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Light and fluffy, they are feeding What the people think they’re needing. Feel good messages are their shelter, But now they are helter-skelter. Life with frolic is a plenty, But the truth, now who’s got any? Lies galore and misplaced feelings, Have them on the line they’re reeling. Keep it...

I have a bad weakness for Laffy Taffy candy and aside from the candy itself, I love the little jokes on the wrappers. I get a bag on occasion, so, if I find any cute/good ones, I'll share them here. If you also get a good wrapper joke, go ahead and share it! Q. What sits at the bottom of the...

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. Alternately, she would touch her own, and then back to his again. Finally she spoke up. "Grandpa, did God make...

Audience: Seniors in age Is there an application for my phone for locating all the public restrooms, bathrooms in an area?

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it! What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall! What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies! Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in...

A hungry young fellow sits down in a restaurant for lunch. Several moments pass before the waitress arrives to take his order during which time he notices three large steaks nailed to the ceiling. "Ah, I see you've noticed the steaks," the waitress says as she walks up to the young fellow's...