Storytime- Cyber Corps Story 2

[Abiel]

Okay- I will kick it off

Once upon a time, not so very long ago,

[something from the fridge]

there was a thing

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

that made the whole world shudder.

[Abiel]

A thing so awesomely aweful that it...

[Andy Broadley]

caused Eastenders to be postponed (now thats BIG).....

[chaplainjared]

What are "Eastenders"? the little children from Mrs Smiths class said..............

[Andy Broadley]

Recepie for 'Eastenders'


1. Take equal quantities of 'Neighbours' and 'Sons and Daughters'.

2. Uproot and move the entire thing to the east end of London.

3. Improve the quality of the acting (debatable), spice up the story lines a lot.

4. Add a smattering of aging, has been comedians.

5. Mix well and serve 4 times a week at prime time.


For further information check out this link...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/

[something from the fridge]

and then turn the television station over

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

to desperate housewives

[something from the fridge]

and be genuinely entertained for an hour

[Abiel]

and then feel like you are wasting your life

[Andy Broadley]

because the football is on Sky and you aint got it....

[something from the fridge]

but then you think to yourself - what football is andy talking about - is it the one with a round ball which is really called soccer or football with a oval shaped red thing and big men beating each other up to get a ball?

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

Or the one with men in tight shorts... ooo such a hard decision! :blush:

[Andy Broadley]

Proper football of course

http://www.10thhussar.co.uk/smith.jpg

[Andy Broadley]

Right, lets clear this up once and for all, then there can be no more confusion.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/football_heaven/big_match_galleries/rovers_hull/images/tim_ryan_danny_allsopp300.jpg This is football:thumbsup: Hull City of course

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Pressbox/9206/pay21.jpgThis is Gridiron


http://www.sportinglife.com/pictures/general/jonnywilkinsonfalconsball.jpg This is Rugby Union



http://www.playtheball.com/images/hulvleesf10.jpg This is rugby league (Hull FC)


http://www.soccersucks.org/real_sports_7.jpg This is Aussie (No) rules football

http://tipperary.gaa.ie/images/declan_browne_small.jpg This is gaelic football


Right, any questions ?

[BillR]

Come on now if he carries the ball its called football but if he kicks it its soccer??


I don't see any problem:thumbsup:

[Andy Broadley]

*Andy ties BillR to a tree, coats him in honey and releases the bears (and the ants)*

[Abiel]

Question- shall we return to the story???

[Andy Broadley]

This story is a free spirit, it goes where it wants to go.:D At the moment it is residing on the planet football, where it engaged in a titanic struggle of Justice v Gridiron.;) Soon it's work here will be done and it will go wherever it feels it is needed (or we send it).:thumbsup:

[Abiel]

Well it better come to Ipswich!

[Andy Broadley]

Anything to oblige our wonderful commanding officer

http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/empics/20031221/14/2355827646.jpghttp://www.lamp.ac.uk/~noy/itfc.gif



It should be noted that the badge says Ipswich Town FOOTBALL Club.;)

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

ARRRRRG....

Sasch retreats to the land of Brisbane Lions!

We are the pride of BRISBANE town
We wear maroon, blue and gold
We will always fight for victory
Like Fitzroy and Bears of Old

All for One! And one for all!
We will answer, to the call!
Go LIONS, GO LIONS, We'll kick the winning score
You'll hear our might roar!


AFL AFL AFL AFL AFL AFL AFL! :D


(followed closely by soccer and State of Origin - GO QUEENSLANDER!)...

Sasch

[Andy Broadley]

Hmmm...lets see now. Australian rules football. A strange game. It should really be called Australian No Rules Football, because there basically don't seem to be any rules. However, they do ahve at least 15 umpires to administer them. The players wear sleeveless shirts, which one supposes is to stop the opposition from ripping them off and using them as garottes.

The game itself seems to be about 25 per side, played on a round pitch, so nobody knows which way they are playing. It is a freeforall of violence in which you can do just about anything you like to the ball (and the other teams players for that matter).

However, in the middle of this carnage, the game will suddenly stop, and everyone will stand looking at the guy who is holding the ball. They will then all stand quietly at a respectful distance while the guy kicks the ball into the goal. Oh, there are six goals by the way, did I mention that.

Like I said, strange game....

[BillR]

*Andy ties BillR to a tree, coats him in honey and releases the bears (and the ants)*

Bill slips free of the ropes because of the honey and runs away from the bear and ants to watch football on t.v. - sorry Abiel back to the story :doh:

[SonOfThunder]

Bill slips free of the ropes because of the honey and runs away from the bear and ants to watch football on t.v. - sorry Abiel back to the story :doh:

Just then there was a power black out and the hot dogs rolled on the floor...looking at each other like lost puppies they wondered how to fill the time, what better way than to start a story..


Once upon a time......

[BillR]

Happy Birthday Abiel :hug:

[Andy Broadley]

http://www.atlanticwraps.com/newwebfolder/Happy%20Birthday%20Gallon%20Fsample.jpg


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[Abiel]

and the fairy said 'since it is your borthday I grant you three wishes...

