Can't Keep A Good Man Down [Archive]

TimmyonDrums

6th July 2006, 07:38 PM

..or me either.... What is up chumps......

TimmyonDrums

6th July 2006, 07:40 PM

yes, i'm still living wiff my grandmother. i did a get a job though, tells you bout it lateer......

9-iron

6th July 2006, 07:47 PM

:D This ought to be good. I'm sure the newbs are going to be thrilled.....

Christina M

6th July 2006, 07:48 PM

SEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miracles do still happen!!!

Resurrections still take place!!!

Talk about healing.....wow!! :kiss:

9-iron

6th July 2006, 07:50 PM

:D CM, you're one sharp cookie........ Timmy is alive and well.

churchlady

6th July 2006, 11:09 PM

:D CM, you're one sharp cookie........ Timmy is alive and well.

So tell us about this job, Timmy. Is it for real?

Daniels

6th July 2006, 11:19 PM

keep moving with God.

BearerBob

6th July 2006, 11:21 PM

I obviously missed something...

riverpastor

7th July 2006, 12:05 AM

Bring it on, TimmyBoy! :mad:

The Lord is my banner

7th July 2006, 02:46 AM

Hey Timmy! Missed ya!
:kiss:

Kebisoni

7th July 2006, 03:12 AM

Timmy - like the photo - kinda of older than I thought you would be (hope that doesn't offend you). Is it you? - or just a picture of a hero of yours?

So what is the new job then? Nice to see you back.

chilifrankplate

7th July 2006, 03:54 AM

I saw Timmy the other day, but he didn't see me. His new job is picking up turds down at the dog park. :P

The Lord is my banner

7th July 2006, 04:14 AM

Timmy - like the photo - kinda of older than I thought you would be (hope that doesn't offend you). Is it you? - or just a picture of a hero of yours?

No! That's his Papa! :cool:

9-iron

7th July 2006, 08:04 AM

saw Timmy the other day, but he didn't see me. His new job is picking up turds down at the dog park.

Chili, how's your Muay Thai going. You may need to knock off the rust after that comment. Timmy a pretty skilled MMA fighter ya know.

Of course, I think he promised his grandmother he wouldn't fight anymore. Dear ole grandmother. I don't see how she puts up with him.

I did hear she traded the Crown Vic for a Chevy Malibu. Maybe Timmy can find a date now.

9-iron

7th July 2006, 08:05 AM

No! That's his Papa!

Timmy stole my identity!!!!:D

BenAdam

7th July 2006, 08:15 AM

yes, i'm still living wiff my grandmother. i did a get a job though, tells you bout it lateer......
pathetic...

Hisgirl

7th July 2006, 08:32 AM

Timmy.... you still driving Grandmother down to the YWCA for senior citizen water aerobic classes? Look around...you like athletic ladies....maybe you could find a date!

9-iron

7th July 2006, 08:33 AM

pathetic...

:D Now Ben, that wasn't very Christian of you. You guys know Timmy had a hard life.

TimmyonDrums

7th July 2006, 08:37 AM

Timmy.... you still driving Grandmother down to the YWCA for senior citizen water aerobic classes?

yes, on Tuesdays and Thursdays when I'm not working. I'm kind of embarrassed about my job, but it pays really good and I meet lots of nice ladies. Well some of them are nice, some aren't.

I never thought of working out while Granny is in her aerobic class. I guess I hop on one of those stairclimbers or sumbin and strike up a confortsation wiff one of tha ladies.

Is a date for $.99 hot dogs at the WeinnerSnitzle cool? I mean I could drop off granny and hook up with one of those super hawt aerobic instructors....

youthwalk

7th July 2006, 08:40 AM

yes, on Tuesdays and Thursdays when I'm not working. I'm kind of embarrassed about my job, but it pays really good and I meet lots of nice ladies. Well some of them are nice, some aren't.

I never thought of working out while Granny is in her aerobic class. I guess I hop on one of those stairclimbers or sumbin and strike up a confortsation wiff one of tha ladies.

Is a date for $.99 hot dogs at the WeinnerSnitzle cool? I mean I could drop off granny and hook up with one of those super hawt aerobic instructors....

:scratch: I am most confused.

BenAdam

7th July 2006, 08:45 AM

:D Now Ben, that wasn't very Christian of you. You guys know Timmy had a hard life.
:D :D :D

Just bustin his chops... keeps him on his toes...

Hisgirl

7th July 2006, 08:49 AM

yes, on Tuesdays and Thursdays when I'm not working. I'm kind of embarrassed about my job, but it pays really good and I meet lots of nice ladies. Well some of them are nice, some aren't.

I never thought of working out while Granny is in her aerobic class. I guess I hop on one of those stairclimbers or sumbin and strike up a confortsation wiff one of tha ladies.

Is a date for $.99 hot dogs at the WeinnerSnitzle cool? I mean I could drop off granny and hook up with one of those super hawt aerobic instructors....

I think that's a grand idea....and her AARP discount should get that weiner price down a bit. :D

BenAdam

7th July 2006, 08:50 AM

Timmy, why don't you forget about Wienerschnitzil and go to Sonic? Much hawter....

youthwalk

7th July 2006, 08:53 AM

:confused:

When did I walk into the twighlight zone?:help:

9-iron

7th July 2006, 09:56 AM

Timmy, why don't you forget about Wienerschnitzil and go to Sonic? Much hawter....

Heck of lot better than sorry ole SUBWAY!! Subway = ****.....

9-iron

7th July 2006, 10:34 AM

When did I walk into the twighlight zone?

Yeah, you pretty much nailed it, Timmy lives in the twighlift zonfe.....

The Lord is my banner

7th July 2006, 12:08 PM

:confused:

When did I walk into the twighlight zone?:help:

Quick, run for it while they're not looking - there's a side door right here...
Trust me, I wouldn't lead you astray now would I? :cool:

chilifrankplate

7th July 2006, 01:08 PM

Chili, how's your Muay Thai going. You may need to knock off the rust after that comment. Timmy a pretty skilled MMA fighter ya know.

Of course, I think he promised his grandmother he wouldn't fight anymore. Dear ole grandmother. I don't see how she puts up with him.

I did hear she traded the Crown Vic for a Chevy Malibu. Maybe Timmy can find a date now.

I'm not too worried about it. Timmy has decent ground skills, but he also has a glass jaw.;)

kooolfriend

7th July 2006, 02:24 PM

Am just wondering who's sock puppet timmy belongs to?

9-iron

7th July 2006, 03:40 PM

I'm not too worried about it. Timmy has decent ground skills, but he also has a glass jaw

No doubt, but you better work hard on your take down defense, I hear he is a monster at ground and pound.

9-iron

7th July 2006, 03:41 PM

Am just wondering who's sock puppet timmy belongs to?

Hifffgirls!!! She was busted long ago.....

Hisgirl

7th July 2006, 03:54 PM

Hifffgirls!!! She was busted long ago.....

Right. Word on the the streets is that Timmy is a mama's boy.... watches Lawrence Welk with his Grandmother while he cuts coupons for the Piggly Wiggly. Any socket puppet of mine would reflect my good taste and common sense.... :cool: .... and wouldn't be a bed wetter like I hear ol' Timmy boy is. :wave:

9-iron

7th July 2006, 04:59 PM

:D No wonder he can't find a date!!

chilifrankplate

8th July 2006, 01:29 AM

No doubt, but you better work hard on your take down defense, I hear he is a monster at ground and pound.

Maybe if he's ground and pounding a wet bag of garbage. I saw him at the supermarket one day with his Grandma, and she knocked him out cold for trying to grab a snickers bar while she was paying for the groceries. :D