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<blockquote data-quote="Presbyterian Continuist" data-source="post: 77578858" data-attributes="member: 105812"><p><h3>The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats</h3><p>A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don’t know where I am."</p><p></p><p>"You’re at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies.</p><p></p><p>"You must be a Democrat."<br></p><p>"I am. How did you know?"</p><p></p><p>"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help."</p><p></p><p>"You must be a Republican."</p><p></p><p>"Yes. How did you know?"</p><p></p><p>"You’ve risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn’t keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Presbyterian Continuist, post: 77578858, member: 105812"] [HEADING=2]The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats[/HEADING] A woman in a hot-air balloon is lost, so she shouts to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don’t know where I am." "You’re at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replies. "You must be a Democrat."<br> "I am. How did you know?" "Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help." "You must be a Republican." "Yes. How did you know?" "You’ve risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn’t keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault." [/QUOTE]
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