[Andy Broadley]

:D :D This should be interesting;)

[Abiel]

Wish the first:

Naturally curly blonde hair...

[chaplainjared]

Football the Australian way.

Played on an Oval
7 Umpires (2 Goal umpires, 2 boundary umpires and 3 field umpires)
The field umpires call the shots. There is 3 of them because its such a large field.
The Goal umpires signal weather it is a point (1 point added) or a Goal (6 points added)
The Boundary umpires throw the ball in when it has gone out of bounds.

2 Teams play with 18 players on each side.
There a 4 players on the bench

If someone Kicks you the Ball and you catch it on the full, then this is called a 'mark', and means you get a free kick.

The game is played over 4 quarters, each 20mins long + time on, therefore an average match will last around 2 hours.

AFL players are amongst the fittest and toughest in the world, most running over 10km a game and some up to 20km.
When they get knocked HARD and fall to the ground, they get back up and keep playing, they dont roll around on the ground like a sissy pretending they are hurt.

GO THE CROWS. www.afc.com.au (http://www.afc.com.au) - Adelaide Crows Football Club.

[something from the fridge]

I beg to differ Jarad

http://portadelaidefc.com.au/objects/includes/..%5C..%5Ccp2/c2/webi/image/012758aj.jpg

oooh, is that a premiership cup i see?
http://portadelaidefc.com.au/objects/includes/..%5C..%5Ccp2/c2/webi/image/012936at.jpg

ooh, it is
http://portadelaidefc.com.au/objects/includes/..%5C..%5Ccp2/c2/webi/image/012932at.jpg

[Abiel]

wish the second:

calorie free, sugar free, fat free chocolate

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

Something from the fridge...

I pity the fool!!! I pity the fool!!!

:P

Sasch

[Abiel]

and wish the third- that Ipswich Town get promoted!

[something from the fridge]

and wish the third- that Ipswich Town get promoted!

is that to glory?

[Abiel]

to the premiership!

[chaplainjared]

SOMETHING FROM THE FRIDGE -

Congrats to your team for winning the Premiership cup last year....

However one thing i DO NOT LIKE is Byron Pickett....Not only does the guy smash up his car drink driving (and hes supposed to be a role model for many young children) He ALSO takes people 'out' on the field. His eyes are not on the ball, they are on the man, and he doesnt seem to care about other peoples health....

But congrats to the rest of your team...:)

[Andy Broadley]

Ok then, let's see what we can do here....


http://www.dqshrine.com/dq/dq6/genie.jpg



Wish the first:

Naturally curly blonde hair... Check:thumbsup:

http://www.funpartywigs.com/Images/bestwigs/bubbly.jpg

wish the second:

calorie free, sugar free, fat free chocolate.... Check:thumbsup:

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/ExLax_Chocolate_Laxative48_enlarge.jpg

and wish the third- that Ipswich Town get promoted!..... :scratch: :eek: :sorry:


Sorry, you were granted a wish, not a mega miracle!!

Have you spoken to the people at Hogwarts? Perhaps they can help;)

[something from the fridge]

painSOMETHING FROM THE FRIDGE -

Congrats to your team for winning the Premiership cup last year....

However one thing i DO NOT LIKE is Byron Pickett....Not only does the guy smash up his car drink driving (and hes supposed to be a role model for many young children) He ALSO takes people 'out' on the field. His eyes are not on the ball, they are on the man, and he doesnt seem to care about other peoples health....

But congrats to the rest of your team...:)

yeah, he is a shocker. i just reckon he looks like a full on killing machine. we have a magnet with him on it, but it has been moved to the side of the fridge until he starts to behave.

[Abiel]

Ok then, let's see what we can do here....


http://www.dqshrine.com/dq/dq6/genie.jpg



Wish the first:

Naturally curly blonde hair... Check:thumbsup:

http://www.funpartywigs.com/Images/bestwigs/bubbly.jpg

wish the second:

calorie free, sugar free, fat free chocolate.... Check:thumbsup:

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/ExLax_Chocolate_Laxative48_enlarge.jpg

and wish the third- that Ipswich Town get promoted!..... :scratch: :eek: :sorry:


Sorry, you were granted a wish, not a mega miracle!!

Have you spoken to the people at Hogwarts? Perhaps they can help;)


I think this is where the story left off...

[Abiel]

CAn I have a 4th wish...slightly deflated lips???

[elm0]

Well, seeing as you were only granted the first 2, I don't think you've had a third wish yet.

[Abiel]

got to wait until May for wish number 3...

[elm0]

Why is that?

Are you gonna wish me a happy birthday??

[Abiel]

nah---cos that's when the football season ends.

[elm0]

Hehe, well I had to try.....

[Sascha Fitzpatrick]

I wish for more money...

[elm0]

But it's not your wish.

[Abiel]

'Well, said the fairy, 'That's 2 wishes sorted, but only time will tell on the third.'

[elm0]

"Speaking of time" said the fairy, glancing at his watch, "I've gotta fly!"

[Andy Broadley]

"Asta la vista" she said" I'll be back", and flew away

[elm0]

Just as the fairy disappeared into the clouds.....