandwiches would seem to be in conflict with Fish Burgers. How do you rectify this?

[FatBurger]

Mrs Burger can bring whatever type of sandwich she'd like! Or in the case of today, soup.

[jelly_bean]

Have you ever felt like this->http://www3.christianforums.com/images/customavatars/avatar71063_8.gif (http://fatburger.christianforums.com/)?

[FatBurger]

Have you ever felt like this->http://www3.christianforums.com/images/customavatars/avatar71063_8.gif (http://fatburger.christianforums.com/)?

Of course! But don't ask for examples :sorry:

[hopperace]

October 12th!?! October 12th !?!
What on earth has that monkey been doing with your time?

I hope that you don't mind that I have recently discovered that I am verily one of the 20 or so lost Burger children and am claiming such in my title line. Bushy should get full credit/blame for finding me in a dancing banana and, upon realizing I always carry an electric cowbell, immediately bringing me into the family.

Oh, and papa :hug: , it's Friday night, and, if you don't mind, I'm borrowing your car keys. Thanks.

:holy:

[FatBurger]

October 12th!?!

Yes

October 12th !?!Yes


What on earth has that monkey been doing with your time?

Demanding food - mostly bananas, but some chickens.

I hope that you don't mind that I have recently discovered that I am verily one of the 20 or so lost Burger children and am claiming such in my title line. Bushy should get full credit/blame for finding me in a dancing banana and, upon realizing I always carry an electric cowbell, immediately bringing me into the family.

Uhhh.....:eek:

Oh, and papa :hug: , it's Friday night, and, if you don't mind, I'm borrowing your car keys. Thanks.

:holy:

Go ask your mother.

[hopperace]

Uhhh.....:eek:
Go ask your mother.
Mama says, "Fatburger, we have 20 children" http://www.christianforums.com/showpost.php?p=28626299&postcount=15 :holy:

[FatBurger]

Mama says, "Fatburger, we have 20 children" http://www.christianforums.com/showpost.php?p=28626299&postcount=15 :holy:
Right, that's from when I was testing the children icon and had 20 children listed. Apparently our kids have run away from home to join the circus, they're no longer in my profile.

[hopperace]

That must be where the monkey found me?

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

:swoon:

[ProfessorMom]

Right, that's from when I was testing the children icon and had 20 children listed. Apparently our kids have run away from home to join the circus, they're no longer in my profile.

Are these those yout's? See posts 6 and 7 (http://www.christianforums.com/t4150765-ip-bans.html)
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ Not saying he runs the circus of course,....but it is funny to see twenty kids. ^_^ (Better to just let them stay with him.);)

[FatBurger]

Yeah, it's much more interesting now that there is an icon for each kid :D

[E-beth]

So Mr Burger....

Where do you like to get your hair cut?

[hopperace]

;) I hope it's OK for me to say that becasue of the incredible value, mama & papa Burger usually take me here to get my hair cut:

http://www1.christianforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=90104&d=1163352597

That's why I usually wear a hat.

"[LUCY]
For although you are no good at music,
Like Schroeder, or happy like Snoopy,
Or lovely like me,
You have the distinction to be
No one else but the singular, remarkable, unique
Charlie Brown.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
I'm me!

[LUCY]
Yes- it's amazingly true,
For whatever it's worth, Charlie Brown,
You're you.

[CHARLIE BROWN]
Gosh, Lucy you know something. I'm beginning to feel better already.
You're a true friend, Lucy, a true friend.

[LUCY]
That'll be five cents, please."
-from The Doctor is In, You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown

http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/meet_the_gang/meet_lucy.html (http://www.snoopy.com/comics/peanuts/meet_the_gang/meet_lucy.html)

[FatBurger]

So Mr Burger....

Where do you like to get your hair cut?
HairM, they do a good job and you get free beer :D

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Yes E-Beth... my husband has hair hair cut at a place called HairM (harem) where all the women are hot with big boosoms.

:doh:

[FatBurger]

Yes E-Beth... my husband has hair hair cut at a place called HairM (harem) where all the women are hot with big boosoms.

:doh:
Actually, none of them are particularly attractive, the last one was rather butch.

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Actually, none of them are particularly attractive, the last one was rather butch.

