CF Pet Wisdom (of the Old School)

[Borris]

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[ravenscape]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Borris again. :bow:

[angelwind]

Thank you Borris...:wave:

[Borris]

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[angelwind]

This is wonderful...thanks again Borris :wave:

[angelwind]

PS...Easy likes to read...LOL

[Borris]

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[ravenscape]

Kittens who play in the follicles of serenity often come away with pink extremeties and a rosy disposition.

Too true :D

[Borris]

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[angelwind]

EC horses love root beer.


This is too much...you got me...LOL :wave:

[blessedblonde]

priceless =)

[Borris]

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[Borris]

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[LibertyChic]

This one was my favorite...
.............“Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough”?

Until I read this one...
.............Granting a turtle liberty is like freeing a chic in a range rover.


:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Borris]

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[Borris]

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[LibertyChic]

http://www3.christianforums.com/images/customavatars/avatar111911_1.gif (http://www.christianforums.com/u111911)
Snakes eating alligators (http://start.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20051006/4344a140_3421_13345200510061287846151) have eyes bigger than their belly.


Aww man...I was hoping for a picture. I couldn't quite make it out on the news the other night. :sigh:

Where/How on earth do you come up with all these wise and witty sayings?? Do you lay awake at night thinking these up? Or do they just come to you off-the-cuff?

[Borris]

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[LibertyChic]

http://smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/06/python.jpg
The alligator protrudes from the carcass of the python.
Picture: AP

I listen to a little tiny frog inside my head. ;)


That picture is just COOL. Thanks. :thumbsup:

the frog...of course. ;)

[Borris]

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[LibertyChic]

http://www3.christianforums.com/images/customavatars/avatar111911_1.gif (http://www.christianforums.com/u111911)
Rocks don’t taste like Chicken.
^_^



You have to kiss a lot of frogs…, it’s a rule.

Oh really......?? *raises an eyebrow*

[carmi]

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You have to kiss a lot of frogs…, it’s a rule.



That's correct

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[Borris]

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[LibertyChic]

"What about frogs?"

"I like frogs!"

[/old commercial on kite-flying safety from the 70s]

[carmi]

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There's just someting about frogs. :confused:

They are green. To start with an obvious reason

They hop around. Not easy to catch.

They walk on lily pads (compare this to a slimy trail ).

They are where the buzz is (but so are carniverous plants).

And did I say they are green?

[LibertyChic]

They are green. To start with an obvious reason

They hop around. Not easy to catch.

They walk on lily pads (compare this to a slimy trail ).

They are where the buzz is (but so are carniverous plants).

And did I say they are green?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to carmi again.

[ravenscape]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to carmi again.





Gotcher back :D


but Cats rule the world.

Aint that the truth! :sorry:

[HisLilyWhitePrincess]

lol! those are great

[Borris]

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[Ladyday95]

When the Snake’s got hay, the Horse will neigh. :D


What that mean?? :wave:

[Borris]

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[hopper]

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[Borris]

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[ravenscape]

This thread is better than fortune cookies :D

[carmi]

This thread is better than fortune cookies :D

I agree

:cool:

[Borris]

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[ravenscape]

Never leave your pet Chicken at the Happy Soylent Kennel & Game Preserve.

:thumbsup: Words to live by!

“Every beast that parteth the hoof… and cleaveth the cleft… and cheweth the cud… ye may eat, …but, …ye shall not eat the Raven of any kind.” (~Deut.14)
:eek: :eek:

[Borris]

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[Mister Ed]

Borris! Where are you, buddy? Borris, c'mere!



Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrris!

[ravenscape]

- I’d love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck, but I’ve only got this one slimy foot! You see?

Sluuuuuuurp!

http://www.fbcwoodland.org/courier/courierimages/snail%20goodbye.gif

[Mister Ed]

Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrris! Take me with you, Borris! Don't leave me here all alone!

[ravenscape]

You're not alone Mister Ed. There are friends here. Even snails, though none so lyrical and epigrammatic as Borris. But we go on as we must, lending aid and comfort as needed.

