ChiRho
22nd April 2005, 11:31 AM
"Famous"
One day at kindergarten, the teacher said to the
class of 5-year- olds, I'll give $2 to the child who
can tell me who was the most famous man
mentioned in the Bible."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was
St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It
was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not
right either,"
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said,
"It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, George,
come up here and I'll give you your $2."
As the teacher was giving George his money, she
said, "You know George, you being Jewish, I was
very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
George replied, "Yeah -- in my heart I know it was
Moses, but business is business."
Pax Christi,
ChiRho
One day at kindergarten, the teacher said to the
class of 5-year- olds, I'll give $2 to the child who
can tell me who was the most famous man
mentioned in the Bible."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was
St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It
was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not
right either,"
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said,
"It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, George,
come up here and I'll give you your $2."
As the teacher was giving George his money, she
said, "You know George, you being Jewish, I was
very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
George replied, "Yeah -- in my heart I know it was
Moses, but business is business."
Pax Christi,
ChiRho