E-Bay funnies

[SumTinWong]

Ever seen anything funny on E-Bay?

How about this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10883&item=7111697031&rd=1)? or this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5533795933&rd=1)?

[ZiSunka]

LOL! Now I've got to look for goofy stuff to see if I can top that! :D

[SumTinWong]

Please do!!!

[ZiSunka]

Salted skunk with feet attached:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=71130&item=7113096096&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

Ewww! Skunk footies!

would you pay this much for a watch?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=31387&item=5534658176&rd=1

[ZiSunka]

Dino dung:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13766&item=6129462346&rd=1

[ZiSunka]

Oh I'm sure it is a real Rolex...:D

[SumTinWong]

Pope John Paul Bobblehead :)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5534772475&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

Wouldn't dino dung be scooby doo ? LOL

[SumTinWong]

What is Holly water?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3268&item=5534683375&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

Is this like planning ahead or what?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5534668834&rd=1

[ZiSunka]

Oh no! The pope as a bobble head!

[SumTinWong]

Pope Innocent III Action Figure
http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/11147.html

He is not alone :)

[ZiSunka]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16511&item=5933344080&rd=1

Can't beat this one! :D

[SumTinWong]

You win...LOL

[FranklinNoble]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16511&item=5933344080&rd=1

Can't beat this one! :D

Hmm.. no bids.

[AJ]

LOL Thanks for the laugh!!!

[@@Paul@@]

THE REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534755632&rd=1


UNBELIEVABLE! SPY HACKER SOFTWARE:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5533429078&rd=1

[@@Paul@@]

Lifeguard Mailman Construction Rubber Ducks:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534847228&rd=1

ROFL!!! HAHA

[@@Paul@@]

HAHA, k, you just need to go look at this one...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534221459&rd=1

Who thinks of this stuff?? :D

[IamAKingsKid]

These ads are too funny......thanks for the laugh

[sarbee]

These are good! Haha

[Suzannah]

Me too! I want the Fart machine...that's FUNNY!!!

[sarbee]

And the Iraq's most wanted cards are serious things. My friend was at war over there recently and he came back with 4 decks of them. The aim is that when the men play cards at night they see the faces and get familiar with them... then when they see them in the flesh - the know who they are.... :) It was interesting to see all that sorta stuff he bought back... :) Very cool!

[aReformedPatriot]

Pope John Paul Bobblehead :)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5534772475&rd=1Im afraid Im half tempted to bid! Do you think he has one?

[ZiSunka]

Is this like planning ahead or what?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5534668834&rd=1
Ew, just in case of an accident or what? :D :cry: ^_^

[ZiSunka]

THE REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534755632&rd=1

I'm ashamed to say that a college friend of mine invented this. He thought it was pretty funny at the time, especially when he gave one to his sister to use when she met her in-laws for the first time! :D

She used it on herself, and her then future mother-in-law who was always completely proper and straight-laced said, "It's good you did that. You should never try to hold that in, it will give you cancer." When the sister showed her the "fart maker," the mother in law tried it, too, and her husband came in and said...Well I can't tell you what he said because it might be violating the CF rules. :D

[SumTinWong]

HAHA, k, you just need to go look at this one...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534221459&rd=1

Who thinks of this stuff?? :D Geez you must not be playing with a full deck hardy har har :)

[SumTinWong]

This is strange and sad
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=6935330588&rd=1

or this one:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5533090999&rd=1

[ZiSunka]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20743&item=4334664767&rd=1

Kangaroo jerky anyone? :D

[SumTinWong]

Im afraid Im half tempted to bid! Do you think he has one? Yeah in short I think he might have one, what I want to know is did he model for it :)

[SumTinWong]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20743&item=4334664767&rd=1

Kangaroo jerky anyone? :D Doesn't everyone?

what about this?
Mommy have you seen Betsy Wetsy Lately? Oh no!!!!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534981506&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

I aint impressed either, but I think I may become a conceptual artist :P
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534912111&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

I love BioFreeze, but in a roll on?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534903639&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

Umm why?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534892972&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

This is actually pretty cool
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534845607&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

An electric fly swatter. I kid you not...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534770493&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

For thos epeople who feel dignified when looking for sea monkees...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534753003&rd=1

[SumTinWong]

Hey this will come in handy at the beach eh?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=588&item=5534749186&rd=1

Complete with simulated frostbite...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534691863&rd=1

[Suzannah]

For thos epeople who feel dignified when looking for sea monkees...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534753003&rd=1
Hey!!! I love sea monkeys!!!! They're so cute with their little crowns on!
I'm gonna order these for my daughter...LOL

[ZiSunka]

what about this?
Mommy have you seen Betsy Wetsy Lately? Oh no!!!!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534981506&rd=1
Oh dear potato! That's horrible!:sick:

[ZiSunka]

Umm why?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5534892972&rd=1
Bizzare! I wish there were a smilie that had googly eyes! :eek:

[SumTinWong]

Hey!!! I love sea monkeys!!!! They're so cute with their little crowns on!
I'm gonna order these for my daughter...LOL LOL, I have some ocean front property in Arizona if you are interested :)

[ZiSunka]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20919&item=5933725836&rd=1

I guess spongebob wasn't making enough money on all the other junk he peddles.

