Leave 'em Laughing.........Jewish Jeopardy

[Sephania]

Have you played this before? Same as regular Jeopardy we give the answer, you give the question.

First one:

Answer: Babylon


:)

[ShirChadash]

question: what does Zemmy do when she feels like posting a lot?

[Henaynei]

answer: hocky pucks

[Henaynei]

Question: What do you make using Manichevitz Matza Ball Mix according to the directions?

[Henaynei]

Answer: a famous Jewish sinus cure

[Sephania]

question: what does Zemmy do when she feels like posting a lot?LOL, that is close ( and true) but not the original answer, here it is, Zemmy you are not alone.;)

Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

[ShirChadash]

LOL Zayit! ^_^

[Sephania]

Henaynei, I can't figure yours' out, can I pass?

Next answer till Henaynei's get's answered, in keeping with the season:

The Answer is: Sofer

[Henaynei]

Answer: a famous Jewish sinus cure
Answer: What is Horseradish?!!!

[Henaynei]

Henaynei, I can't figure yours' out, can I pass?

Next answer till Henaynei's get's answered, in keeping with the season:

The Answer is: Sofer Question: What is where all the relatives sit waiting for Poppa to be ready to start the family seder?!!

[Sephania]

Answer: What is Horseradish?!!!
Ah Ha! I was thinking way too hard on that one! This reminds me I gotta eat that stuff soon and I have a very sensitive nose, just being in the same room with it is enough to bring tears to my eyes!:cry:

Here's a fun one:

A: The Gaza Strip

:D

[Henaynei]

A: The Gaza Strip :D
Something bawdy comes to mind and therefore I'm going to pass on this!!;)

[ShirChadash]

^_^ Answer: What is Horseradish?!!!
Hen -- is THAT why you eat so much horseradish???

[ShirChadash]

Gaza strip?



OH my. ^_^ I'm passing too.

[Sephania]

OH, come on now, it's just what you call an Egyptian Belly Dance,:D no stripping involved! :blush:

[Henaynei]

Answer: What His mother said to the Fiddler on the Roof.

[P_G]

A: The Gaza Strip




What the IDF uses to treat minor wounds inflicted by the BRAVE Palastinians that they encounter. (I figure there are no brave ones!)

A: Macabees

Blessings

PG :wave:

[ShirChadash]

A: Macabees


What is slang for Mc'D's in Israel?

[ShirChadash]

Answer: What His mother said to the Fiddler on the Roof.
What is: don't come cryin to me when you fall off and break yer neck?



okay I know i am NO good at these but LOL.

[P_G]

Answer: What His mother said to the Fiddler on the Roof.



Tova! Don't you know any Hebrew - Bluegrass songs? (She was a big fan you know!)


A: Abraham and Sarah

[Sephania]

Something with Ma Tovoo?

[Sephania]

A: Macabees

Blessings

PG :wave:
I think Zemirah is on to something.

Would the question be What is the name of Israel's most popular fast food resturant?:)

[Henaynei]

What is: don't come cryin to me when you fall off and break yer neck?

okay I know i am NO good at these but LOL.that was *pretty* good ;) - you just need a bit more of a Jewish twist.....

Question: "So, From THIS you make a LIVING??"

[Henaynei]

Question: What were the names of Jeb's two Belgan-cross Mules??

[ShirChadash]

that was *pretty* good ;) - you just need a bit more of a Jewish twist.....

Question: "So, From THIS you make a LIVING??"
BAhahahahahahaaaa! That is so funny! LOL -- I was thinking of maybe something more along the lines of, "yes, and what's it to you if yer mama has heart failure, you, happy on the roof!"

teeheeee

[Henaynei]

BAhahahahahahaaaa! That is so funny! LOL -- I was thinking of maybe something more along the lines of, "yes, and what's it to you if yer mama has heart failure, you, happy on the roof!"

teeheeee
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