Hey, its Justins Birthday!

[Hix]

Happy Birthday Justin!!! ;)

The late Lubavitcher Rebbe wanted to be here to join in your birthday celebrations, but unfortunatly could not get "reincarnated" in time so he sends his regards:

http://www.boomspeed.com/trance_akuma/rebbewav.gif - "Shalom! He who puts his trust in HaShem, then HaShem will be his security. May for another year you keep HaShem as your fortress and know his presence at every moment. Oh and save me some cake..."

Happy Birthday chaver!
Shalom and G-d bless
~Hix~

[Henaynei]

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Out of the mouth of babes.......
In the presence of 2 or more wittnesses
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It is thus declared..........
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Flecitous Natal Remberance Salutations!!

[simchat_torah]

Isn't this like a national holiday or something?

oh wait...no, I think it's a leviticus feast!






happy birthday old man. All I have to say is, "I know this because Tyler knows this."

[ShirChadash]

Happy Birthday to you

you moderate in a zoo

just give out the warnings

and they'll all respect you


more :sorry:


I think :confused:


okay, nevermind. :rolleyes:


^_^ J/K!!! Happy birthday, Youngster!

[Pray4Isrel]

LOL!!! Love the birthday song, Zem!

:birthday2

[iitb]

Happy Birthday to you

you moderate in a zoo

just give out the warnings

and they'll all respect you


more :sorry:


I think :confused:


okay, nevermind. :rolleyes:


^_^ J/K!!! Happy birthday, Youngster!
I'm pretty sure that song is worth a warning! :D

Thanks, everyone!

[Pray4Isrel]

Time's ticking away, people! Get this man a wife!!!
;)

[iitb]

Time's ticking away, people! Get this man a wife!!!
;)Yeah, get me something that'll make me want time to go by faster! :D

[ShirChadash]

SHame on you, Justin.


























roflol! ^_^

[simchat_torah]

You can't blame Justin, he just doesn't know any better...

[simchat_torah]

You can't blame Justin, he just doesn't know any better...
he doesn't have a woman to tell him what to think, how it is, and how he is always wrong. If he had this 'woman' in his life, he wouldn't be making those comments ;)

[Hix]

I kinda envy him in a way....lol :D

[Henaynei]

It is one of the HIGHEST Torah Mitzvot for a man to marry a wife and leave g-dly ofspring to raise up the name of the L-rd and the memory of their father!

[ShirChadash]

OMEYN!





so there.

[P_G]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::pink::pink::clap::clap::clap::clap:


A happy birthday to you!
A Happy Birthday to You!
Every Day of the year
May you FEEL Y'shuah near!
A happy Birthday to you
A happy Birthday to you!
And the Best year you ever had!
AND THE BEST YEAR YOU EVER HAD!!!!!!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::pink::pink::pink::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Blessings and much love from everyone at Nehemiah Center
Pastor George and Miss Bonnie

Miss Bonnie would tell you
"A man is not complete till he gets married"

Pastor George would mutter
"Yah then he's finished!" :D

[ShirChadash]

ROFLOL snicker snort bwahahaaaaaa! PG you crack me up!

[Pray4Isrel]

Did you hear that Justin, you should really be Torah-Observant and marry!
... Henyanei said so. ;) :)

[iitb]

Part of that mitzvah is to have G-dly offspring. Any offspring yet, Erin? :P

[Pray4Isrel]

Part of that mitzvah is to have G-dly offspring. Any offspring yet, Erin? :PYes. His name is Shalom... he is my adopted son. :|

* waits for lightening to strike her! :eek:

[P_G]

Part of that mitzvah is to have G-dly offspring. Any offspring yet, Erin? :P
What's that?

Is Erin Pregnant?

Woooo Hoooo!!!!
:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap:

I am gonna be a grandpa again!

I can't wait
What will you name it?

I really like the name Shlomo a lot or maybe Hiram


So many things to do so little time to prepare

Some one should boil some water!


Blessings

PG :wave:

[iitb]

What's that?

Is Erin Pregnant?

Woooo Hoooo!!!!
:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap::pink:^_^:clap:

I am gonna be a grandpa again!

I can't wait
What will you name it?

I really like the name Shlomo a lot or maybe Hiram


So many things to do so little time to prepare

Some one should boil some water!


