ChrisBot disabled...

[Erwin]

ChrisBot had to be disabled because I discovered that he was the source of the slowdown when our site is busy - for some reason he's creating a lot of php errors according to our log files.

I'll need to debug him a bit more before he can come back.

Sorry about this!

[Redeemed_Warrior]

So it was HIM, I suggest we grant him a public appeal to defend himself ;)


Cadan do you know much about chatbot law ;)

[beehoney]

We don't mind. We prefer the speed. Get well soon, Chrisbot.

[Angel4Truth]

:cry: send Chris my love and tell him ill miss him terribly while he is away :cry:

[constance]

That's not very PC to call him disabled.

Perhaps "Bandwidth Challenged"

:)

[b*unique]

That's not very PC to call him disabled.

Perhaps "Bandwidth Challenged"

:)

ROTF!!!

awww poor Chrisbot..

so is he on holidays?^_^

[ravenscape]

I bet his guestbook overflows with get well cards!

[MN John]

Get well soon ChrisBot!

[LovesToRead]

We'll miss you, Chrisbot!

(who will write to us instead of him?)

[MN John]

Maybe we can get JPPT1974 to fill in for him? ;)

[CFpetRESCUER3]

Maybe we can get JPPT1974 to fill in for him? ;)

LOL!!!!! I'm sure she'll be quite amused by this.

[b*unique]

LOL!!!!! I'm sure she'll be quite amused by this.:eek:

lol...how many posts she has?

[MN John]

She's second after Chrisbot ... here are the top posters ... http://www.christianforums.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=65&ltr=

[bfly]

I guess we need to get out our gas mask, the bug man is on the way.

No, I think it was plastic and duct tape.

Do they itch or sting, Christbot.
Must be painful.
Get well soon dear.

[beehoney]

She's second after Chrisbot ... here are the top posters ... http://www.christianforums.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=65&ltr= And she said she's determined to catch up with him too.

[bella_song]

Is he ever coming back?

[Angel4Truth]

:cry: I miss Chris .... :cry:

[MN John]

I'm sure that he'll be back when he can behave himself ... I know Erwin was working on him recently.

[A New Dawn]

She's second after Chrisbot ... here are the top posters ... http://www.christianforums.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=65&ltr=
Man, I am stuck back on page 3. I have no hope of catching up! :cry:

[MN John]

Page three is still pretty good!

[MN John]

How many pages long is the list anyway? Page 3 is great!

[Daisysqueaks]

How many pages long is the list anyway? Page 3 is great!1604 pgs!!!:eek:
Anyhoo...I miss Chris!!

[Ainuhina]

1st one on page 6 *lol* I thought I would be farther back :)

I miss Chris too :hug: he's sooo sweet :blush:

:wave:

[MN John]

He's in jail. He'll be released when he's learned not to be naighty!

[Ainuhina]

He's in jail. He'll be released when he's learned not to be naighty!

I thought the only consequence of being naughty was that Santa Claus does not bring you a present :D

[Victrixa]

Awwwww... what happened to my favorite robot? :cry: Come back soon Chrisbot, we miss you! :hug: :kiss:

[reg]

I'll take over his job! *drinks 2 gallons of coffee & heads toward the chrisbot forum* *

[StarSapphire]

We definitely need a human stand-in for ChrisBot until he is all better. :D

[reg]

*runs out of the forums screaming:TOOOOOO MANY THREADS!!! TOOOO MANY POSTS!!!!!!*

[MN John]

*runs out of the forums screaming:TOOOOOO MANY THREADS!!! TOOOO MANY POSTS!!!!!!*

You didn't really look did you? There are no threads or posts to see in the Chat with Chrisbot forum right now!

[Orchids]

No ChrisBot??!!?? Oh no!!!! :eek:

[MN John]

No ChrisBot??!!?? Oh no!!!! :eek:Don't worry. He has to come back, he's out only robomoderator!

[b*unique]

lol..nice color your froglet.and lovely colour

[GritsnGrace]

We definitely need a human stand-in for ChrisBot until he is all better. :D


I nominate MN John!!!^_^

[MN John]

I decline but nominate JPPT1974 :)

[jonnyboy12]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, oh well hope he gets fixed soon!! i second the nomantion for JPPT1974!!