[SumTinWong]

Crusty crab fishfood? The title alone would send me away:) Imagine being at red lobster. Today we have crusty crab broiled with kangaroo jerky and sauteed with maggot protein spills (vomit).

[ZiSunka]

Crusty crab fishfood? The title alone would send me away:) Imagine being at red lobster. Today we have crusty crab broiled with kangaroo jerky and sauteed with maggot protein spills (vomit).
I think I had that meal at a bistro in Columbus once! ^_^ :sick:

[Suzannah]

LOL, I have some ocean front property in Arizona if you are interested :)
You betcha! I'm always interested in a "great deal"....ROFL!!!

[SumTinWong]

hahaha.

Hey folks, here is an interesting idea.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=7119&item=5933337961&rd=1

I hope this poor child doesn't get one in the form of an eviction noctice ;)

[ZiSunka]

hahaha.

Hey folks, here is an interesting idea.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=7119&item=5933337961&rd=1

I hope this poor child doesn't get one in the form of an eviction noctice ;)
:sick: What a thing to do to a kid, send them a letter from their dead grandpa by way of Ariel the welcoming angel! Creepy!

[aReformedPatriot]

:sick: What a thing to do to a kid, send them a letter from their dead grandpa by way of Ariel the welcoming angel! Creepy!
blasphemous. What a way to mock our faith, and the great reward above.

[Iollain]

I would like to put this on someones bed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=230&item=5934550184

Bet it would get a screach out of some ppls hehe

[IamAKingsKid]

I have a huge crockadile my husband bought me that lays on my bed, takes up a huge part of the bed, sleeps on the floor at nite, love stuffed animals

[SumTinWong]

I would like to put this on someones bed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=230&item=5934550184

Bet it would get a screach out of some ppls hehe Here kitty kitty!

[Iollain]

I have a huge crockadile my husband bought me that lays on my bed, takes up a huge part of the bed, sleeps on the floor at nite, love stuffed animals

Me too

[sarbee]

haha i like this thread!!

[IamAKingsKid]

Happy Bday Sarbee!!!!!!!

[SumTinWong]

Yeah happy birthday sarbee!

[IamAKingsKid]

I desire to wish all reading this thread a very happy unbirthday!!! Sometimes i think we all need to celebrate life, and an unbirthday is as good a reason as any!!! what do yall think???

[Busybee]

The latest in jewelry fashion http://members.aol.com/browrob549/emo/common010.gif

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=43199&item=4942021502&rd=1

[Palatka44]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5536872509&rd=1
Hungry anyone?

[IamAKingsKid]

Did anyone see this??? I think its time for me to start making grilled cheese sandwiches!!!!

Bidding Ends at $28K for Cheese Sandwich


























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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. (AP) - A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for $28,000 on eBay.

GoldenPalace.com, an online casino, confirmed that it placed the winning bid, and company executives said they were willing to spend ``as much as it took'' to own the 10-year-old half-sandwich with a bite out of it.

``It's a part of pop culture that's immediately and widely recognizable,'' spokesman Monty Kerr told The Miami Herald. ``We knew right away we wanted to have it.''

Photos posted on eBay show what can be viewed as a woman's face emblazoned on the sandwich, a bite taken out of one end. Bidding closed Monday.


In a statement, GoldenPalace.com CEO Richard Rowe said he planned to use the sandwich to raise money for charity. Kerr and Steve Baker, CEO of GoldenPalace's management company, Cyberworld Group, flew to south Florida on Monday to make arrangements for a sandwich handover from its owner, Diana Duyser.


``I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother of God,'' Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer, said in the casino's statement.


The online auction site initially pulled the sale, saying it didn't post joke items. The page was restored after the company was convinced that Duyser would deliver on the bid, said eBay spokesman Hani Durzy.


Duyser said she took a bite after making the sandwich 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at her. She put the sandwich in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her night stand. She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.


On the Net:


http://www.goldenpalace.com/welcome.php (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/wrap/linker.jsp?rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcnn.aimtoday.cnn.com%2Fnews%2Fstory.jsp%3F%26idq%3D%2Fff%2Fstory%2F0001%252F20041123%252F1152612323.htm%26sc%3D1120&rcn=Return%20to%20News&turl=http://www.goldenpalace.com/welcome.php)

[IamAKingsKid]

sorry, didnt realize that that would happen....I still think i am gonna start cooking right after i make my hubbies dinner, never know what i might find....

[sarbee]

oh... my... gosh! I can't believe someone kept a sandwich for 10 years!! Thats crazy!

[IamAKingsKid]

I cant believe a casino paid $28,000 for a sandwich with a bite taken out of it

[ZiSunka]

I had grilled cheese for breakfast this morning, and again--no images of any kind showed up on it. I looked really carefully, and if I squinted I could kinda make out the face of Brad Pitt, but as far as I know, he hasn't been canonized yet. :D

[IamAKingsKid]

The cheese sandwich i made looked just like a cheese sandwich, boy am i jealous, I guess i will have to keep trying.....

[sarbee]

hmm there is no way I would spent that much money on a sandwich just because it has mary's face on it.. especially not that much money.. thats rediculous!