Torah
1st December 2004, 04:26 PM
Written by Prof, Stephen Berger.
Perhaps the Palestinians have a point, and so to set the record straight, I do hereby denounce the following in the name of the Jewish people:
1. All Jewish suicide bombers who have ever acted against Arabs.
2. All Arabs buses blown up by Jews.
3. All Arabs pizza parlors, malls, discotheques and restaurants destroyed by Jewish terrorists.
4. All airplanes hijacked by Jews since 1903.
5. All Ramadan feasts targeted by Jewish bombs.
6. All Arabs lynched in Israeli cities; All Arab Olympic athletes murdered by Jews; All Arabs embassies bombed by Jews.
7. All mosques, cemeteries and religious schools firebombed or desecrated by Jews in North Africa, France, Belgium, Germany, England or any other country.
8. The destruction of American military, governmental and civilian institutions in Kenya, Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Yemem – along with the murder of U.S. Marines and diplomatic personnel.
9. All Jewish schoolbooks, which claim that Arabs poison wells, use Christian blood to make pita. Control world finance, and murdered Jesus; or those Arab elders meet secretly to plot a world takeover.
10. And I am particularly ashamed at the way my fellow Jews attacked the World Trade Center, Pentagon and civilian aircraft on September 11th, and danced in the streets to celebrate the act.
Of course, Jews never committed any of terror incidents mentioned. Could you imagine the outrage of the world if Jews committed just one of these outrages?
Yet the world seems to turn a blind eye and a deaf ear when similar outrages are committed by fanatic Moslems.
:sigh:
Perhaps the Palestinians have a point, and so to set the record straight, I do hereby denounce the following in the name of the Jewish people:
1. All Jewish suicide bombers who have ever acted against Arabs.
2. All Arabs buses blown up by Jews.
3. All Arabs pizza parlors, malls, discotheques and restaurants destroyed by Jewish terrorists.
4. All airplanes hijacked by Jews since 1903.
5. All Ramadan feasts targeted by Jewish bombs.
6. All Arabs lynched in Israeli cities; All Arab Olympic athletes murdered by Jews; All Arabs embassies bombed by Jews.
7. All mosques, cemeteries and religious schools firebombed or desecrated by Jews in North Africa, France, Belgium, Germany, England or any other country.
8. The destruction of American military, governmental and civilian institutions in Kenya, Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Yemem – along with the murder of U.S. Marines and diplomatic personnel.
9. All Jewish schoolbooks, which claim that Arabs poison wells, use Christian blood to make pita. Control world finance, and murdered Jesus; or those Arab elders meet secretly to plot a world takeover.
10. And I am particularly ashamed at the way my fellow Jews attacked the World Trade Center, Pentagon and civilian aircraft on September 11th, and danced in the streets to celebrate the act.
Of course, Jews never committed any of terror incidents mentioned. Could you imagine the outrage of the world if Jews committed just one of these outrages?
Yet the world seems to turn a blind eye and a deaf ear when similar outrages are committed by fanatic Moslems.
:sigh: