JimfromOhio
22nd August 2005, 02:00 PM
Dumb Quotes (From a book: "The Lexicon of Stupdity")
"The Health Department says death certificates are to be ordered one week in advance of death." Lancaster Eagle-Gazette
"(Dave) Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall, and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!" San Diego Padres announcer, Jerry Coleman, on the radio, about a long fly ball.
"Give me $418-and no ones." bank robber to a teller in Dunbalk, Md.
Tech. Support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I am writing my first e-mail."
Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well, I can get the 'a'. But how do I put the circule around it?"
"The Health Department says death certificates are to be ordered one week in advance of death." Lancaster Eagle-Gazette
"(Dave) Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall, and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!" San Diego Padres announcer, Jerry Coleman, on the radio, about a long fly ball.
"Give me $418-and no ones." bank robber to a teller in Dunbalk, Md.
Tech. Support: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I am writing my first e-mail."
Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well, I can get the 'a'. But how do I put the circule around it?"