Interspecies marriage?

[Protoevangel]

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0%2C7340%2CL-3191923%2C00.html

Brit Jew marries dolphin
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot

Till death do us part?
An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

[Flipper]

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0%2C7340%2CL-3191923%2C00.html

Brit Jew marries dolphin
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot

Till death do us part?
An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

If I didn't have my Adam... :D

[LilLamb219]

Ummm....ewwww.....

[Jim47]

Guess we haven't heard everything yet? :scratch:

[Flipper]

Ummm....ewwww.....

Well, you know, my name IS Flipper. ;)

[LilLamb219]

Hope you don't think I was "eww"ing you! :) I'm just tired of the Old Adam twisting around what marriage truly is...next it will be a volcano or something ;)

[MorningDove]

Next someone will marry a tree... only not sure how the honeymoon would be arranged! Which reminds me, what about this honeymoon? Can the dolphin go anywhere??? :D

[LutherNut]

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0%2C7340%2CL-3191923%2C00.html

Brit Jew marries dolphin
Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot

Till death do us part?
An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.


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[Flipper]

Hope you don't think I was "eww"ing you! :) I'm just tired of the Old Adam twisting around what marriage truly is...next it will be a volcano or something ;)

What are you doing calling my Adam old? :D :D ;)

[Flipper]

Which reminds me, what about this honeymoon? Can the dolphin go anywhere??? :D

I'm seeing a vacation in the Carribbean, or Hawaii.

[MorningDove]

I'm seeing a vacation in the Carribbean, or Hawaii.

Or the bath tub!! :D

[MorningDove]

I'm seeing a vacation in the Carribbean, or Hawaii.


I'm seeing the dolphin running/swimming away... :P

[C.F.W. Walther]

That story sounds fishy to me http://www3.christianforums.com/images/mood/Happy.gif

[AngelusSax]

Um... a dolphin? A DOLPHIN?! That poor creature...

Next someone will marry a tree... only not sure how the honeymoon would be arranged!

And the tree's relatives would be killed so the news story about it could be printed. So sad... :D

[ctay]

Sounds almost as bad as one of those National Enquirer storys like "Woman has alien baby"..

[Protoevangel]

Sounds almost as bad as one of those National Enquirer storys like "Woman has alien baby"..
Bat Boy is my hero! You know, according to Weekly World News, he was the one who found Saddam! :D

[RedneckAnglican]

and I thought I was doing an Interspecies marriage by marrying a Southern Baptist...

[MorningDove]

and I thought I was doing an Interspecies marriage by marrying a Southern Baptist...


ooooohhhhh kayyyy :D

[MorningDove]

Um... a dolphin? A DOLPHIN?! That poor creature...



And the tree's relatives would be killed so the news story about it could be printed. So sad... :D

and how about the invitations! ooooh the humanity! ummm, I mean ... well... you know. :sorry:

[LutherNut]

and I thought I was doing an Interspecies marriage by marrying a Southern Baptist...

:o

<pregnant pause>


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[KagomeShuko]

You know, a guy in Australia really DID marry his television set. But, I want to know what happens if the tv quits working. . .

[LutherNut]

You know, a guy in Australia really DID marry his television set. But, I want to know what happens if the tv quits working. . .

Probably the same as in any other marriage when the wife stops working.

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[DailyBlessings]

Perhaps she was just trying to make sure the dolphin could inherit her estate, and they wouldn't let her put it in the will unless he was a relation.

[LilLamb219]

Probably the same as in any other marriage when the wife stops working.

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of death for the wife since a woman never stops working...especially when she's sick, life still goes on and she must maintain her household, while the man when he's sick gets to moan in bed for days at a time. (groan)

[ctay]

Lillamb so true.... Boy do men groan when they get sick....

[RedneckAnglican]

Lillamb so true.... Boy do men groan when they get sick....

Hey...I resemble that remark...

[LilLamb219]

Hey...I resemble that remark...

At least you're honest. That's a good thing :)

[LutherNut]

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of death for the wife since a woman never stops working...especially when she's sick, life still goes on and she must maintain her household, while the man when he's sick gets to moan in bed for days at a time. (groan)

You live in your world... I live in mine.

[ctay]

Hubby's sick right now and he's been moaning and groaning since he got home from work yesterday, he just went to bed and its only like 6:30 pm here. Women have to keep going when they get sick.

[LilLamb219]

:( Sorry to hear about your hubby! Hopefully he'll wake up all healthy tomorrow for the new year! And hopefully YOU won't catch what he has!

[cableguy]

Shucks, I don’t see the problem with someone marrying his or her favorite animal. I mean, they’re in love! We should be thanking God that they love each other so much. You guys have a WAY to grammatical view of the bible and marriage. Gee!

*Sarcasm…driping….*