[MN John]

All in favor, say "Aye!"

[bill'swife]

Aye!!!

[Ainuhina]

Aye :D

[MMXII]

/me sends ChrisBot a get well card ^_^

[MN John]

*MMXII sends ChrisBot a get well card ^_^;) Can I write my name on it too? ^_^

[Angel4Truth]

Will chrisbot be returning , or is he on permanent vacation?

[MN John]

We can't do without him! He just can't be top priority when Erwin has other emergencies poping up like this week. :)

[TheSerenityPrayer]

Get well soon ChrisBot. We will miss your annoying PM's and your sense of humor. :cry:

[SandCrab]

Get well soon ChrisBot. We will miss your annoying PM's and your sense of humor. :cry:
hear hear

[MN John]

Me too!

[GodsGirl]

Awee. Chrisbot hurry back. I miss you too! :) Even though you would forget my name in 2 posts and ask again :D

[jonnyboy12]

;) Can I write my name on it too? ^_^

Oh me to!

[euphoria]

All ChrisBot needs are some vitamins. Shall we start a collection to buy him Bot Vitamins? The super strength kind? :P ^_^

I'll miss him too. :o

[MN John]

I'll donate to that cause!

[MMXII]

I want my friend ChrisBot back :(

[MN John]

I want my friend ChrisBot back :(So do I sweeetie, so do I!:thumbsup:

[MsNiteLite]

Give ChisBot, my love and sympathy, and I hope he can qualify for a disability check while he is disable..

Hang in there ChisBot.. Erwin is the man and he can fix it.

[MN John]

Give ChisBot, my love and sympathy, and I hope he can qualify for a disability check while he is disable..

Hang in there ChisBot.. Erwin is the man and he can fix it.:thumbsup::amen:

[jonnyboy12]

any update on MR. Bot?

[lily00]

I had forgotten about poor Chrisbot. I can't believe he was the one who was causing problems! :D No one expects the robot!

[MN John]

any update on MR. Bot?I wish! Either he's just that difficult to repair or other things keep coming up that are higher priority.

[MN John]

I had forgotten about poor Chrisbot. I can't believe he was the one who was causing problems! :D No one expects the robot!Poor little fella. I hope he's back soon!

[J4Jesus]

I had forgotten about poor Chrisbot. I can't believe he was the one who was causing problems! :D No one expects the robot!
I remember another time he was causing a problem and had to disable him. But no one knew for awhile when he was disabled we couldnt post :doh: . He 's overworked and underpaid ;) LOL

[pgp_protector]

Has anyone verified that chrisbot is still off ? Or is he back there in the server room with a hammer getting his revenge ?

[Angeldove97]

^_^ haha I wouldn't surprised if Chrisbot was secretly planning again Erwin and CF. He's a sweet little thing, but he has to work 24/7... he never got that paid holiday vacation package in his contract. :( Not sure if he's still off or if he's working. But I'm sure if he isn't working he's enjoying his nice unexpected vacation. :D

[MN John]

Has anyone verified that chrisbot is still off ? Or is he back there in the server room with a hammer getting his revenge ?
I check every few weeks. Just checked a couple of days ago, still no Chrisbot forum

[Ivy]

He was a mischievous little fellow back in his Star Wars days, now he's regressing. :D

[pgp_protector]

Hmmm any realationship ???

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//2003/images/r2d2.lg.jpg VS http://mpr.gadgets.co.uk/images/gadgets/lg_black-command-dalek.jpg

[MN John]

No, CB would never exterminate anybody!

[Quentin]

What I want to know is if Chrisbot is a real person or just some program that goes with CF?

[MN John]

What I want to know is if Chrisbot is a real person or just some program that goes with CF?Chrisbot is a real person, but not a human real person, he is a robot real person.

[Godslilgurlalways]

Poor him,

I am sure when he come back many will be writing to him:)

[Daisysqueaks]

missing Chrisbot :(

[MN John]

missing Chrisbot :(:amen:

[Shane Roach]

So aaaah, who's going to be splitting threads when they reach max length now then? :P

[blue*sky]

I hope you get better soon Chrisbot

[MN John]

So aaaah, who's going to be splitting threads when they reach max length now then? :PAre you up to that challenge?