Oh so you ARE checking out other women. :doh:

[FatBurger]

Oh so you ARE checking out other women. :doh:
Of course not, but I'm staring to wonder if Lost is making you stumble ;)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Of course not, but I'm staring to wonder if Lost is making you stumble ;)
Pft- No more then you oogle Kate ;) (Don't think I don't see you... and let us not forget your peering eyes at the swimsuite calender ;))

[E-beth]

Ummm Hmmm...

HairM.

I am sure you go there JUST cause they cut hair well.

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Ummm Hmmm...

HairM.

I am sure you go there JUST cause they cut hair well.

Of course, MUCH better then my salon could do ;)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

What are you getting your wife for Christmas?

[FatBurger]

What are you getting your wife for Christmas?
A big hug!

[hopperace]

I thought we celebrated Festivus (http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/festivus.php) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus))?

I've been preparing for the Airing of Grievances & the Feats of Strength. ;)

[FatBurger]

Check the armor requests forum, Mrs Burger requested a Festivus Pole :D

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

It's a festivus for the rest of us!

[ChristmasJoy]

Hi FatBurger :wave:. What's your favourite Christmas memory?

[FatBurger]

Probably when I was about 7, and there was a present leaned up against the wall next to the tree that was taller than me. And yep, it had my name on it! It was a huge train set, and I wish I still had it :(

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

What are you getting your wife for christmas?

[plum]

what do you see now in hindsight that you understand, but didn't before?

[ChristmasJoy]

Probably when I was about 7, and there was a present leaned up against the wall next to the tree that was taller than me. And yep, it had my name on it! It was a huge train set, and I wish I still had it :(
Wow, what a great present! What happened to the train set?

[jelly_bean]

"Ask a Burger"....

What are your favorite toppings to have on you? :D

[hopperace]

I've seen him feed jellybeans to Bushy, and Fosters to the cat - relish the thought.

[FatBurger]

what do you see now in hindsight that you understand, but didn't before?

That there are many "true" meanings of Christmas. Many Christians look down their noses at people who forget the "reason for the season", but spending all your time watching your 5 year old play a shepherd at church seems rather selfish and opposite from who Jesus was compared to the atheists organizing toy drives for homeless children.

(Obviously I have no problem with Christmas pageants, I'm just talking about the Christians who ONLY do that. And of course I realize that Christians do toy drives too. I'm just making a point :P)

Wow, what a great present! What happened to the train set?

Long gone, no idea where :(

"Ask a Burger"....

What are your favorite toppings to have on you? :D

Uhh...clothes usually. Today I'm wearing grey pants and a black zip-up sweater that my wonderful wife bought me.

[jelly_bean]

Uhh...clothes usually. Today I'm wearing grey pants and a black zip-up sweater that my wonderful wife bought me.
A burger who prefers clothes to vegetables and cheese?...


I'm disappointed. :( :cry: :D

[hopperace]

It looks like he's at least wearing lettuce (or relish) just now. Cheer up jelly - 'tis the season to be jolly. Here, have a Festivus pole. That should make for a jolly jelly. :)

[FatBurger]

I think I'd get fired if I showed up in vegetables and cheese :P

[jelly_bean]

I think I'd get fired if I showed up in vegetables and cheese :P You're a burger, though! What do people EXPECT?? ;)

It looks like he's at least wearing lettuce (or relish) just now. Cheer up jelly - 'tis the season to be jolly. Here, have a Festivus pole. That should make for a jolly jelly. :) WOOOT!!! Jelly is jolly now, many thanks. :D

[Jesusfreak4life8629]

Okaysies:

1: Do you like Marshiemallows?

2: Are you a blonde?

3: Do you like Rap music?

4: What is your middle name?

5: What is your favorite color?

[FatBurger]

1: Do you like Marshiemallows?

Yep!

2: Are you a blonde?

Nope, though I bleached my hair for a couple years in high school.

3: Do you like Rap music?

Some of it, not a lot.

4: What is your middle name?

I'd rather not say, there are certain personal details I don't post publically :)

5: What is your favorite color?

Blue I think. I'm really not sure ^_^

[Jesusfreak4life8629]

Thats okay!! I was just curious. ^.^

And one more question:

Who is your favorite Moddie?

[RED that's ME]

Did you make any New Year's resolutions? :)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Do you like my new dress?

