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<blockquote data-quote="emily93" data-source="post: 77349547" data-attributes="member: 430829"><p>During Sermon at a Sunday service , the Pastor said: "If I had all the Beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".</p><p></p><p>And the congregation cried, "Amen! "</p><p></p><p>"And if I had all the Wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".</p><p></p><p>And the congregation cried: "Amen!"</p><p></p><p>“And if I had all the Whiskey and Rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river".</p><p></p><p>Again the congregation cried: "Amen!"...</p><p></p><p>The Pastor sat down.</p><p></p><p>The Junior Pastor then stood up and said: "For our closing Hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from the river".</p><p></p><p>The whole Congregation SCREAMED *HALLELUJAH!*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="emily93, post: 77349547, member: 430829"] During Sermon at a Sunday service , the Pastor said: "If I had all the Beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen! " "And if I had all the Wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried: "Amen!" “And if I had all the Whiskey and Rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried: "Amen!"... The Pastor sat down. The Junior Pastor then stood up and said: "For our closing Hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from the river". The whole Congregation SCREAMED *HALLELUJAH!* [/QUOTE]
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