An Alternate Inaugural Address

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http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/141kgagb.asp

This is funny... ;)

[KagomeShuko]

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/141kgagb.asp

This is funny... ;)
Freud, Marx, and Dan Rather?!?!?

Never knew those three could be put at the same level. . .

Stein Auf!
Bridget

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Freud, Marx, and Dan Rather?!?!?

Never knew those three could be put at the same level. . .

Stein Auf!
Bridget

Yeah, Dan Blather was let out of his cage, for some reason, for the inaugural. Dan Blather is extremely liberal, and remember the recent trouble he got into for announcing a false news cast against Bush during the election.

[KagomeShuko]

Yeah, Dan Blather was let out of his cage, for some reason, for the inaugural. Dan Blather is extremely liberal, and remember the recent trouble he got into for announcing a false news cast against Bush during the election.
Yeah. . .where are those fact checkers when you need them?

Stein Auf!
Bridget

[Jim47]

Dan Blather? ^_^


Why can't I think of stuff like that? I've always wondered why his face was so stiff looking? Did he have plastic surgery or does someone smash his toe before every news cast? ^_^

[Stormi]

I was incensed to see Dan Rather (Blather) for the inauguration. Some nerve. They spray his face with hair spray, to get that stiff look. ;)

[Jim47]

I was incensed to see Dan Rather (Blather) for the inauguration. Some nerve. They spray his face with hair spray, to get that stiff look. ;)


Wow! I had no idea that hair spray was that potent, glad I quit using it back in the 70's ^_^

Maybe we could send him a little laquer thinner to relax his jaw. :sorry:

[Phoebe]

I'm guessing no one around here has ever mispoken? Or is it that we've just never done it on National TV? Is it worse than when Bush claimed that there were still WMDs in Iraq?

[KagomeShuko]

I'm guessing no one around here has ever mispoken? Or is it that we've just never done it on National TV? Is it worse than when Bush claimed that there were still WMDs in Iraq?
I'll just go with the not on National TV. ..of course I've misspoken! I've never been on National TV, though. . .so that makes it easy to go with that!

Stein Auf!
Bridget

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Dan Blather? ^_^


Why can't I think of stuff like that? I've always wondered why his face was so stiff looking? Did he have plastic surgery or does someone smash his toe before every news cast? ^_^

Actually, a friend of mine coined the term "Dan Blather" ...so I cannot take credit for it. :P

[pastel]

I'm guessing no one around here has ever mispoken? Or is it that we've just never done it on National TV? Is it worse than when Bush claimed that there were still WMDs in Iraq?

I did a speech on WMD in general for my speech class in 2000, and those weapons were there according to my resources. They have buried a lot of things out in the massive desert, and one day, perhaps soon, they may find them. They were there according to satellite serveillance photos.

Did you see the jets they buried in the sand, and our troops recently dug out?

:sigh:

It was something the liberal press suppressed.

[AngelusSax]

Did you see the jets they buried in the sand, and our troops recently dug out?

No. Got a pic, or a link to a pic/story? Please?

[pastel]

The story was supressed, but it may have been on the Internet last year. Don't know if it is still there, but I can check.

I have more pictures.

[pastel]

These pictures are of our soldiers digging out a Soviet made Foxbat jet, which was of the 'state of the art' variety.

[pastel]

More pictures...hope I haven't duplicated any. :)

[pastel]

This is a story about it....however, it differs slightly from the original story I read last year....

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/foxbat.htm

[BigNorsk]

Some of the best information on Saddam Hussein and WMD's is the National Archives. Here (http://www2.gwu.edu/%7Ensarchiv/special/iraq/)

Marv

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Some of the best information on Saddam Hussein and WMD's is the National Archives. Here (http://www2.gwu.edu/%7Ensarchiv/special/iraq/)

Marv

What was that joke.... of course they knew the WMD were there, after all, they had the receipts (sold them to Saddam)! I think that comes closest to the truth, actually. ;)

[ByzantineDixie]

Marv

Hey Marv...love your Avatar. Reminds me of my formative years in Kansas.----R