Blessings

PG :wave:
I took the heat off of me and put it on Erin! I'm becoming quite good at that.

/me lets out an evil laugh :D

[P_G]

I would like to publicly appologize to Erin for the last post
It was terribly insensitive of me to say such a thing!







There is every reason to beleive she will have a girl
And I think Myra is a great name




There I hope that makes me back in the good graces again
sorry for being a rube


Pastor George :wave:

[Pray4Isrel]

THANKS A LOT!!!
Now look what I got myself into! Doh!
/me smacks forehead

Nehemiah, don't you DARE prepare for any such thing! :D Kids are a long time a comin'... I hope... :sorry:

Now about Justin...

[Hix]

Well on the plus side Erin, your bump doesnt show as much as with most :D

*runs for dear life*

[Pray4Isrel]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
You crack me up!
I shall call you "MJ Forum-comedy-relief-man"

Now, once again, ABOUT JUSTIN...

I would like to publicly appologize to Erin for the last post
It was terribly insensitive of me to say such a thing!







There is every reason to beleive she will have a girl
And I think Myra is a great name




There I hope that makes me back in the good graces again
sorry for being a rube


Pastor George :wave:

[Pray4Isrel]

Well on the plus side Erin, your bump doesnt show as much as with most :D

*runs for dear life*Um... thank you?
:sorry:
You crack me up too, Hix! :D

LOL! Too funny! Look what I got myself into. This is supposed to be a thread about justin's old age and his need to marry and start a family :P

[iitb]

Kids are a long time a comin'... I hope... :sorry:
Isn't this what most couples say right before finding out they're pregnant? ;)

[Pray4Isrel]

Isn't this what most couples say right before finding out they're pregnant? ;)**gulp** Um, yes, that would be correct, Justin... :sorry:

[P_G]

THANKS A LOT!!!

Nehemiah, don't you DARE prepare for any such thing!


As pastor George pushes a bassenette loaded with crates of pampers into the fourmn he looks up at a previous post..............................

Did some one say something? Oh Erin Dearest one really you are so welcome
and it really is no trouble at all to prepare for such things. I have called Miss Bonnie and she will be comming over soon to decorate and paint the nursery. We are thinking of little Blue magan dovids and some lambs on a white background.

Now you just sit down little one and take it easy
A girl in your condition must be careful.

Besides don't you know it is a mitzphoh to do a charity?


Pastor George (official rhumor mill of MJ) :D

[P_G]

Justin

I would like to point out you owe me big time!




PG :wave:

[ShirChadash]

What's that?

Is Erin Pregnant?

Woooo Hoooo!!!!

I am gonna be a grandpa again!

I can't wait
What will you name it?

I really like the name Shlomo a lot or maybe Hiram


So many things to do so little time to prepare

Some one should boil some water!


Blessings

PG

zem gets ready to catch...










:sorry: ;) Sorry I couldn't resist!

[Henaynei]

Yes. His name is Shalom... he is my adopted son. :|

* waits for lightening to strike her! :eek:
He's got black fur and purrs too!!!

[Pray4Isrel]

I can't believe Justin totally re-routed all the attention to me. The nerve!
SNEAKY!!!

Ahem, may I remind you all that we still need to find a wife for Justin?

:D

[Henaynei]

A son is a son, til he takes a wife....
A daughter's a daughter, all of her life.......

Where's a good Yenta when you need 'er?!?!?!

[Talmidah]

Happy Birthday Justin!!! ;)

~Hix~

יום הולדת שמח




:pink: ^_^ :hug: :clap:

[Sephania]

After all this hoopla, I have just one thing to ask,

Justin have you called your mother and thanked her for all the pain she went through giving you life?

You should be sending her flowers!

HB anyway. :)

[iitb]

Actually, I haven't :sorry:. My phone has been turned off for most of the day.

[iitb]

Okay, I called my Mom, and got to listen to my 4 year old sister sing the "happy birthday" song. She got the giggles about halfway through. Good stuff. :)

[Pray4Isrel]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
How sweet is that!
:clap:

[Bulldog]

Happy Birthay!

[koilias]

Yes...many many best wishes!!!!!
Our always poised, uncompromising & indefatigable Mod!:cool:

Thanks for being such an outstanding servant!!