clean jokes

Why did the Catholic cross the road? To get to the confessional on the other side! After all, even sinners need to take care of their spiritual well-being. Just remember that in real life, we should always be wary of our mistakes, and follow the rules of the road (the Bible, or Basic...

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it! What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall! What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies! Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in...