[Lel]

Is that a pregnancy dress your wife is wearing?

[FatBurger]

Who is your favorite Moddie?

I could never decide something like that :)

Did you make any New Year's resolutions? :)

No, and I never have. Maybe I should, but I just feel like too many people do so and then don't follow through, and I think that would happen with me too :(

Do you like my new dress?

I LOVE it! :D

[FatBurger]

Is that a pregnancy dress your wife is wearing?

Unfortunately not

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Is that a pregnancy dress your wife is wearing?

:( no.... not yet anyway :sigh:

[CrystalHeart]

hiya Mr Burger :)

If you could pick one night to line up your perfect nite of tv shows, from like 7pm till 11
what night would it be
what shows
in what order

[FatBurger]

You mean rearranging my favorite TV shows to put them together? Or what current real block of time is my favorite?

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Are you ever going to make a new blog entry?

[FatBurger]

I've got it mostly written, I'll see if I can finish it.

[CrystalHeart]

put your favorite shows together n pick one best nite of the week to watch them all :)
hehe mine would take all nite thats why I had to say 7 till 11

[CrystalHeart]

Are you ever going to make a new blog entry?
Hi Mrs Burger :hug:
I found your thread n asked you to :)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Crystal- you should stipulate with him that all the time slots cannot be used by the show Lost :doh:

[FatBurger]

put your favorite shows together n pick one best nite of the week to watch them all :)
hehe mine would take all nite thats why I had to say 7 till 11

Ok, I'm going to say Lost from 7-8
Heroes from 8-9
24 from 9-10
South Park 10-10:30
Family Guy 10:30-11

I'll pick Monday night, seems to be the night I'm most in the mood to watch TV.

[CrystalHeart]

Crystal- you should stipulate with him that all the time slots cannot be used by the show Lost :doh:
lol I would have them all be House ;)

[CrystalHeart]

Ok, I'm going to say Lost from 7-8
Heroes from 8-9
24 from 9-10
South Park 10-10:30
Family Guy 10:30-11

I'll pick Monday night, seems to be the night I'm most in the mood to watch TV.
I think that the favorite show of CF staff has got to be Lost hehehehe

um my new dad use to luv watchin South Park n Family Guy to
Family Guy is funny, I saw it a few times, thats the one with the baby that has a flat head right? n the dog lol

[FatBurger]

Stewie and Brian, that's the one :D

[CrystalHeart]

hehehe
dad has video tapes of south park n beavis n butthead
lol mom hates the bnb ones
k I'll quit buggin you for awhile
but I'll bbl :)

[CrystalHeart]

Time for another question (I have a book of IF questions hehe)
If you could sing one song beautifully n perfectly what song would it be?

[FatBurger]

Whoops, missed that question. I really have no firm answer, but I'll say In My Life, since it was one of the songs at our wedding :)

[FatBurger]

Thread closed at my request :P

I'll reopen it at a later date.

[FatBurger]

I have rejoined staff, so I'm reopening my thread :)


However, in order to ask a question, you have to answer one.
"I learn the most from those I disagree with the greatest." Is that statement true for you?

[BeautifullyImperfect]

Did you not see the Married icon in his profile?
That's his wife. ;)

[BeautifullyImperfect]

Wow, I just realized how long ago someone said that... :sorry: Oopsie daisy.... :angel:

[constance]

would you like some fries with that?

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

Constance, are you hitting on my burger :D

[constance]

ewww no. Bocaburgers in our house.

Not that there's anything wrong with your burger...he's just not my bean boy. :)

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

ewww no. Bocaburgers in our house.

Not that there's anything wrong with your burger...he's just not my bean boy. :)

Heyyyy!! I only eat bocaburgers too :clap: Fatburger does not like them but that's ok, all the more for meeeee

[constance]

I do have the occasional Turkeyburger! :)

[Letalis]

Bocaburgers. :sick:

[constance]

Lettuce. :) I love Lettuce.

[Letalis]

Lettuce is the coolest. :cool: :D

[FatBurger]

I love lamp

[Petrarch]

That's his wife. ;)
I know that now. For some reason, it had not dawned on me at the time.

[OddBeani]

Why is a burger promoting Tacos? Isn't that like...discrimination?

[FatBurger]

I enjoy (nearly) all foods! :D