[LibertyChic]

Hello Mr. Ed.

I used to own a horse, though he could not speak nearly so clearly as you.

[Mister Ed]

Hello Mr. Ed.

I used to own a horse, though he could not speak nearly so clearly as you.

Howdy, Ma'am!

Not every horse can talk, but horses all got a way of lettin' you know how they feel. What Kind of horse was yours? Was your horse a Palomino, too?

[Mister Ed]

Say, don't you work in the armory? Have you got a character for me? I got all kinds of nice presents when I joined, but they disappeared when everyone else got characters...

[LibertyChic]

Howdy, Ma'am!

Not every horse can talk, but horses all got a way of lettin' you know how they feel. What Kind of horse was yours? Was your horse a Palomino, too?

He was a buckskin quarter horse. He retired from barrel racing when I got him as a young pre-teen. His name was Buddy. He was a cool horse. :)

Say, don't you work in the armory? Have you got a character for me? I got all kinds of nice presents when I joined, but they disappeared when everyone else got characters...

Well....we have human characters. I'm afraid our armor isn't made to fit a horse. Would you like a human character?

[ravenscape]

Say, don't you work in the armory? Have you got a character for me? I got all kinds of nice presents when I joined, but they disappeared when everyone else got characters...

I was thinking just this evening that Wilber could join you here at CF, if you create a character.

[LibertyChic]

Why, that's a WONDERFUL idea raven! :thumbsup: :)

[Mister Ed]

I don't know if I can figure out how to make one of those characters look like Wilbur...
Maybe he should be a CF Pet. He was my pet human.

Say, I still got my piece of apple pie and my dancin' dog, but my little horse and horseshoe are missin'. It's bad luck to throw a shoe, you know. Where'd they go, Miz Liberty? Do you know?

[LibertyChic]

I don't know if I can figure out how to make one of those characters look like Wilbur...
Maybe he should be a CF Pet. He was my pet human.

Say, I still got my piece of apple pie and my dancin' dog, but my little horse and horseshoe are missin'. It's bad luck to throw a shoe, you know. Where'd they go, Miz Liberty? Do you know?

Well the horse was made into a background. I think the horseshoe didn't make the cut in the transition earlier this year. Some of us, for reasons only known to Erwin's servers, lost a few items.

[Mister Ed]

Well the horse was made into a background. I think the horseshoe didn't make the cut in the transition earlier this year. Some of us, for reasons only known to Erwin's servers, lost a few items.

My horseshoe's GONE? No wonder my luck's beeen so bad!

So, can I have a character, please, Ma'am?

[Mister Ed]

Robby the Robot just delivered 200 anonymous blessings. He just came right in. Didn't even knock. How am I s'posed to thank the nice human who gave me those blessings when I don't know who gave 'em to me?

[LibertyChic]

Sure thing! If you look at the signature in my posts, it gives basic instructions on equpping a character. You'll need to purchase one first, though. Click on the "Armor" link found at the top of each page of these forums. :)

[ravenscape]

Anonymous blessings are a burden that way. We have to be extra nice to everyone when we get one, because who knows who the benefactor was.

[Mister Ed]

Sure thing! If you look at the signature in my posts, it gives basic instructions on equpping a character. You'll need to purchase one first, though. Click on the "Armor" link found at the top of each page of these forums. :)

But, it says no animals, Ma'am...

[Mister Ed]

Anonymous blessings are a burden that way. We have to be extra nice to everyone when we get one, because who knows who the benefactor was.

Oh, I see. Thank you for explaining that, Miz Ravenscape. I can be kind of cranky sometimes...I'll try to remember to be nicer.

Well, it's past my bedtime.

G'night!

[ravenscape]

gnight Mister Ed! I've had to behave well many a time myself after an anonymous blessing :blush:

[LibertyChic]

But, it says no animals, Ma'am...

But I thought you were getting a human character?

[asiakim]

oranguatangs?