The church is so liberal that...so conservative that...

[cenimo]

We did this over at STR and I thought maybe the folks here could have fun with it:


The church was so liberal that....so conservative that...(game)

(Let's play and make these up as we go along):

The church was so liberal that:

They did the Macarena during the Peace, in fact it became called "The Peacerina!"

The church was so conservative that:
The ushers wore police type unforms and badges that said USHER.

So liberal that:
The organist played "Inna Gadda Da Vida" as the prelude and "Louie Louie, we gotta go now" as the dismissal.

So conservative that:
During the sermon someone shouted, "Amen" and the priest lost his train of thought.


And this one is so good I have to mention it, from benedictine:

so liberal that:
the processional hymn was rapped by the deacon, wearing a liturgical doo-rag

so conservative that:
the staff meetings were held in Aramaic

[RedneckAnglican]

So conservative that they don't belive in ANY new ideas...you know...fire, the wheel, movable type...that sort of thing...

so close minded that you couldn't open thier minds with a crow-bar...

such a flaming liberal that smoke alarms go off when they enter the building...

[Colabomb]

NM.

[AngelusSax]

So conservative that they've never changed the lighting fixtures from candles to light bulbs.

So liberal that at communion, everyone got 20 shots of The Blood.